lol it’s an epidemic

I'm going to avoid touching your hands while I say this: For some of you, the insight and advice you're giving unsolicited is better suited for self-reflection in the mirror than on social media. Please, namaste over there where you're at.

Current Song/Mood: “Making people feel a way is a forte, really… Might not even hit you when I’m in your city. Thought you was about to get some foreplay with me? You won’t even get a picture of these 4k titties.”

Men.

Current Stim: Where the fuck the functionnnnnn?

Go NOWWWWW

Also, for the folks outside of the US who aren’t BIPOC: Do you speak up this loudly when BIPOC Americans are brutalized or does that not concern you because petrol is lower and your groceries are a decent cost? Oh, and how do you support marginalized communities in your own backyard?

To my American PoC today who are being gaslit to hell about what we should be doing and when: How you holding up? Cause I’m exhausted.

“Taffeta, darling.”

If you see this, post a character from space.

You ever just want to *redacted* a mother fucker until they *redacted* all over themselves and you and then *redacted* it just to *redacted* back into a *redacted* mouth and then *redacted*?! Me, too.

If you’re buying yourself a coffee, you’ve paid more than this. I’m just saying.

I’m drowning in sheets still damp from dreams where you find me again. My fingertips trace the paths yours have traveled, finding the treasures you left behind. Your name is still like honey on my tongue while you’ve exorcised mine from your thoughts. A fool to believe our sleepless hours touch.

Okay, so this is hilarious as shit but jfc is @billyyandereva.bsky.social talented. This was hilarious and fun to listen to!

After 2 years of careful thought and consideration, I have decided to create an Official BillyYandereVA Discord Server. Please join and enjoy a safe inclusive space with 24 hour access to myself and other fans of my content. You can find the link by clicking here: discord.gg/da4JJMCu

Go right now.☠️

“Birth of the Legend” by Graeme Revell. 4:43 mark to the end of the song. It just does something to my heart, I can’t explain it. I could play it for hours on a loop. It’s both romantic and heartbreaking all at once. 🩶

Perfect timing as always. 🏳️‍⚧️💚

“Those who have survived the unthinkable are also those who know how to create a better world – because it’s ended for us before." — Kai Cheng Thom

I’m dead.

It’s heeeeeeere!!!!! www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

So…how you been?

I’m here to be kind, but ain’t shit nice about me. Crossing boundaries, getting too familiar, or creating the illusion of a closeness we don’t have is a quick way to meet the other Theo. You don’t want that. ✌🏽

I’m guilty of this, so it’s a call out for me, too: ENGAGE WITH THE WORK. Reshares are wonderful, likes are great…but then the listens don’t match. There is not comment on the work itself. It takes a moment to let someone know you were there. What you liked. And you actually listened.

If you’re not examining how you engage with work that doesn’t have you at the center or impact you directly, you don’t get to grandstand about your inclusivity. Ally isn’t a pin you pin on yourself. Do the work.

*conversation with friend* Them: So sometimes I just want to make out, yanno? Me: Nah. I mean, I don’t kiss random people. Them: Have you ever had a one night stand? Me: Sure. Them: So, technically HAVE kissed randoms.😏 Me: Who said I kissed them? Them: 😳 Me: Y’all just be kissing anybody.🤣

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

I was reminded of this poster that I used to have hanging in my room when I was in High School. I am so tempted to buy this print again…I think the amount of times I watched this movie should be studied. 🤣

At breakfast today wearing my Phillies hat…my partner goes, “You look like Ash Ketchum.” 🤣 So, Happy Saturday?

I am debating just taking my hair storm white. This gray grow out process doing too much…

*mic feedback* ahem, g-good evening…um…so, your favorite um, people who recap smut are about 100 follows away from 2k on ig. If you wouldn’t mind telling your friends who might be into what we do, that would be really cool. so, uh. kthanksbye! 🫣

“Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.” Happy Mother’s Day to the UK Mamas! 💐

Me: okay, I need to lock in to power through these spreadsheets. Lemme put some music on. Music:

One more that’s top secret and a long time coming. *cough* @maeve-the-va.bsky.social *cough*

Second Script: It’s 1967, Louisiana. He’s on his way to becoming a made man. All of his jobs are paying off for the mob. Only he’s got a problem. A long legged priestess from across town in a Parrish he’s been assigned to take over. What if she’s the offer he can’t refuse? “What the Devil Owes”

Two scripts near complete! The first one: Two childhood friends. One is the college educated mastermind. Alias: *redacted* One is not afraid to get their hands dirty. Alias: *redacted* One woman/femme has a choice to make. 3 Audios around one night and the morning after… “Pick Your Poison”

If you want to talk to me about equity, accessibility, and allyship…don’t work with problematic people. Cause you’re not ready for that talk or to do the work. Don’t waste my time. Kbai.

2 slots still open 💕 opening now to any Asian or Pacific Islander script writers (Non-US as well!) looking to help create some lovely inclusive sexy content! Please DM me if interested! 💕

“You’re beautiful, but please stop.”

You ever go to get in the shower and end up naked with a power drill, fixing a door? Yup. That’s me.

Time flew by chatting with Ria. You won’t want to miss this.

I really wonder how folks are out here flicking the bean to, writing for, and basically doing intern work for men who view them as income and not humans/colleagues? Couldn’t be me, I think my vagina would stitch itself shut.

Me at 8pm: I’m going to take a shower and go to bed early tonight!. Me at 1:30 with a face mask on: 🎶 🗣️WHITE BOYS MOCKING THIS SHIT AND Y’ALL MAD AT ME? Y’ALL CAN SUCK MY DICK.

Awwww bitch, booooo. 🤣 Nothing I hate more than dudes who move in corny ass ways. Dry ass “Support Women” posts and then don’t do the work. Miss me, you bugle.

I am still. Not absent, not bored… just folded inward. The part of me that hungers, that teases, that lingers in warmth. It rests.

Mood