I'm so much more efficient at eating meals then these dumb Europeans

everyone is so hot in europe it's crazy

72 hour update: I run on coffee and cigarettes

lmao my wife just aggressively told an unfamiliar Aussie how great king gizz is

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

Democracy - ever heard of it?

somebody is posting scrote all over Athens

it took us less than 24 hours in Europe before we bought our own pack of cigarettes just to fit in

had the best gyro of my life (so far) 📍 Athens 🇬🇷

apparently they speak English in London?

inject the nostalgia straight into my veins please #lego #nintendo

got to listen to the new Geese album early and scored some swag! 📍 Strictly Discs - Madison, WI

considering cancelling my vacation because it conflicts with the first week of Curderburger season @culvers.com

sometimes I miss being on Twitter

baby's first Spusta and she's 🔥🔥🔥

Sadly, we had to bail on Louisville :( Selling a pair of 2-day passes. Front Row of Orchestra-4, on the Aisle. Great location with room to boogie. Way under face value cashortrade.org/goose-at-the...

@nicktator.bsky.social handed me this sticker right before Goose played the JOTY of the year. Coincidence? No shot. #ChicagoTumble

another excellent evening with Goose! I knew once I got this sticker it was an omen we were in for a Tumble that could melt steel beams. 🥵

the majestic Atlantic Ocean 📍Chicago, Illinois

got an extra GA pit ticket for Goose tonight if anyone is looking. Buddy's dog is sick and can't make it

late entry to the non-existent Madison Goose show design competition

Fun times! Probably the drunkest I've been at a Goose show thanks to Jimmy John's failing to deliver my pre-show dinner but that made the goontz raging all that more fun. I may have spooked some Mt Joy girlies lol. Nice to meet you @mattformath.bsky.social!

nothing but net and broken ankles on the Kohl Center floor tonight

Weoutchea

goose Madison - lot 91, closest lot, apparently doesn't open until 5. Currently lot 46 garage is next closest and open

wish I could bottle the day of excitement for a hometown show. LFG!

also have an extra floor GA for face available

Goose heads - we will be posted up tomorrow on the Kohl Center lawn from ~330 until doors. Come grab a spotted cow + slap and say what up!

so which goose song is the Mt joy guy going to sit in on and oversing?

living statistic here: wife got let go from her job as a project manager at a solar company 4 weeks ago (no one is buying right now). Has been applying to pretty much everything without luck. Sucks.

things have really fallen off the rails - went back to the old app for first time in months out of morbid curiosity and earnestly replied to someone saying this is a matter of good (right wing) vs evil (left wing).

what's your most random music/concert fact? Me: I've only crowdsurfed at one show and it was The Killers at Lollapalooza

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

maybe we need to take some inspiration from the...Nepalese?

Wisconsin - i was able to schedule my covid vaccine at CVS and signed up online without issue. All I had to do was check a box that I was eligible. No additional verification needed.

Goose feat. Lil Jon

@aatgoosepod.bsky.social are we thinking Iowa boards are just slow or not coming ever?

considering picking up smoking just so I'm not so bored at work

Live look at my weekend plans

TREVOR BRAIDZ was booming last night

look at my beautiful boy 😭

when in Iowa

man that was a blast! Probably the most I've danced at a Goose show - I was a sweaty mess after that Hot Tea 🥵

Vibes are high

all dressed up and ready to go to this Iowa campus Goose show

Have a Gorge miracle to give out for Sunday. it's a lawn. can't transfer till Sunday morning (it's day 3 of a 3 day pass)

my two vacation moods:

📍Al Johnson's Swedish Restaurant

so my wife loves tanning on our patio. she hates the spiders on the patio so these are next to each other by the door. which is how she accidentally sprayed her body in spider killer before going out the other day.

people are saying it's the Goose Sticker of the Year