I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Summer sucks. Heat sucks. Relentless sunshine is awful and anything over 74 degrees fahrenheit is tyranny.

Some European markets getting into dangerous territory. The worst of the bunch is Spain. 2 year expectancy is now flat to down after crossing the euphoria line (orange dots). The longer prices stays across this point the more likely an extreme volatility event is to occur. IBEX 50, EWP

And now the confidence starts to swell. This is the sort of blind optimism we need to fuel another leg down.

$VIX green. +10 point reversal...

The futures opening is what I meant by "drastic statistical danger." bsky.app/profile/ohso...

Where will you stop, SPX? Today was the first time in 5 years we breached model bands on daily bars. This is a once in every 3-5 year event putting today's (Friday) dip buyers in drastic statistical danger. SPX

Wavelet model for the win. Hope you all loaded up on VIX calls while they were cheap SPX VIX

Basically long to the gills at the bell. See you tomorrow when I have no money left SPX QQQ SPY

Buying up January $VIX calls. See you all on the other side $SPX

Dear Computer Vision-Sky, Brand new PhD student here and I'm beginning a project trying to detect turtle tracks from space. Has anyone done something similar or maybe has some insight into this sort of thing? Would love to connect #ComputerVision #MachineLearning #mlsky

The lump in my throat stems from the $SPX forecast from Friday (Nov 22). It is a rare occasion indeed to have such a separation between the forecast bounds. Either glory or destruction await.

$SPX 4Q forecast update: So far mostly following its upper bound. Most prominently, the current forecast is consistent in calling for a dramatic increase in variance around the second week of December

Bitcoin is so far following the same playbook as the last 8 years. Should it hold, we should expect a top out around 144k some time in the next few months. And *then* the hammer falls. #BTC #BTCUSD

VIX and VXX being weird af today. Who broke it?

Giving the polling function a try before the weekend. Please help!

Some counter US Dollar, DXY trades showing up. Notably GBPUSD and EURUSD. Starting here with EURUSD pivoting around its despair line (orange dots), offering the potential for a 4-5% move higher through January

Overheard a retiree in line at the grocery store just now: “I’’m good, George. I invested my life savings in cryptocurrency and I’ve tripled my money. It’s just going to keep going up.” What’s the easiest way to short?

Hi Bluesky, I'm Oso and I recently shorted $SPX