I mean they’re not wrong. Look at gas station pricing. What does $3.99 and 9/10 per gallon really mean?

Procrastination is a bitch

Venice Venice Venice! Let's do some 'splorin' and swimmin' in #assassinscreed tomorrow

Not putting a croc in the giant reservoir was a kindness the devs didn't have to bestow, but one I am grateful for nonetheless. #tombraider

This section was my best impression of me if I went rock climbing IRL. #TombRaider

Seriously, since when do mummies fly????

Certain songs just remind me of characters and adventures - whether it's the lyrics, the vibe, or the score. The playlist I made for the #dnd campaign I'm running is linked in the next post!

Fun to see TTRPGs make the NYT crossword today!

Did I waste a lot of time being stumped on certain puzzles? Yes. It's amazing how incredibly stuck you can get because one input didn't register so you think something isn't possible... Still loving this game though. #LastCampfire

We're getting our lost Ember out of the Forest today!

More cozy ember puzzles tomorrow! #LastCampfire

#spoilers a lot went wrong

Playing #dnd today!!! <3 We're exploring the Underdark and family secrets... nothing could possibly go wrong, right?

Tfw you recognize a word because you play too much #Valorant Thanks, Harbor

After this part of the playthrough, I really need to play through the first #AssassinsCreed. I hope at some point I get to play as Maria - she seems like a badass.

Played minecraft for the first time today bc my brother invited me. Now I’m googling how to capture a chicken 🤦🏻‍♀️

The major campaign I've been running for 5 years is in its last arc, so I was inspired to create a playlist with songs for all the PCs, major NPCs, and big plot points and themes.

Happy new year! Let 2026 bring joy and adventure and love - and for the love of god and all that's holy, let it bring a major, positive change to the world. We need it.

I made a playlist for @thedicecollectors.bsky.social and our Ship Happens campaign! This video goes behind the scenes for my song selection process (#spoilers).

I’m stoked to be exploring the #Underdark for the first time as a GM in an upcoming session. What’s a setting or environment you’ve never run that you really want to? Or one that you come back to over and over again? #ttrpg

Desmond's head is a messed up place. #AssassinsCreed

We're finally back with Desmond in the real world in tomorrow's Assassin's Creed vid!

My uncle always makes meatballs for christmas eve, and this year they kinda fell apart in the sauce - so we had sloppy joes instead! 😋

If you expect a mummy around every corner, you can't be disappointed...or jumpscared. Right?

I don't think I can go a level of Tomb Raider without getting jumpscared by a monster at least once.

Finding a way to lower these bridges is going to be the death of me. #TombRaider

Running a mystery/horror #daggerheart game this weekend… it’s a little off-theme for the time of year but I’m excited 😊

Safe travels this holiday season! Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and close out the year with love and joy!

I'm bringing fishermen back to life in this cozy little puzzle game! #LastCampfire Very heartwarming on this holiday eve.

The cave of solitude puzzle beat me today...but I'll return stronger and defeat it at a later date.

Nap…it’s 8am and I want a nap 😴

Cute little ember and GIANT FROG! (pls don't eat me)

More little embers tomorrow with the #LastCampfire!

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm unobservant or if the next step or place to go are legitimately hard to see/find. #TombRaider

Why do the mummies run on all fours? Hmmm? Who thought that was a good addition?

First flesh statues, now mummies. At least that's on brand for something called "tomb raider".

sometimes i just have to brute force the #assassinscreed glyph puzzles...

Also I think my favorite #dnd monsters to run are ghosts. Definitely doesn’t have anything to do with the ability to inflict trauma on my PCs with figures from their past. … No, definitely not.

This week’s episode of @thedicecollectors.bsky.social was one of my favorite sessions I’ve ever run. It just felt good, and as someone who doesn’t like the sound of my own voice, I actually enjoyed listening back to it! It had a little bit of everything, and my players really made it what it is 🥰

As someone who grew up with pets and loves animals, I frequently think about getting a pet as an adult. And then I see pictures of cats next to lit candles and think: thank god I don’t have cats.

ngl I truly don't understand how delivering a letter got me in a fight with a dozen villagers...

Meeting Caterina Sforza in today's playthrough of #assassinscreedII. She turns out to be one of my favorite characters - she doesn't give a rip about propriety or what you think.

Nothing like planning to do nothing on a weekend and being sick for 72 hours

The tombs in the second #assassinscreed take me a looong time, but they are one of my favorite parts of the game. I love the parkour and puzzles!

What would your reaction be when faced with skinless centaurs that used to be stone statues? I screamed and ran away, but maybe that's just me?

Ok but will the 1996 reboot feature statues that turn into fireball wielding centaurs that wear their insides on the outside? Because idk if I could take that in anything other than 1996 graphics… www.aboutamazon.com/news/enterta...

The differences and similarities are cool to see

This is where Tomb Raider starts to actually get freaky. Statues can stay statues, you know? No need to come to life.

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I've made a PC out of a song, now I'm making a playlist for @thedicecollectors.bsky.social. I'm thinking songs for each PC, some important NPCs, and for some of the key events of the Ship Happens campaign!