why am I like a child from a Christmas film I'm just too jolly

I want to hang out with my parents and brother all the time but they have jobs and friends

Audrey hoberts sue me on paste's worst songs of the year list

Gavin and Stacey is probably the only defensible thing James corden has ever done

I don't feel that strongly about Nolan but all the posts about how it's actually historically inaccurate 🤓☝️ are so annoying they didn't actually have the cyclops and Scylla and Charybdis in ancient Greece either

realized I can only focus in public places because it makes me feel superior 😭😭

I'm the most esoteric person pretending to be locked in in this coffee shop

we are Charlie Kirk (featuring Nicki Minaj)

accidentally woke up at 1 on the winter solstice so now there's only like 2 and a half hours until sunset

I do not feel the Christmas spirit I need to lock in

coming home as a sort of adult isn't as fun because home just doesn't really feel like home anymore but I still want to go home

my phone charger has lowk stopped working not long until Christmas!!!

you're the one, you're all I ever wanted I think I'll regret this

a man was playing bagpipes outside my volunteer job for at least an hour

so anxious about my final essays that I can't focus I love the Christmas break

I forget that people who aren't cam savage are allowed to be called cam

was listening to the radio with my mum and Cameron winter started playing

I think my calling in life is making costumes for school plays it's a shame there aren't enough adult opportunities for dressing up😭

I have spent all evening making the i Tonya outfit out of random items for my new years eve party 😭😭

have been home less than a week and I already feel clinically insane

Irving looked legit as fuck in his little hat

I am the one who held you I am the one who cared I am the one who watched while you died 😣😣

I am the one who knows you (I am) I am the one you fear (I am) I am the one who's always been here (I am)

the opposite of locked in on my essays I feel like I'm going to fail all my modules this semester

rewatching severance season 2 is crazy because that's notttttt hellly

why does being up past 10 at my parents house feel illegal

midway through the new knives out and my only complaint is why is it American that's clearly an English church and josh o Connor is so British looking 😭😭

he just watched the first season finale for the first time I'm so jealous and also desperately trying not to spoil it😭

found out my dad is watching severance so now I finally have someone to talk to about it

had the perfect seat on my train this morning and then the train got cancelled so I had to go on a much busier one

going home from uni by myself on the train with too many bags

operator: Suicide Hotline me: yes hi i accidentally listened to a Sufjan Stevens Christmas song operator: oh my god hold on let me get my supervisor

participating because my last 4 is so random

counting or not counting cam violence

TIME nominates Cam Savage as The Person of The Year.

cam savage snark is easily the funniest account of this app

I stopped thinking I'm particularly ugly because lowk I just look like a normal person and so does everyone else.

I have created something cursed

I have to pack tonight

midway through my second year of uni and I only just learnt how to take physical books out at the library

going home tomorrow

reading the teachers subreddit and they're saying that kids are talking like their life is one big YouTube video

I can't believe that Charlie Kirk was an actual real person that existed. do you think future generations will find about we are Charlie Kirk.

that one person on my course who feels like an ex boygenius twt mutual but I can't prove it...

woke up at 5am because I was worried about my literally 10 minute long meeting with my lecturer today so now I'll be too tired to properly engage with him #lifehack

I LOVE ART ABOUT FEMALE FRIENDSHIP

I know it's because of the sodium but in my head instant noodles just can't be that unhealthy

still sick 💔💔💔 broad city binge tonight 😁😁😁

6 months for my son's life.