my health care compliance job is quickly becoming me trying to filter through the AI slop that clinicians a shitting out and it's creating so much more work for me

first pickup soccer of the season in my wisconsin winter body forged by beer and cheese (pray for me)

real indicator of economic downturn: I bought the kirkland irish whiskey instead of jameson 😞

"I think I would actually die if I ate tofu" - huge loser adult man I work with

first day I could actually sleep in after getting home from gonzo I've been asked to help my brother move...starting at 830 am

you mean all this work that was procrastinated all week needs to be done today?!

apparently the youths are wildin at my local Culver's

If anyone wants 7 minutes of live Hot Tea from my pocket - I gotchu

sighed so hard at work I blew my sticky notes off my desk

ok listening to cortez on my first commute back after gonzo is having the opposite intended effect...take me back!

well fuck now I get to be horizontal at a hotel in phoenix because they delayed our flight until tomorrow AM due to a *second* maintenance issue.

fuuuuuck I just need to be horizontal!

got a great clip of AEIOU yesterday

As we were boarding and making small talk with someone who didn't gonzo I said "yeah it's neat there's some band members on this flight" He asked who. "The disco biscuits and eggy" Then a guy behind him said "really? disco biscuits? Do you like those guys?" It was Marlon haha.

"cotter is next level, man" - Jon Barber, Los Cabos airport, 7:58 am

Harp is on stage

Doctors HATE him. He beat the system with this one weird trick (smuggling a water bottle full of jameson into the music festival)

little Gonzo dump - no fun is being had here

baby's first biscuits

indie grooving

1 Hod Dog please

yeah, this will do

almost required CPR after sprinting to make our connection to Cabo but we barely did it...get me a marg

CABO TOMORROW

fighting for my life reading this book to my nephew in public making sure everyone hears the hard D

6 years ago when we decided to covid "camp" on our balcony

wife has dinner plans with her friend tonight

soooo uhhh gas went up here by like 50 cents yesterday

The only time I've had beef on a text based social media platform is when I said I saw "the grateful dead with Dave matthews" (lol) after the dead & co sit in and everyone got really mad #beefweek

guy in an all white sweat suit sitting in the middle of the sidewalk smoking a blunt gets the Hell Yeah Brother award of the day

scene report from wife: MJ Lenderman selling MJ Grinderman at the merch booth

bag secured

Democrats are being so mean not letting my president build a place to hold his big beautiful balls

How it feels knowing I'm going to olive garden and barnes and noble with gift cards tonight

my illegal soccer stream is speaking to me in Saw Spanish

coworker who I just educated about a bunch of stuff last week calls me and immediately says "well copilot told me to do this" and...like...can't we just use our human brain for like...2 seconds?!

Geese - Getting Killed

Billy broken leg, Stav broken arm. My sources of entertainment are all dying slowly. If Rick breaks something I'll have nothing left

@culvers.com my local Culver's removed mello yellow and now I'm sad. Is that a permanent change?

they conveniently make you exit the optometrist with your eyes dilated right next to the beer and cheese curds

someone on IG was playing Money for Nothing on acoustic to their baby...weird way to start teaching them slurs but go off I guess

constantly fighting my wisconsin brain stem that tells me I should be drinking outside anytime it's over 60 degrees out

graphic designer: I made it look like a dick and balls - just like you asked for, boss!

Anyone need tickets for Dogs Playing Dead tonight in Ardmore? Not feeling so great today. I have two that I really would like to put to good use.

Florida Man

>Cherki with some fast footwork for a beautiful individual effort goal: 1-0 >seconds later Donnarumma fucks up in front of his own goal: 1-1 #city

I have a bunch of games I haven't played yet but I always keep coming back to this

it just hit me - I've noticed an increase in the smell around here too and I know exactly who it is! the new maintenance dude who lights up a joint every time he steps outside

East side of Madison things