re-listening to TMA can't wait to sit through this and freak out because I'm not pay attention and think that Jon is talking about me #tma #TheMagnusArchives

my only goal is to exert the same vibes your six year old cousin does when he wanders into his mom's bedroom at 4:57 AM to let her know he has shat the bed.

#fnaf bug but it's just me, crawling around in the space between the pizzeria walls after closing like a cheese-hungry rat who would like his fistfuls of cold pizza and toppings please.

what if u woke up one morning and your door was a different shade than normal and u tried to leave but u actually entered The Distortion's stomach... jk jk, unless?

i still miss Needles pls come back i need another sharp creature to fill my empty soul #TheMagnusProtocol

i know i have literally just joined this website but i wanted to commemorate that by sharing the time that I was so tired that i genuinely thought that I had to be opening my bedroom door bc Helen!Distortion could be my door and might eat me #TMA #TheMagnusArchives