The Chicago Summit is finally back! Taking place on March 14th and 15th at the Creative Arts Center in Romeoville, the best of the best in Chicago Smash Ultimate will face off against each other in an invitational-exclusive format to crown the best player in Chicago.

Parroting this on here: CHICAGO SMASH ULT ❗️ I’ve made a Chicagoland SSBU Starter Pack on Bluesky! It’s basically a one-click follow list. More of us are moving over, and I want to help that move! If you want yourself or others to be added, lmk in replies/DMs or whatnot! RTs appreciated!!!

I'm gonna put you in seven positions for seventy minutes, you get it, babe You got a lot on your mind, and I wanna ease it up and lick it and slip it in You do a light scream on that ice cream when I scoop it and dip it in Unzippin' the tight jeans and that feminine hygiene is magnificent

YESSSSSSS

…just in time…