For those times when you want a light relaxing brunch with friends right before you try to fight a manhole cover, 4 fire hydrants, and every dogwood tree within a 8.3 block radius. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

#Netflix Error Messages we need... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been soooo awkward. "What are you doing?! Why are you holding me??" ..."Shhh just trust me" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Black people hear a noise and stare in space til we hear something else. 👀👂🏾 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If your post says #CC or #CheckComments in order to see the story or video... ...I promise you, that I will verily boil each grain of 6lbs of long grain wild rice one by one in lukewarm hotdog water before I check the comments. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Honeydew and Cantaloupe taste like disappointment, expired coupons, and property taxes. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

A fun thing about getting older is how you can SEVERELY INJURE YOURSELF just by: ☑️ Sleeping wrong ☑️ Sneezing hard ☑️ Standing up too fast #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I don't think people today fully appreciate the original "Child's Play" movie. We really grew up watching a doll, made out of Barbie's fall wardrobe, hard plastic, and a tape player, give THE ABSOLUTE BUSINESS to full grown adults like it was 6'5" 283lbs. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If we're hanging out and you don't sing the chorus WITH YOUR ENTIRE CHEST to "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie, I'mma assume you acting funny... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Gary **(hiding under the bed)** Murderer: Gary: Murderer: "Cash Money Takin' Over.." Gary: "For the 99 and the 2000! ...oh no.." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

When you ran outta Hennessy® and you gotta make some from scratch... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Not Pizza Hut trying to normalize giving people itty bitty wings... ...now I'm sure somebody out-Pizza's the Hut. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

It has begun... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Today's Kids Will Never Know: ☎️Automated Voice☎️ "You have a collect call from: 'MomWeFinishedPracticeComeGetMe' Will you accept the charges?" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If you don't sing this fast along with Luther then I don't trust you... "Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be.. Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be.. Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be.. Well, well, well, welllllll" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Fun Fact: Jack-O'-Lanterns were originally made out of turnips. ...in unrelated news, I am NEVER looking up a fun fact regarding Halloween before bedtime ever again. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Get used to it! It's the WAY OF THE WORLD! If you're so hot on discipline, then go*****mit start by accepting mine! Because contrary to popular opinion, I'M THE HEAD N🥷🏾 IN CHARGE!!! Come on, let's get something to eat. Boy... you really think you bad, don't you? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver40

The fact she's wearing boots without socks bothers me more than the boots being clear. Feet smelling like raw cabbage, lukewarm hotdog water, and disappointment. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

How To Eat Candy Corn: A Tutorial #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Unsolicited Advice October 14, 2025: Don't be the first person to cut through the name on the birthday cake. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Every year, Mother Nature reminds us that we are NOT AT ALL ready for: - a zombie apocalypse - vampires - rogue A.I. and machine uprisings - a planet of the apes revolution - extraterrestrials - actual supervillains - internet/cellular signal outages #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Me reacting when Scooby-Doo and the Gang unmask the ghost/monster... And it's a random person that they met at the beginning of the show.... ...For the 7,562,988th time. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Me as a child watching Michael Jackson's Thriller video for the first time... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

School really has us eating/drinking this at 11am then playing dodgeball... #treacherous #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Nothing has felt the same since I learned that goats have "accents" and can't understand other goats from foreign countries because their accents are different... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Teens be like.... "I'mma fix a bowl of cereal..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

#BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40 Old House Owner: In this house, 317 people died, 233 went insane, and 12 killed themselves.. The New Family In The Horror Movie:

NEVER in my life, have I ever used these buttons... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Maybe, I'm just too demanding? Maybe I'm just like my father. Too bold? Maybe I'm just like my mother? She's never satis- Therapist: "Get out." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If you use me as a reference on an application, make sure they can say your name correctly when they call. #whodat #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Adulting Is Weird: One minute you're young, hanging out with friends, being carefree.... ...Next thing you know, you're getting excited about a Buy One Get One Free coupon for your favorite detergent and fabric softener. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. And also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Parents, Make sure your kids know your family's government names too. Took me over 36 years to learn that my cousin Bubba-Nuck and Reynard Humphreys were the same person.✍🏾 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If you use either of these phrases, the next words (or previous words) you speak must legally, morally, ethically, and blacknically be the absolute raw unequivocal unvarnished truth: ✅ "on my mama..." ✅ "on everything I love..." ✅ "for real for real..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Watched Final Destination 2 once... ...ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO EVER ride behind a log truck ever again. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Things I Assume You Do If I Catch You Reneging In Spades: - Don't put shopping carts back - Eat candy corn and/or peeps - Put ketchup on steak - Make that scratching throat noise - Pronounce the "L" in salmon - Double dip chips - Eat your steaks well-done #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

The very first time you hear someone refer to 90's R&B and Hip Hop as "the oldies"... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Me, telling today's youths about AOL Instant Messenger, Black Planet, Karl Kani, Hotmail, Yo! MTV Raps, Video Soul, St. Ides, and The BK Broiler. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Thursday, October, and 8:00PM are all the same. I will not be explaining any further. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Little Kids in the grocery store don't care what they ask for... KitKat? Skittles? 33lb Bag of Leg Quarters? Fruity Pebbles? 19kg of Lipton Beefy Onion Soup? 9 Throw Pillows? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Aht Aht‼️ It's ONLY September 1st. I'mma need all you Pumpkin Spice people to chill. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Orbit Gum was absolutely WILD for this commercial... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

My entire personality comes from the fact that, at a very young age, a person of authority told me that the more books I read, the more free pizza I'd get... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Other than "Yo Momma" (The GOAT)... ✅ "Up your butt and around the corner" ✅ "I know what you are, but what am I" ✅ "Yo greasy greasy grandma" ....were three TOP TIER comebacks of the 80's (and early early 90's). #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

For those of us that got to experience BOTH of these situations, we were DEEP in the trenches driving around town with the portable #Spotify... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

PSA: Dear Parents, please get a NORMAL email address, to give to the teachers. [email protected] is not a good look when I'm trying to tell you that Marcus or Monica won the Spelling Bee and will be Line Leader for recess for the rest of the week. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I am the kind of person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

HBCU Homecomings are for Reminiscing, Drinking, Lying, and Laughing! Ion care about your Career... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Just found a nice old Boom Box at a yard sale... Does anyone have 341 "D" batteries? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Tupac, in Cuba, thinking about y'all making banana pudding with no bananas... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40