Burning stuff is deep in our cultural DNA. Light a fire while you can, before the government bans them. The wokeists will try to stop this & accuse you of "arson" or "climate hooliganism". This is not arson, it is patriotism.

If David Cameron is given a peerage I will bring a case against this treacherous cabal for sex discrimination.

GBNews have had the sense to give my Boris his own programme. I don't think they quite appreciate the gift that they are getting - he will inform, educate & entertain with every word & I daresay he will be running the whole caboodle within a week.

If you thought power flowed from the people into Westminster think again. Dark forces wanted my Boris out by any means & like Caesar, he was stabbed by a group of plotting traitors. Rishi Sunak is not Brutus - he lacks the machismo, charisma & height. My tell all is available for preorder on Amazon

Rishi Sunak & his dark forces has trashed our wonderful Conservative party. The party of fairness, equality, life chances & great leaders, leaders such as Churchill, Thatcher & Johnson.

Mid Bedfordshire voters have realised they can NEVER improve on me & today have flown the white flag. I was the pinnacle, the zenith of Conservative rule in that constituency, the like of which will never be seen again.

BORIS MUST GO TO ISRAEL- ONLY HE IS CAPABLE OF SOLVING THE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

If Tories lose mid Beds they will attempt to blame me - Rishi is terrified of competent, tall & powerful women. I am woman. I am fierce. I am Joan of Arc!

Today is the Mid Bedfordshire by election. I would urge every single one of my i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶i̶c̶ s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶r̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ constituents to write "bring back Nadine!" on the voting paper.

Please remember it is the Mid Bedfordshire by election next Thursday & I urge every single one of you to write "Nadine" in the box on your ballot paper (perhaps with a little ❤️) so they get the message. NOBODY will serve the people of Mid Bedfordshire the way that I did & they will realise this.

I suspect the HOL appointments commission is moderating this place too & I really will not stand for it. Does anyone know whether those people who do the donkey rides can look into it? Donkey leads or something?

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise if anyone feels like they might have been offended by words.

Dark forces are afoot

I have been labelled an "impersonator" ! This is OUTRAGEOUS!

Boris is FURIOUS at that nasty little man for reneging on the climate thingy - he said he's faltering & he really shouldn't be doing that - Nets Aero is crucial.

Hello? Where is this? Wasn't that code supposed to be for 2 weeks in the Med?