Banana Graveyard π³οΈβπ
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Maladjusted, maladroit, malcontent. Really anything mal
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DO NOT LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE EVERYTHING IS AWFUL
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WeRateDogs
about 2 months ago
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
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Show me your sky
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If you canβt take me at my black socks and tennis shoes you donβt deserve me at my white socks and sandals
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Look the only reason I keep sending you reels is so I have somewhere I can look at them later
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Idle
about 2 months ago
hold these bootstraps for me so I can cry for a while
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Does it count if you eat chocolate while you're meditating? Asking for a friend.
about 1 month ago
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I donβt have a green thumb* *water my plants
about 2 months ago
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Melissa Good Trouble 2.0 πΊπ¦π»π€
3 months ago
When we get a real president, I want Jackieβs rose garden restored. I want the Kennedy Center name put back. I want that $200M gold-plated ego chamber demolished. And I want the Saudi jet dropped in the water outside Mar-a-Lardo and turned into a nonstop immigrant welcome tour.
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unironically asks all first dates if they scroll
4 months ago
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Iβm too tired to slay the day
4 months ago
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One day youβre young and party and the next you have a favorite recliner there really is no warning
4 months ago
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Idle
5 months ago
*me pushing away my second helping of life at the dinner table of the universe* βI filled up on dread, thanks.β
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Bogey
4 months ago
As one would expect, I found mediocrity without having searched for it.
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Idle
9 months ago
Iβve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
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*imagining how different my life could have been if I just hadnβt listened to Nike
4 months ago
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who canβt stop washing his hands until his watch congratulates him
4 months ago
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I still donβt understand bluetooth
4 months ago
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Jackie Bouvier
9 months ago
You know what? We all did our best, and no one can take that away from us. Right guys?
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Jackie Bouvier
8 months ago
*aggressively opens a book.
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Jackie Bouvier
5 months ago
I never agreed to any of this.
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5 months ago
you know youβre allowed to go to TGI Friday on Tuesday or Ruby Tuesdays on Fridays or Chiliβs when itβs warm out or Cracker Barrel if youβre ok nvm
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Jackie Bouvier
12 months ago
If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
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Bogey
5 months ago
It feels like the world is on fire, and part of me wants to just let it burn.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideβ’οΈ
5 months ago
Therapist: When are you happiest? Me:
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If they can put a man on the moon they can make a pair of glasses that scream before you sit on them
5 months ago
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Bogey
5 months ago
I think weβre going to need a bigger handbasket.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideβ’οΈ
5 months ago
I used to fantasize about sex, now I mostly just dream about the end of all things.
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Roxy
5 months ago
I have a little hummingbird friend and named him Stevie (he rolls his head around a lot when he sits) and I like to talk to him every day. Anyone else, not so much.
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I dreamt this world was a better place lol jk all of my dreams are nightmares now
5 months ago
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Me: *putting a second pickle on my plate that I know Iβll never eat* Iβm gonna eat this pickle
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Roxy
6 months ago
My preoccupation with nonsense is what keeps me sane.
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If I donβt drop seventy nine things a day I die
8 months ago
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who says lefty loosey righty tighty
8 months ago
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Just took a shower with my dog in case anyone's looking for a life coach
8 months ago
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Miss Riss
almost 2 years ago
If you see a skeet of mine without a typo or missing word, it's probably a counterfeit
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The past tense of squeeze is squoze. I will not be taking questions at this time.
8 months ago
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who holds his pillows with his teeth when putting on their cases
9 months ago
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Iβm out here eating Cheetos without a napkin in case anyone is looking for a bad boy
9 months ago
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Itβs okay eye cream, I donβt work either
9 months ago
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DO NOT LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE EVERYTHING IS AWFUL
9 months ago
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shauna
9 months ago
looking forward to the many press conferences during the next pandemic where weβll be forced to listen to someone who sounds like pennies in a garbage disposal and looks like fried chicken skin telling us how to stay healthy
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideβ’οΈ
about 1 year ago
Pat Sajak flops his dong onto the wheel. βGive it a spin.β His head lolls back in ecstasy as post after post hammers his cock. The wheel comes to a stop. Pat chuckles as he shoots ropey strings of cum onto the BANKRUPT tile. βYouβve lost everything, Belinda.β
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Sorry Iβm late, I screamed at all the cars as loud as I could
9 months ago
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Idle
9 months ago
[shrieking] Oops sorry, that was supposed to be my smile.
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Fickle Filly
over 2 years ago
I often think about how quickly Iβd die if I was told to run for my life.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Insideβ’οΈ
9 months ago
Dead on the inside, but whimsically.
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Roxy
10 months ago
Inquiring minds have had enough.
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Bogey
11 months ago
I doubt there will ever be enough cowbell for all this.
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CrazyMyra
10 months ago
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born miserable
about 1 year ago
THERAPIST: why do you let everyone walk all over you THE FLOOR: how high are you right now
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