I spent all day today in Long Beach, WA browsing the town, ebiking on the beach, eating good food, and freezing my ass off trying to watch the sunset

Umm

New achievement: go through a whole Fetch event without drinking any alcohol. I actually intended to drink a little bit, but realized I just didn't want to

I don't want to think about how close people born in 2000 are to being in their 30s

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaEU... so the actual Bond films are even sillier than Austin Powers sometimes

Same shirt, ten years apart

There are two specific sounds I can think of that immediately get my attention, like I will catch them no matter how spaced out I am or how much other noise there is The willhelm scream And when someone says "otter"

I forgot my sweat rag when I went to the gym this morning, so I skipped cardio. As penance, I'm about to walk 3 hour round trip to Vulpine / Burrow and back @thefurrybarista.bsky.social you better have a coffin for me when I get there ...I mean coffee. Probably.

Glutes so swole it's like my butt got an erection, hahaha...ha...it hurts a lot to sit down

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuaH... ahahahaha this felt like fighting an angry kobold

He’s in your pocket

I bet bird furries were really excited when twitter first came out

So begins the game of "eat all my perishable food before I go on vacation before 2 weeks while still getting proper nutrition" Fuck it, burger bun toast

Here is a view I've missed

Pancakes.

if you're going to BLFC and waiting for con block lottery opening tomorrow, just know that it is much cheaper to just book the hotel normally lol

tomorrow feels like a hike day instead of cycling

Currently photosynthesizing

Okay Supergirl was actually great

Non alcoholic beer has gotten so sophisticated that I'm starting to like it more than I liked real beer Just need to find a NA hefeweizen and it's over

Nice trip to Fremont to get new shoes and lay in the sun at gas works park ^^

yooo what the heck is this bridal suite bed in Diamonds are Forever

biking to the park to sunbathe while listening to an audiobook was a good way to spend my evening <3

Yesterday might be the first 4th of july in at least 15 years where I didn't drink any alcohol. I didn't miss it at all The non-alcoholic Stella Artois I got is almost indistinguishable from real Stella and it sure made it easy to socially drink without alcohol ^^

I had....way too many hot dogs today

Thinking about the President's interrogation of the alien in Independence Day. This alien was just the one random unlucky fighter pilot who was downed and captured alive, not their leader. Imagine if aliens captured some random Marine and their only contact with humanity was marine saying DIIEEEE XD

Happy 4th of July!!

Alright I'm sayin it, this guy is hotter than Fox McCloud now

New York this week:

Who do you think wins in a fight?

For tomorrow, I got nonalcholic White Claws, which were as good as I expected, and nonalcholic Stella Artois, which was surprisingly good. It actually tastes like normal Stella

my fitbit bugged out for some reason and didn't track my morning 40 minute cardio at all and it irrationally makes me feel like I didn't even work out lol I need those numbers on my tracking app, dammit!

I always avoided smiling too much in photos because I hated my teeth, and now I avoid it because I don't wanna show my braces. I'm gonna have to train myself differently in ~8 months when they're removed!

the urge to drop whatever entertainment I'm currently into and binge rewatch Deep Space 9 and Voyager again is ever-present

I got a banananana

www.king5.com/article/news... you're damn right it is

...oh. I've had this dishwasher for over a year and I didn't even realize this was here lmao

I've been watching the entire Bond franchise in release order, since I'd never seen most of them before, and I just finished You Only Live Twice. I thought that was the final Connery one, but apparently he came back for one more after Lazenby did one? Strange!

After 10 years I'm finally able to wear this shirt again just in time XD I tried on all of the Medium shirts I kept from storage and they all fit comfortably. I am officially a Medium shirt size now. That's friggin wild to me

Star Fox 2026 not having this is really unfortunate

how you doin' 📸: @celanor.org

am I really this large of a person? I don't feel like 6 feet is that tall but holy crap

2016, 192lbs, vs 2026, 206lbs which is hotter

Anyone who's known me for years should know why it's really hard to believe this is a picture of me

Oh wow that's a lot

Holy crap, after two weeks, it isn't just looser, it's much looser. It's even visibly looser

First time wearing full suit in 2.5 years, fits me great again :D

I've completed every possible path in Star Fox and working on getting all of the medals, but the Aquas medal is making me want to pull my non existent hair out XD

I don't get why people are complaining about Katt's new design. She's the leader of a cuthroat mercenary gang, and SF64 made her look like a barbie doll. She actually looks the part now! My only complaint is the remake kept the corny music that plays every time she shows up

Backyard Mallows!