I’ll say it. I’m thinking about becoming a CEO of my own company so I can do as many drugs as possible and not face any consequences.

Ah yes, the coveted “soccer” peace prize.

Say what you will about this nutcase, but I stand by his decision to find a “look” in 1985 and stick with it for all of eternity.

That time I went to the United Nations in 2023 and didn’t embarrass America. Also, I took the stairs because I’m not a lazy orange whiny asshole

I hate that I am now familiar with the term “Manosphere.”

My vacation “before and after” photo.

I basically make this look every time I log onto any social media account.

I don’t want photos of my dead relatives to “come to life.”. If I see another AI cat with a machine gun, or a giraffe hugging a leopard, I’m going to walk into the cold dark ocean with rocks in my socks. Step off. AI, step off.

Before/after? I’ve had fender benders with more damage.

Praying for something super specific

I’m across the globe in Kenya in a bit of a news blackout, but then I see this embarrassing, disgusting tool practically orgasming over a plastic gold wrestling belt and I am just embarrassed for America. We are so much better than him.

And just like that, dopamine has been reintroduced into my bloodstream.

Better than a Lorazepam

In an alternate universe, @sanders.senate.gov would be president and that other guy would be in prison. Thanks for a great conversation in London, Senator Sanders.

Patiently waiting in my horrible seats to see Bernie in London!

Evergreen

I’m in Paris, trying hard not to act American

Is the “product” bullshit? Because he can shill that out like it’s no one’s business.

“Vladimir, STOP”

Ok fuckface, I’ll raise you one.

They don’t sell NyQuil in the UK, and I could really use a fix.

Big if true. I feel safe now.

My 2025 Superpower is disassociating.

You mean like Hegseth?

Dying to travel back the the US, just so I can participate in a protest against that Mofo.

I don’t use the C word often. That’s a lie, I live in London and am therefore allowed. This woman is a cunt and I would donate $5k to the charity of their choice for any journalist in the WH to call her that.

Welcome to your 50s

So exited that the antidepressant I’ve been taking for 20 years isn’t available in the UK. Can’t wait to find out what happens in 2 weeks when I run out. Stay tuned!

I don’t know about you, but I could really use a Fyre Festival distraction right now.

Can we sue this administration for PTSD?

Bernie Sanders is a Rock Star.

If my anxiety was an actual place

Going brunette because being a blonde plus-50 white lady screams “Trump supporter.

Nice knowing you America. This picture is horrifically Dystopian

First reporter to tell him, “Go F yourself,” should get a Pulitzer.

In Switzerland, drinking Champagne, ignoring US politics, and lo and behold, I’m having a moment of peace. I will be back to protesting that mo-fo soon!

I sliced the entire top of my right finger off today, but this is Bluesky, so who really gives a F*ck?

Did they order a side of Measles? www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/rfk-...

In London on the tube listening to “Nasty Boys” by Janet Jackson right now. Life is good down here.

For the US to side with Russia and North Korea to oppose a UN resolution condemning the illegal invasion of Ukraine defies all common sense and adds insult to the countless injuries suffered by the brave Ukrainian people. edition.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...

They should all respond, “Your mama.”

If you can’t form a proper sentence, you shouldn’t have access to all of the government’s info. Also, it seems like a Ketamine addiction should be a deal breaker?

Disassociated for a few hours this morning. Now I’m back to doomscrolling.

I wish I could do the amount of drugs he is on. I would just lay in bed and watch the Beverly Hillbillies, and avoid firing everyone in the western hemisphere

Humiliation is their Achilles heel. Keep showing up. Keep booing.

I’d only planned to live in the UK for 3 years. Today I am strongly considering doing everything possible to stay here indefinitely. No one has disgusted me more than those two ratf*ckers

Meanwhile in the UK

My neighbor cat in London (called Arlo) comes over every night to have a sleepover with my cat.

MAGA’s version of “Bennifer.”