"Tell me more about this 'Gravy Hot Tub', if you don't mind..." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Unknown number calling me and expecting me to talk first... Welcome to a breathing competition. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Society hasn't been right since we moved past this absolute peak of modern technology... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Remember before Covid when we used to let folks blow spit all over a cake then ate slices of it? Wild. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Whoever is making cheese and/or toilet paper commercials can save their money. We're buying cheese and/or toilet paper and and we're NEVER going to stop buying cheese and/or toilet paper. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Shout-out to all of the people whose parents told them to stay STILL while getting their hair combed but were ACTUALLY INFACT Tender Headed. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Every time I get in line to use self- checkout, the person in front of me at the self-checkout has NEVER used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I don't care who's in the car with me. If the car behind me makes 2 or more of the same turns I make then I'm driving like I was in ALL TWENTY THREE of the Fast & Furious movies. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

This was over 35 years ago... Please, never forget and remember to continue to speak out about....caffeine. #imsoexcited #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I'm at the age where I realize that my mom really did need that chicken thawed out when she got off from work. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

No matter how old you are, absolutely NO ONE eats Pop Rocks just to eat them. You eat them to HEAR. THEM. POP. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Cutting into a cake or pie at a Black family function is way more stressful than it needs to be. You mess up and now everybody wanna know who don't know how to cut and why you do it if you ain't know what you was doing... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Remember that feeling of seeing someone's name that you knew when you checked out your library book? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, "No, I turned it off and back on again, why are you still here...?" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I definitely do NOT get the "My Pleasure..." vibe from the Chick-fil-A inside Charlotte Douglas International Airport. Thought I was at Waffle House #SquabbleUp #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Erk & Jerk Eazy Jeezus a.k.a. - The "Hey watch this" liquor... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Does anyone else look in the fridge for a snack only to find you have no snack-worthy snacks so then you lower your snackspectations and eat like a single slice of bread and a random grape... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Anyone remember when ice cream used to come in a box? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Whenever I see somebody do/say something really crazy or stupid, I act like I'm in a sitcom and look directly into an imaginary camera... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Don't ever confuse the fish grease with the chicken grease. It's the cardinal rule of Greasery. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

The real reason Bruce Lee was getting in all those fights... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Ever wonder what's on some of the more obscure Netflix categories?? ...Don't. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

That annoying moment when a package says "Easy Open".... ...and you need scissors, an axe, a shotgun, 21-digit combination, a baby elephant, and a lightsaber to open it. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Remember when the Internet used to come in the MAIL or inside of this HUGE encyclopedia of everyone's phone number that lived in your city? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Don't invite me to a Fish Fry and it's TILAPIA. I'll knock every last one of those plates over.. -Stop Playing With Me #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

✅ can clean hands ✅ cleanse mouth ✅ erases memory ✅ time travel 12-16 hours into the future ✅ the beginning of a interesting story that your friends will always remember ✅ guaranteed to fight ALL other liquors for supremacy over common sense #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I'm self-conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it's raining. I gotta watch other cars to make sure I'm not being too dramatic. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Those milkshakes hit different when you're a little lactose intolerant... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. It's YOUR day. Ruin it yourself. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Bruh. That "GO TO BED‼️" almost sent ME to bed too... 😳 Made me feel like I went to have BIG FUN with the Wretched too. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

I was a pre-teen trying to really figure out what the GROUP THING was....🤔 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Neighborhood Kids: "Hey Mister, can you get our balloon?!" Me: "Sure, I absolutely can....not." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Shout-out to everyone still using that SAME bottle of Vicks from Nov 1986 to fight germs, diseases, allergies, fractures, arachnophobia, gout, anxiety, conjunctivitis, diphtheria, vertigo, earthquakes, tsunamis, Legion of Doom, and Johnny from Karate Kid. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

That "Thank You For Your Payment" message after I pay a bill really... really... makes me feel a way. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

These past 15 years after Covid first hit have been a bit much... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Spelling 'restaurant', 'Wednesday', 'separate', and 'February' correctly with absolutely NO pause or hesitation should allow you to get 18% off Oxtails and Regular Unleaded gas for the whole month. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became an adult I. ABSOLUTELY. UNDERSTOOD. why people on "The Price Is Right" were SO HAPPY to get appliances. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Whoever put that first "R" in FebRuary and libRary, come outside right quick, I just wanna talk... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

"Daylight Saving Time Ends" to another "Daylight Saving Time Begins" is only about 4-7 business days. I will not be explaining any further. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

What I said: "I'm down for anything." What I meant: 🚫 not after 7 🍔 food should be involved ☔ it depends on the weather 🚗 the parking situation 🥱 and how tired I am 🤔 and who all gon' be there #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

If "Keep. My. Name. OUTCHO. Mouth." was a person... #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

The ONLY things you could do if you stayed home from school sick in 80s-90s: Sleep Eat crackers Nap Doze Drink ginger ale Snooze Eat soup Slumber Watch "The Price Is Right" Look downtrodden If you could do anything else then you could go to school. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

My GPS consistently shows me that I Profoundly...Wholly...And Sincerely CANNOT estimate 400 feet. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

People's dogs will look just like this when you come over and they will look you in the eye WITH A STRAIGHT FACE and say, "He won't bite" #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Remember growing up and coming home telling your parents that you needed to get this required TI-84 graphing calculator that costs $934,659.19? #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Me: "You know that the pool table in 'Beat It' didn't have any holes?" ... Banker Teller: "I meant, did you have any additional questions...about your account." #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Black History Month Facts #16 Sadie Martin - first black woman to use ginger ale & Vick's Vapor Rub for stomach-bug, narcolepsy, cold, hypothermia, sleep apnea, pinkeye, global warming, rheumatoid arthritis, mesothelioma, and the check engine light. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Black History Month Facts #13 Reneé "Nay Nay" Jasper: First Black girl to draw and check a MAYBE box on a little boy's note (Rodney Grisholm Butane) which said... "Do you like me? Check YES or NO" #BHMFacts ♥️🖤💚 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Black History Month Facts #11 Aunt Pastell-Ann Turner: the first black woman to tell her two sons and their 3 cousins that they "smell like outside". #BHMFacts ❤️🖤💚 #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40

Black History Month Facts #10 Johnnie "Lil Man" Ferguson - (disregard that he was called Lil Man well into his 60s): the first black cookout attendee to successfully leave with several to-go trays despite NOT bringing any contributions to said cookout. #BlackSky #BlackSkyOver30 #BlackSkyOver40