There's something beautiful about the idea of an imp using the king of Lust as his personal dildo, and I really think it should be explored more thoroughly Just like Ozzie getting to thoroughly explore Fizz's colon

I need more prompts for my next inevitable burst of horniness

stolas discovers the cost of living crisis 💸 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Time to bring this back

I lost my shit

c0mm for @neverlonely.bsky.social !!! stolas stuck in a hula hoop <3 #helluvabossfanart #stolas

I wish we got more of Stolas teasing humans for being absolute idiots, like in Truth Seekers. Condescension usually drives me crazy, but for some reason I’d let one fancy gay demon 🦉 pat me on the head like I’m his dumb little pet. 🙂‍↕️

Blitz told Moxxie that he needs to use a new uniform from now on for future missions so he could look more... "professional", Yeeeah, I'm sure there weren't other reasons ~ #nsfwart #nsfw #helluvaboss

I've been sitting on this for over 20 minutes trying to put together a coherent thought but this is all I got 🤷

I want a tattoo like this so bad 😭

I have some bad news

Fat fuck Blitz. No additional scenario for this post, just please imagine him with a thick tail, soft face, big arms and thighs, fat blitties, and a heavy belly that makes a big THUMP when it lands on his thighs after being lifted and dropped. Thank you.

Both sides of Stolitz have a crazy praise kink and you can't change my mind about it

Currently writing something I never thought I'd be excited about, but I can't talk about it bc it's for the eggplosion 😭

Sometimes I'm not sure which I like more Super fast digestion where the prey is gone before they can even react to being eaten Or slow, melty digestion where the prey gets to feel supreme pleasure while being very aware of each part of their body melting

Idea where Bee is able to turn off her lava for like a week and she just stuffs herself an absolutely insane amount to feel what it's like to actually be full, and when it switches back on, she's delighted that whatever weight she'd managed to put on actually stayed.

oh shit grem is posting here again? I might finally have a reason to close twitter forever

I know it's obvious but I still can't get over "I'm from fuckin' Florida!" Ad-lib or not, that delivery was incredible

anti ai, pro hag

I need more prompts for my next inevitable burst of horniness

From now on instead of saying OUCH when I get hurt I'm gonna try to say YAOI

To whoever stole my Helluva playing cards at MFF, I hope you enjoy them At least they're on sale

Five years of Loo Loo Land is as good an excuse as any for Queen Via to do the rare blorping up for her gluttonous subjects

season's greason's

You know what, one thing I really like about sharing these horny ideas here is that I can involve some kinks and facets of kinks that I don't want to put into my fics for one reason or another

Well, I think it suits him.

I like when boys are fat and cute and have boobs

It’s important that you make the weird porn. For freedom

Did I spend two hours letting my dick write this? Maybe Do I regret it? Never Life's too short not to be horny, let it out

Big shoutout to @helluvahovel.bsky.social for taking off my cringe limiters You don't know what you've done

So since I'm still thinking about Blitz x Moxxie AND Shadow's ideas about Blitz eating his targets...

I'm a HUGE fan of onomatopoeia, especially when it comes to vore and everything related to it Gimme all the slurping, squelching, rumbling, gurgling, wobbling, gulping, plapping, etc.......I fucking love it all And don't even get me STARTED on melty digestion noises 😍🎶

Might as well put out there that the horny ideas I share here are my less weird ones (shockingly) I'd consider making an alt to post the really gross ones, but idk if any of y'all would want to see it in the first place If I'm wrong, let me know, but for now I'll just keep those in my fics

Blitz x Moxxie is an underrated pair I know there's a decent amount of art with them, but I need more

We all know Moxxie has a fat ass, whether we see it on screen or not An ass like that is perfect for shoving your face into And your head, and your arms, and your chest, and your hips, and your legs, and-

I should honestly share some horny Moxxie thoughts He was my first love from the series, he deserves to get stuffed with squirmy snacks too

Get his ass Millie. #NSFW #hellaverse

With Winter coming, there are two great ways to stay warm One – just do what bears do! Fatten yourself up! Pack on as many layers of pudge as you can and you'll be able to withstand the cold with no problem! Just make sure you reeeeally get enough fat on you! You can always use a little more...

ass so fat the paws stay dry 😳 shower time ych over on my tg! t.me/kyroshbutfat...

I need y'all to tell me I'm not the only one who prefers Stolas hanging dong over Stolas with cloaca I know the cloaca is canon but dicks are fuckin hot ok

Draw your kinks y’all. Your dirty, nasty kinks that so called normal society will look down on you for. Because it doesn’t matter. Because drawing any porn is distasteful to them. You could draw the most basic missionary crap and they’ll still want to hang you. Be free. Be a lil weird. Be loved.

Welp, that got a lot more detailed than intended Hope y'all like it (Looking at you, Shadow ❤️)

As much as I love Stolas & Blitz, my true love is Fizz That said, I love the idea of Ozzie suggesting new kinks to try (he's Lust, he can be into literally anything as long as it's consensual) and getting a stronger-than-usual reaction from Fizz when he suggests weight gain

Finally flying home from MFF, still feeling like shit I wish I could use this time to work on my eggplosion fic but I don't think I'm in the right headspace for long-form writing So forgive me if I just start shotgunning dumb horny thoughts here to make myself to feel better

So yeah anyway Stolitz getting fat bc they keep binging on humans & other demons At first it was just Stolas's way of coping with his depression, but then Blitz got real into it and started doing it too Now they're both walking beanbag chairs who can't stop swallowing & sitting on people

Shark hole and pole #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossChaz #ChazwickThurman #ChazHelluvaBoss #ChazThurman #Chaz #HelluvaBossNSFW

I should schedule another therapy appointment

Airports should have rage rooms Or at least crying rooms

post-con depression really kicking my ass rn and I haven't even left yet