Nooooooo I have the friggen flu 😣😣😣 I have so much going on for work this week, I would’ve totally been cool being sick and missing work any other time but whyyYyyYyyy

JB singing the anthem at the UGA game and they didn’t show it 😭😭

Being sick is so friggen boring

I for one can believe trump gave bill Clinton a blowjob

Things I don’t understand even as an adult: traffic and getting sick

Life is a cyclical journey of balancing the inner wook and custy inside you

But also ending the night wondering am I the custy?

Ending the night wondering am I the wook?

The Uninhabitable United States

Lyft tryna flex and tell me they upgraded me to a Tesla. Like yes!!! I definitely want to ride in a car who’s door handle I don’t know how to operate

Did that bird band makes those rules because they were sick of seeing those two fans that the untz has posted about?

Genuinely so happy for all that got to see the northern lights cause it reminds me of when I got to see them locally in Oct 24. But more importantly on my walk back home, a man with a rolling cart of mini cakes and pies was coming from a party and told me to take as many as I could off his hands

Northeast corridor amtrak is so cool cause you could be sitting next to some world renowned niche scientist or someone who has shit their pants at a phish show, you just never know

On Amtrak watching a woman googling names off of an excel but the first and last name are two separate columns and she is copying and pasting the name into Google column by column and I really want to interject

Turns out Q was just R

I might be able to choose the location for our work holiday party and I feel drunk with power

Everyone should DM chuck schumer a photo of their lunch dump

Phish Sphere 2026 is gonna be comped gamblers, rail riding investment fund nepo babies and their lot lizzie of the week, Gordo’s 12 year old groupies, and Katy Tur

I wanna hit a caverns show next year, so far its between Daniel Donato and Osees 😂

Annoyed hayley Williams is skipping my city :(

I had no idea Edmund Fitzgerald was a personality type until today

That’s so crazy that some random rich suburban fucker who should’ve been on RHW but probably too boring and ugly and a brain damaged ogre who can’t be bothered to change out of a hoodie can decide the fate of a thousand others simply because they’re bothered by flight delays

Great way to start a Monday!!!

Me, the most online person out of all my friend groups, alerting everyone about Gordo’s repost

WHY CANT THE BASSISTS EVER BE NORMAL?!

Omg the book I’m reading sucks but it’s written by a female KA author so I feel like I need to read it but like holy fuck, it’s so corny

What’re all you hoes listening to today? Just started BLACKS LAW by bricknasty

Ok Dern Kala ii is smooth af

Lmao a nearby hospital is preparing to si tests around LSD’s impact on depression by having participants take a dose and then sit in a quiet dark room for 9 hours. That sounds like NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE fuel

Someone tried to call me out for not going on camera and I ignored it and stayed off camera and then another person went off camera. The power of #solidarity

I usually go to a fitness class on Mondays and Thursdays, I skipped this Monday and I found out that someone had a seizure. I’m not trying to be dramatic but it’s looking like if I don’t work out someone could die

Omg I meant to send Amby’s Instagram story to my husband but I DMed him instead. I’m so embarrassed I really hope he never reads it 🙈

I feel like outsiders must think Baltimore smells bad but in reality it’s just a constant combo of Rofa fried chicken and marijuana

Ughhh I wanna watch The Newsies so badly but I can’t because I lost my dvd/don’t have a dvd player and I don’t have Disney streaming

I wish I could see Conner O’Malleys stand up again

Cyber bullied a feminazi and it does not feeel good tbh I need #healweek

Okay I usually ignore internet fights (except honk honk) and internazis but this one Nazi came to my city and posted about it and now Shes been outed as having 1st degree, 2nd degree DV and has been taken to court for missing childcare payments 😭😂😭😂😭

Also who was plugging rancho beans? I ordered some designer beans and I am so so so excited for chili season 😎

I kinda love DST? I was up at “6:45” ready to give the world my all and that usually never happens

Does Zohran have the power to free Luigi?

911 I need to report an emergency!! Nugs has notated Joseph’s Dream as Get No Better!!! 🚨🚨🚨

I went overboard with the lunch spaghetti and now I feel sick #rookie

Got my US passport 😎😎😎 time to plan a trip to da mothaland hopefully with a stop in Japan

Wow I just caught TWO of my cat’s hairballs with a paper towel mid-yak. The wins just keep rollin in!!

I actually had no idea Mamdani was married until today. And his wife is an artist. I love this mayor husband artist wife combo 😂😂

All my homies hate John Lennon !!

CHANGE THE LAW SO ZOHRAN CAN RUN FOR PRES

Democrats have flipped 2 seats in the Mississippi senate, and in so doing they've broken the GOP's supermajority in the chamber.

I don’t know anything but if CA and VA and hopefully MD start gerrymandering we stand a chance in 2037, right??! RIGHT??!?

Riding the blue wave (fukuoka jam 6/14/00)