I feel like I'm losing my running skills' I need a dog to chase me.

It was sunset, as I watched the lights fading away💔😅

You were once someone's sunshine, what happened?😂💔

“Sorry i’m not coming just wanted you to bath today”

It's Sunday ❤💙 Give a Shout out to your top Engagers ✊🥰 @vintszn.bsky.social @bizzybody.bsky.social @lolaac.bsky.social @nyansaniii.bsky.social @bigboylucius.bsky.social @kasapreko.bsky.social @thetharp.bsky.social Thank you all for your support during the past week🤲🔥. Have a Blessed Day🙏

When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes:

People think differently 😹😭😅

It takes a second for God to change your story Don't give up asking from God❤🌺 Good Morning, from Nigeria 🇳🇬

When You're at your man's funeral and another girl is crying harder than you

You Better Stop Checking Your Ex's Profile Coz You'll End up Earning A Top Fan Badge

Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads, stepdads, father figures, and moms who have taken on the role of a father! Whether you're here with us or watching over us from above, we honor and celebrate you today. Thank you all for being a source of strength, wisdom, and love. Happy Father's Day! ❤

💕 THANK YOU, AMAZING FOLLOWERS! 💕 I'm thrilled to reach 300 followers on Bluesky! Your support and engagement mean everything to me. Thank you for being part of my journey, for liking, commenting, and sharing my content.❤🎉 #Grateful #BlueskyCommunity #300Followers #BRP #RPW

When I’m purging at an event, but I can’t leave yet because they haven't shared the food.

When you’re waiting for your mom to get ready after she yelled at you to get ready :

Me: defending myself vs. Me: Defending my friend

Bad lucks in four pictures 🤧

Me in 2011, asking everyone to be quiet while recording Justin Bieber's song on a Nokia

My mom hearing me laugh at 3 am :

when I forget my towel and no one is home:

Nobody: Nigerians reciting the new anthem on an empty stomach:

Your mom when you couldn’t find something and she finds it in the same spot :

When someone who isn't my mom yells at me:

For God to handle the Rest, you must have given your Best😉❤️ Good morning fams🥰😍

A Tapswap user when his medical result says his kidney and lungs are severely damaged but his fingers are in great shape:

Random Post: "Dads are wicked and heartless! They care for no one but themselves!" (You, who just received an alert of 120k from your caring dad)

When can we send pictures and voice note on DMs? Why don't you add a post notification feature?🤨

Me & my friends at midnight.

Watching your cheating husband hide his syphilis from you, but you’re actually the one that gave it to him.

Rich Man 1: My son suffered in an hot classroom 4 an hour! Unacceptable! Principal: I apologize sir. Will fix it ASAP Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. We the parent will cover the cost! Poor man whose child is on scholarship:

Another Benz added tô the garage😎

Nigerian fathers scrutinizing your report card filled with C's, meanwhile their own academic records were a perfect score... of F's!

Today will be good 😌

When you're the ultimate mom-lancer, dedicating your entire day to helping her out, and then she drops the bombshell: 'No one helps me in this house!' You're left wondering if you're actually a ghost.😭😂

How about..

Be prepared to hear GOOD NEWS this weekend.🤍🙌🏽

When I realize the light at the end of the tunnel, was coming from a kidnapper's torch. #TunnelVision #KidnapperProbs

Dating a short girl is fun until you lose her in the crowd!😂💔

The day the blind man sees...the first thing he throws away is the stick that helped him all his life. #BreakFreeAndThrive

Switch to Bluesky DMs for a private chat 🤝🤫😂 #PrivateChatsOnly #BlueskySecrets #DMsOnlyPlease #KeepItPrivate #BlueskyConversations #DMs

When individuals with damaged screens click on Tapswap, and their phone begins tapping uncontrollably on its own🤪💀😂

This dad sends edited photos to his wife everytime she calls to check on the kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Never trust a lady who was born on her birthday ☠️

Ten Years Ago, Some Idiots Wanted To Become "Power Rangers"😹😹

"Don't press your phone while charging" Me:

Outside of Nigeria, you can pursue your dreams, but in Nigeria, you will be chased in your dream😩😹

When the kidnapper's slap pales in comparison to the hurt you've already endured at the hands of your abusive husband earlier that day😳

When you accidentally sit on a pen cap and its shape unexpectedly reminds you of your boyfriend's, um...

Hey! I know it's been a while since I last posted, and I apologize for the silence. Life got busy, and I took a break from Bluesky, but I'm excited to be back and reconnect with all of you! 2 those who have stuck around, thank u for your patience nd loyalty. I appreciate ur support and enthusiasm.

Search no more😁😏 You've got me😐