THE SHOW IS COMING TOGETHER NICELY.... OUR NEW RECRUITS ARE PROVING TO BE QUITE DEPENDABLE... AND EXPENDABLE...!!!

THE SHOW IS COMING TOGETHER NICELY.... OUR NEW RECRUITS ARE PROVING TO BE QUITE DEPENDABLE... AND EXPENDABLE...!!!

IT WAS ME!!

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY? NO? GOOD. SAVE YOUR ENERGY FOR THE SHOW. EVERY GIGGLE COUNTS!

CAN YOU DECODE THIS MESSAGE? “L.O.L.”

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE... EMPLOYEE ASSESMENT... ALL CLOWNING PERSONAL, REPORT TO MY OFFICE AT ONCE. WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS. THE ASSESMENT WILL BE ARCHIVED IN A VIDEO FORMAT LATER TODAY, FOR THOSE WHO ARE TARDY.

I just found out who stole my BlueLuigiJuice recipe…

I stopped posting there because woke twitter is already dead

Sorry for the lack of videos guys. The stupid fucking laugh meter is really pissing me off, I’ve had to cancel like five different videos because of it. It’s a miracle the simpsons video even came out. This whole thing is ruining my channel.

NEW VIDEO: CLOWN WARS the clowns hooked me up with this new game! Check it out, and be sure to watch until the end to get the creator's code discount! youtu.be/8UYONpmz2R0

the most HIGHLY anticipated BLG video of all time, the CHIPMUNK CHALLENGE, is finally here! wanna try the challenge for yourself? do it! and send me pics of your results! happy munking, everyone!

The Chipmunk Challenge will arrive tomorrow. Be there. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvIG...

any clowntubers wanna collab? if you do, contact me on roblox @blueluigigaming (accepting CLOWNtubers ONLY, mimetubers do not not interact)

chipmunk challenge has been completed. let's just say... this video will be worth the hype! stay tuned!

My Softonic Easy Anti-Virus PRO subscription expired. Help…!

NEW CLOWN CONTENT VIDEO! just played the new simpsons game and BOY, did it make ME rage! dislike the video. youtu.be/N5uzIDcp0_M

do you guys hate the new videos? please tell me if you hate the new videos. thank you. and don't tell me if you like them, i don't want to hear that. keep thoughts like that to yourself, weirdo.

The funniest clowns you know, have suffered the most hardships in life.

i do crank calls now youtu.be/mSb9uBgLjmU

answering clown questions now.

i will be taking no more questions starting now. the answers come out tomorrow. you will reap what you sow.

CLOWN N’ A Ask me (the clown) anything! !

okay... i know i'm the clown, but these FREAKS are somethin' else!! youtu.be/5MK2G5l_8mw

BLG fans. You already know what must be done. Engage.

The lead paint they used for my face and hair smells really bad. I think I’m beginning to lose my sense of smell though, so it’s really a non issue.

Rockstar, you’ve become an even bigger clown than I… youtu.be/jsTcrUDCitU?...

Saw the GTA 6 trailer. This has better be a joke, because this clown ain’t laughing. Video tomorrow.

Hey guys, just got back from my clown training. youtu.be/x-tcM-DJB8M

UNDER_NEW_MANAGMENT youtu.be/BmkSghdVRlw

🤡🤣🤭😆😂😝😈📺

Ȑ̶̬̗͈̇Ḭ̷̽C̶̲̒̑̐P̴̠̾̽ ̶̤͕̬̔͛Ẃ̶͔̫͈̓I̷̬̦̓Ḻ̸̦̏L̷͕͈̪̈̂ ̴̯͋B̵͕͕͂̾Ę̷̱̄ ̴̪̮͈̆͘͝U̵̪̍̔̍N̴̳̓Ľ̸͕̉È̶̘̤͉͐A̸̮͙͔̒Ṡ̷̝͉̮Ḥ̶̚Ě̷̙̗̗̽Ḍ̶͒̄̕.̶͓͍̅͂.̸͓̲̎̎.̸͖̩́͐̀

uh, mark... you good? watch #universalbasicguys anytime on hulu!

Ȑ̶̬̗͈̇Ḭ̷̽C̶̲̒̑̐P̴̠̾̽ ̶̤͕̬̔͛Ẃ̶͔̫͈̓I̷̬̦̓Ḻ̸̦̏L̷͕͈̪̈̂ ̴̯͋B̵͕͕͂̾Ę̷̱̄ ̴̪̮͈̆͘͝U̵̪̍̔̍N̴̳̓Ľ̸͕̉È̶̘̤͉͐A̸̮͙͔̒Ṡ̷̝͉̮Ḥ̶̚Ě̷̙̗̗̽Ḍ̶͒̄̕.̶͓͍̅͂.̸͓̲̎̎.̸͖̩́͐̀

what..

I left Twitter a while ago in favor of bluesky... heh, you probably can guess why... BUT... I have some unfinished business there... so I am returning! Be sure to slap me a follow on there and mass reblog!! But don't worry, no matter where you are, you ain't missing ANY of the BLG ACTION!

Have you guys seen The BLG Movie? It's a certified classic, and quite underrated addition to the BLG catalogue. Check it out! youtu.be/xQYG7hK6afs

im fucking hungry. give me food.

A BLG MOVIE BE LIKE: #minecraft #memes #minecraftmovie #chickenjockey

ugh... ANOTHER guy trying to cash in on the BLG hype, riding on my coattails... i guess this comes with success, you'll always have copycats.. but you guys ALWAYS know that BLG is the place to be! also, he is ugly. i do not trust ugly people. i trust conventionally attractive people, like myself.

the simpsons just changed the color of flander's shirt... many are saying this is a controversial change, why fix what isn't broken? what do i think? i think everything about the simpsons is flawed on a fundamental level. changing something to blue isn't enough to appease me. try harder, matt!

huh... had no idea this movie leaked to the public! evil gaming shelved it because he thought it would make TOO much money... the secret is out @evilgaming.bsky.social! #ReleaseABLGMovie!!

You know, I think it's commendable that even after four years, people are still truly celebrating the hard work that went into A BLG Movie, it might be the first time a YouTuber movie has actually felt genuine, and it helps that he directed it himself. To more years with this truly wonderful film.

The people have spoken! Hey, @evilgaming.bsky.social, NOW will you let it happen?