Nut if you butt — Crime Mob (2004)

With a regular song, they might say the Title of the Song several times. But in a jazz tune, they won’t. You’ll have to find out the name some entirely other way. If you have played the tune before but don’t remember the name, this will kill you

History repeats itself, first as Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope, then as Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens

History repeats itself, first as a novel no one has read, then as the film adaptation

Phones should have FM built in. Would I use it? Probably not. But it would cost pennies to put in or at least not disable it in the phones that already have the hardware.

A thing I believe wholeheartedly is they didn’t need to put that dog in space

Nothing like a family wedding

On parts of LinkedIn you’ve only dreamed about

submitting my taxes on april fools day so they understand its just a joke and they dont get mad

this person said it so good so here it is

Kids these days don’t even scrobble. All they know is scroll

Travis Kelce’s brother was invented in a lab so they could be in twice as many commercials

Doopi is live: chillen

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Nickelodeon green slimes jack black and everyone cheers but when I shoot out my monstrous blood like a firehose onto the audience it’s suddenly a fucking problem

Most realistic part of the Substance 2024 is spewing green gatorade the second anything goes wrong

There is a tie and pin for pilots who have had to eject from their aircraft and I need to steal this valor. I need the “plane oopsie” tie

After the grinch we should’ve exiled Jim Carrey like we did Napoleon after the battle of Waterloo

When your family forgets about Jacob Marley when trying to count the ghosts in a Christmas Carol

Luigi Mangione? The film director?

Fish can't look up. But I could dig my talons into a fish one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this fish ever so roughly. I can make sure this fish eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that savagely and see the stars for the first time.

Listen thanksgiving should just be a normal meal

Goku float 🥲

Defying gravi-skeet

Pod skeet america

The trick is to keep the lights off an overcast day. Haunt your own apartment. Make another cup only to have something warm in your hands. There are only so many hours in a week to accomplish this.

Hopefully made this a slightly nicer place. Or at least I had fun making a Bluesky bot for a couple of hours

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Googling the results of the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight? Here’s a little trick: Stop typing after “Paul ty” and learn about this lil guy

~I’m like a bird I have hollow bones I only have a cloaca Only have a cloaca~

I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he skeeted it out.

Should’ve written some bangers here when I first made the account so y’all would’ve felt more at home finally joining