When Buzz Lightyear said "To Infinity and Beyond!", this is what he meant... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Aht AHT‼️ PUT...IT...BACK. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I always say "Thank You" to #ChatGPT #Alexa, #Siri, and Google so that when A.I. and the Machines take over, they know I'm nice... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Words cannot accurately describe the way Egyptian Musk and Black Love incense/oils had us in a stranglehold in the 90s in college... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Now that I'm "grown grown", being able to play a recorder in school is not the flex my 3rd Grade teacher implied that it would be... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I feel a way when they don't tell me my total in the Drive-Thru line before telling me to drive around... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Why people always try to keep something a secret? Somebody will post, "Where can I get good wings?" And folks be like, "I'mma DM you..." Look here Janet, where the hot and spicy lemon pepper wings at?? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Safe to say... ...I'm never going to look at Bugs Bunny and Looney Tunes the same without thinking of this... #soundon #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

After 7 movies, billions of dollars in damages, untold deaths, and a severely changed ecosystem, the entire fiasco of Jurassic Park could have been avoided by just hiring more than one IT guy in 1993. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Adults you haven't seen since you were 26.4 months-old will ask you (with a straight face) if you remember them. Ma'am/Sir, I don't even remember why I came into this room so that's a "No". #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

It REALLY makes me feel a way whenever I click Unsubscribe in an unwanted email and it makes me enter my email address again... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

When people go "Live" on social media on time... ...But spend the first 10 minutes greeting EVERY. SINGLE. VIEWER. that they know... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

When you used to belong to the streets but now you're just well hydrated... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If I send you this, it means that "if I go down, I'm taking you with me"... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

As a kid, Sesame Street taught me the value of education, empathy, and kindness... ...but Bugs Bunny taught me that revenge on my enemies must be quick, clever, and brutal. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Shout out to people who Rate & Review things... ...because I don't like to Rate OR Review things ...but I like to know how things are Rated & Reviewed. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Everybody At Work This Week: "That sounds like a 2026 problem..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

...and now it's that sad time of year when Mariah Carey must return to the ice, only to re-emerge next Christmas. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Throwback to when Samuel L Jackson and his wife LaTanya randomly took ONE OF THE HARDEST 90's album cover photos ever... ...in 1972. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Unsolicited Advice: Don't talk to me if you're not down with Gus Pollinski and the Kenosha Kickers especially in Sheboygan. They're VERY big in Sheboygan. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

🎄A Christmas Story 🎄 Remember when the teacher had all the children take out the fake teeth and put them in her hand? RIGHT. OUT. OF. THEIR. MOUTHS??? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

There's a certain age group that was first exposed to being epically roasted by watching the Narrator cook The Grinch EVERY. THREE. MINUTES. in "How The Grinch Stole Christmas". #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Merry Christmas to everyone EXCEPT Grandpa Joe who sat in bed for 271 years 57 months and 5 days but HOPPED UP AND DANCED when he found out about a prize to go see about Willy Wonka's candy factory. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Mistakenly Googled "Tupac of socks" instead of "two pack of socks" ...was NOT disappointed. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

When the kids realize that the "Elf On The Shelf" is really out here snitching... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Whoever the very FIRST person that EVER said: "You feeling froggy? Jump." ...was an absolute MENACE. An unmitigated SCOUNDREL. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

You ever cook so good that you pick up and eat DIRECTLY out of the skillet?? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

It just don't sit right with me that Ricky took the SAT... ...and got his scores back the next day. ...in the mail. ...in 1991. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

In this Merriest of Seasons, please remember to take the warmest and sincerest lesson from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer": "People will be nice to you when they need something from you..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Dear Frozen Meal Instructions Writers, Never in the history of owning microwaves have I known or cared about the wattage of any microwave. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

As a kid, I thought FOR SURE that I was gonna be locked up for counterfeiting when I received my first $2 bill. I planned evasive maneuvers for two weeks in case I needed an escape. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I vividly remember in the late 80's to early 90's when "Look It Up" was a perfectly acceptable adult response to a kid when they asked HOW. TO. SPELL. A. WORD. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

More #Netflix Error Messages we need... Part 2 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

For those times when you want a light relaxing brunch with friends right before you try to fight a manhole cover, 4 fire hydrants, and every dogwood tree within a 8.3 block radius. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

#Netflix Error Messages we need... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been soooo awkward. "What are you doing?! Why are you holding me??" ..."Shhh just trust me" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Black people hear a noise and stare in space til we hear something else. 👀👂🏾 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If your post says #CC or #CheckComments in order to see the story or video... ...I promise you, that I will verily boil each grain of 6lbs of long grain wild rice one by one in lukewarm hotdog water before I check the comments. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Honeydew and Cantaloupe taste like disappointment, expired coupons, and property taxes. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

A fun thing about getting older is how you can SEVERELY INJURE YOURSELF just by: ☑️ Sleeping wrong ☑️ Sneezing hard ☑️ Standing up too fast #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I don't think people today fully appreciate the original "Child's Play" movie. We really grew up watching a doll, made out of Barbie's fall wardrobe, hard plastic, and a tape player, give THE ABSOLUTE BUSINESS to full grown adults like it was 6'5" 283lbs. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If we're hanging out and you don't sing the chorus WITH YOUR ENTIRE CHEST to "Just A Friend" by Biz Markie, I'mma assume you acting funny... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Gary **(hiding under the bed)** Murderer: Gary: Murderer: "Cash Money Takin' Over.." Gary: "For the 99 and the 2000! ...oh no.." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

When you ran outta Hennessy® and you gotta make some from scratch... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Not Pizza Hut trying to normalize giving people itty bitty wings... ...now I'm sure somebody out-Pizza's the Hut. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

It has begun... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Today's Kids Will Never Know: ☎️Automated Voice☎️ "You have a collect call from: 'MomWeFinishedPracticeComeGetMe' Will you accept the charges?" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If you don't sing this fast along with Luther then I don't trust you... "Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be.. Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be.. Are you gonna be, say you're gonna be.. Well, well, well, welllllll" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Fun Fact: Jack-O'-Lanterns were originally made out of turnips. ...in unrelated news, I am NEVER looking up a fun fact regarding Halloween before bedtime ever again. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Get used to it! It's the WAY OF THE WORLD! If you're so hot on discipline, then go*****mit start by accepting mine! Because contrary to popular opinion, I'M THE HEAD N🥷🏾 IN CHARGE!!! Come on, let's get something to eat. Boy... you really think you bad, don't you? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver40