If you find yourself getting older and don’t find yourself wanting to be in relationships or have sex with people your age, and in fact find teenagers sexy, then I have some advice for you: go to fucking therapy.

What’s up with so many men wanting to have sex with teenagers? Why is this a thing? Like, you just don’t see this on the same scale with women.

Children can never consent to sex with adults. Never. If an adult is having sex with a child, they are raping a child 100% of the time.

Reminder: Megyn Kelly has always been a piece of shit.

With the release of more Epstein information, the tide will change and Republicans will now start to talk about how having sex with teenagers isn’t that big of a deal.

People getting all riled up about the Epstein news. I guarantee this will literally account for nothing. It won’t affect him at all. If anything, his people will like him better for it.

I have a problem. I’m fast and get things turned around quickly, often same day. Sometimes in minutes. Now people expect that. And sometimes get angry when I don’t respond as fast. When in reality, few other companies would be close to as responsive as I am.

Supreme Court decides Trump can continue to starve Americans. What a proud day for our country.

Does anyone else have memories of being yelled at for running in the house while a cake was baking? Or was that just my mom?

Hillary Clinton was right about everything.

Republicans would rather their own lives be considerably worse than let someone they think less of have their life get slightly better.

My mom will answer the phone regardless of where she is. Driving. In a restaurant. In a doctor appointment. In a casino. So I look at her location before calling to make sure she isn’t driving but she keeps accidentally turning off Find My Friends. So we put an air tag in her car.

Anyone celebrating people going hungry is a trash human being. Anyone who thinks a kid doesn’t deserve a fucking birthday cake because they are poor is a trash human being. I said what I said.

People who make content - you don’t have to ask people to like and subscribe. If your content is good, they’ll do that without being told.

Republicans are trying to blame Democrats for health care and SNAP going away as if this hasn’t been their agenda since the dawn of time.

Hot take: People who pay for pianos are chumps. I’ve been offered so many free pianos I could start a piano store. Except nobody would buy them because pianos are free, apparently.

Republicans: “You can have food or you can have healthcare, but not both. Choose which way you want to die.”

The biggest psychological trick the US government has ever pulled off was convincing everyone to be mad at poor people for needing help instead of rich people for exploiting the poor.

What bothers me most about the SNAP situation is that we have enough. We have enough food and enough money so that no one should go hungry and yet we as a society would rather children starve than give them food for free. We have enough.

Getting a new roof is great if you want to spend a shit ton of money in one day and have your house look exactly the same as it did before.

I am not at all surprised at how many people aren’t just okay with people going without foot when SNAP benefits are cut but gleeful about it. The cruelty is the point. The main difference between Democrats and Republicans: a fundamental lack of empathy.

You know, what I like about Republicans is their optimism. Doesn’t matter how awful or terrible of a thing Trump does, they all come together to talk about how wonderful it is. Demolishing a historic structure? Amazing! Can’t believe he didn’t do it sooner. (The Southpark guys really hit the mark.)

The reason Trump can demolish the White House with no consequences is because Republicans won’t say no to anything or stand up to him. It’s like a permissive parent that can’t say no to an obnoxious toddler.

If Watergate were to happen today it wouldn’t even make the news.

If your solution to a tax problem is “Let them die” then we will never be able to find common ground.

Been getting served a lot of videos of people asking Atheists “what if you’re wrong?” These people never seem to ask themselves what if they are. What if the correct answer is Judaism or Hindu and you picked Christianity? They never seem to consider that.

Personally I think Democrats should just end the shutdown and let everyone lose their healthcare. Those are the people who voted for Republicans. As long as people’s lives aren’t being affected, they won’t change their vote. Make Republicans answer for it.

People who keep talking about keeping vaccines from kids before they are sexually active seem to forget that CHILDREN GET SEXUALLY ABUSED. WTF is wrong with everyone? These vaccines are safe, stop being an idiot.

I hope people have made plans for their pets for after they get raptured tomorrow.

Remember when childhood vaccines were understood by everyone, regardless of politics, as something necessary and important? Why the fuck is this the thing they’ve decided to make their platform? It’s insanity.

If 95% of gun violence was committed by women, there would already be laws banning women from owning guns. And yet.

It’s startling to me how many men don’t realize that women are people until they have a daughter.

When Obama got elected in 2008, I felt like anything was possible. Now I feel like nothing is possible.

Every time I get gas I’m asked at the pump if I want a car wash. The gas station does not have a car wash.

Unpopular opinion. Start your meetings on time, don’t wait for people who are late. You just enable people to be late because they know you’ll wait for them.

Reminder: not wanting to have a kid is a perfectly fine reason to have an abortion.

I do not understand people who are chronically late. I’m not talking 3-4 minutes but people who are always 20 or more minutes late to everything. Like, how do you live like that?

I have no idea why the infidelity of a CEO I’ve never heard of for a company I’ve never heard of is on the news. People have affairs all the time.

Learned there was an AC/DC concert last night in Madrid after seeing tons of people all over town wearing AC/DC shirts.

If you aren’t on antipasto-gate TikTok you are really missing out.

Went on a website on my phone. Had a cookie disclaimer that took half the screen but you can’t agree and close it because it’s covered by an ad and there’s no way to get rid of the ad. Then as soon as you scroll there’s a top ad too.

It’s really unfair that I can’t have a panda bear.

Lately I’ve been seeing videos of people asking how much they should give as a wedding gift and people responding that if you can’t give at least $100 per person you should go and I’m floored. I would be so upset if people didn’t come to my wedding because they couldn’t afford to give me a gift.

Yesterday I was in a store and an employee was wearing a mask. Which is totally fine, wear a mask if you feel like you need or want it. BUT, she had it dangling below her nose the whole time which I find consuming. It’s not required, so why wear it if only to not really wear it?

I remember how much I hated George W. Bush. How I thought we’d never have a worse president ever. I would take 20 of him over what we have.

My husband and I have always done our own laundry. Over the years people have asked me and asked him why I don’t do his laundry. Zero people have asked him why he doesn’t do mine. And that’s why we don’t combine our laundry.

I am confused. I’m being served videos on TikTok with women asking if the dress they want to wear to a wedding is too white and then they put on a dress that has a colored pattern or giant flowers all over it. Is this a thing that you can’t wear florals to a wedding if there’s some white on it?

When someone posts a photo of their car, they always cover or blur the license plate. Why? Like, it’s literally on display on your car every time you drive anywhere.

Last night I saw a TikTok where a guy asked if women were submissive to their husbands. I replied no but if submission were an important relationship trait he’s welcome to be submissive. People lost their minds in the comments. If I had DMs open I’d have had death threats.

Congress could end this madness at any time. If they wanted to they would. They don’t want to.