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Just a little ‘hello’ from the both of us.

SATURDAY NIGHT! I’ll be “DJing” so come have a dance! www.instagram.com/p/DHgoEOAMY5...

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I’m 40 now and so you can call me Dad. 👋🏻

Hiya lads. It’s me!

People fear she’s DJing again. 🍆 www.instagram.com/soft.ldn?igs...

Today is a good day! Thanks @yummyzine.bsky.social 🍑

At least I’ll always have this big dumb dick!

I turn 40 in 3 weeks. Did a Britney. 🥚

Update. Almost completed series one. Have eaten tinned peaches, half a tin of pineapple rings. A giant bag of crisps, olives and a massive bowl of spaghetti bolognaise. FML.

Feeling completely hideous, mental, fucking miserable and stressed out. So I’m getting stoned and watching Twin Peaks. 🪵

For those of you here. Because you deserve it. Happy Saturday. 😘

These is no porn on my timeline. Are you sure this is okay? Am I doing this right. Love grandad xxx

Thank god for that.

So this is this new app ehh?! Can we show dick? Asking for a friend.