What is your favorite love song?

It’s the Year of the Bastard. It’s my time to shine.

What do you want most for Christmas?

I have to go to the basement…

Working from home makes me feel like I’m developing Cotard’s Syndrome.

Dopamine hit??? Dopamine hit here???

Should I start posting on here?

Sorting and categorizing 10 years worth of writing leads me to believe that I should be executed.

Everyone I know has reached out to me about the New England serial killer as if I’m going to be the one to catch him.

Creatine, creatine Make me strong, make me mean

Wait until you hear about my walk through town.

If only you guys knew what I was getting into.

I can’t train today because I have the flu.

My trainer told me that he can sense evil spirits and I believe him.

Working on my evil little stories.

Downpour on NYE.

I need to be 175lbs of muscle or I will kill myself.

I plan to drown myself in the Ionian Sea just before Christmas.

Cuckold in town.

I feel like a patient accessing the doctor’s computer in a psychiatric prison.

Are there any rules here?