oopsies love you

my body is 31 years old but the demon inhabiting my soul is much older than that

moooooooo

recently decided the masses of comfort i receive from holding a plushie is worth being the strange adult clutching the stuffed animal

i got soup in my eye

swiss miss marshmallow lovers with a scoop of collagen cos we’re in our 30s chat

strawby peach pineapple spinach smoothie aka grey sludge :3

Please do not talk to her she is attending to very important business and is a Certified yapper!!!!

holds the current record for most time spent upside down

add me on pocket camp complete if you know what’s good for U!!!!!!!!!

out here smoking in the dead of winter I’m stronger than the marines

I’m done being soup for the day I’d like to try being it again tomorrow

New coffee gadget day!

butts?

plonging my glorp

it’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!!!!!!!!

cleaned my apartment WITHOUT DRUGS!!!!!!!! we’re so back

Two of the most ridiculous human beings

splatoon golden egg necklace from the casting studio!!!

sorry can’t talk rn trying to calm my lizard brain into a sense of placidity

i have the legal obligation to hunt you down for sport

Mentally I’m here

peppermint chapstick before a joint is just like smoking a menthol cigarette but healthy

they’re pardoning me for thanksgiving :3

the dark wash skinny jeans that i bought from hollister in the mall in 2009 that i still wear should be studied in a lab

I’m looking for more cutie patootie mutuals!! (18+) - 25, queer, she/her, Aquarius ♒️ 🩷 - Palia, ACNH, Stardew, Fields of Mistria 🌸 - Sanrio, glitter, pink, pastels 💖 - Mental health advocate (bpd girly) 🙈 - 420 friendly 🌷 - Cozy gal that occasionally posts on TikTok 💅🏻 🩷 to be fwends 🥺

does anyone want to come over and watch the lizzie mcguire movie

she makes me feel like it’s easy to love me and she lets me sit on her lap at mcdonald’s

doing drugs and missing my wife

‼️ it is eat sushi and play on the computer time

if you’re reading this .. you’re in trouble

droooed my phone in the bath but i think its water proof

sitting on her lap would fix me

really regret not getting the bowser hat

updating my age in bio after birthday

this isn’t from today but just pretend

wish the hot girl who definitely does not want me would want me

being autistic sucks so much like im sorry if im going to try and find a little cuteness and joy and community in the shit that has been making me ostracized, alone and feeling incapable of being a person my entire life

random clicking noise is going to be my cause of death

i just want to be so loved and adored that it comes out of my eyeballs and my earholes that love pours out all my facial orifices is that too much to ask

NEW YAWKKKK NEW YAWWWWKKKKK

i’m in your bed and i’m eating a nature valley bar :3

i have a little violence on the schedule tonight but nothing major. wanna hang out?

i don’t know how to do an about me post because the list of things i love is endless but top interests at the moment are - splatoon (forever) - the sims (10,000 hours) - animal crossing (since 2007) - graphic novels (saga, etc) - the dear hunter (my heart) - my steam deck (emulating!)

i won mario kart

help i’ve fallen into a mario game and i can’t get out

IM On my way! TO SUPER NINTENDO WORLD HOLLYWOOD RNNNN

who up zerkin they zoing

i needed pocket tissues and then i saw sailor moon pocket tissues so i bought them but now i still need pocket tissues i can use