I’ve loved her since I was a little girl and grew to love her even more revisiting her work as an adult. The blueprint for many of your singer/songwriter girlie faves!!!!! Stream Pink Pearl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being deeply and profoundly moved is the worst thing that can happen to a silly bitch!!!!!!!!

Andrew Lloyd Weber loves to ask and answer the question, “What if there was a guy who was kinda like Elvis?”

Gonna start being a lobbyist under the stance that we cannot have a successful revival of Starlight Express in the US until we have a strong national passenger rail system. We’ve tried the whole “good for people” and “makes sense” approach and that hasn’t worked, so maybe this will light a fire.

Is anyone else’s Instagram not letting them opt out of customized ads?

Having the flu is kind of like a time loop for your digestive system bc at a certain point it’s like, “Well, this is just gonna keep happening so we might as well have fun with the food.”

Going to send a thousand tennis balls to every Oscar voter’s home.

I am watching The Vampire Diaries and mostly enjoying it, but it is perhaps the straightest vampire media ever created. I can’t even make it that gay with my mind, and I’ve been on Tumblr in 2009. Fundamental flaw with the series, every vampire should be at least a little bi.

Need to figure out the exact secret sauce of attention from only SOME people I know and trust but also many many complete strangers to give me the dopamine rush that TikTok gave me. Might have to start writing fanfic again.

Somehow the transition into the new year didn’t automatically make it soooo easy to wake up and double my work ethic??? Troubling for my plans!!

It’s so wild to me that they are doing that new Babygirl movie as Sexy Cougar Woman when I have almost exclusively seen the word “babygirl” used in the context of 6’ tall men on mediocre TV shows

But what if I finally go to sleep at 1:38 AM someone makes the perfect post at 1:39 AM? What then?

BOOM! IT’S SLUGGO SATURDAY!!

Feels incredibly cruel of the universe to give me laryngitis the week after the Wicked movie tonight. Neighbors are perhaps in cahoots with the universe.

To counteract the people singing during Wicked, I’m going to go to Gladiator 2 screenings and make “clink clink clink” noises every time they do one of their little sword fights.

Probably Zoonblob the Martian’s AI Extravaganza. Really gonna shake things up in 2079.

I hope the audience of Seussical in a Church knows my character is the sluttiest Who in Whoville and a Butter Side Down sympathizer.

If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.

It’s so wild how 4 days before I go out of state, I always suddenly do not own a single item of clothing I enjoy wearing enough to bring on vacation.

Four podcasts to get to know me~ I know half of u from the same podcast discord but I like obscure theme park facts and being nosy too!!!!

Never forget the time in college I was at a party and legitimately thought a good flirting tactic was discussing our experiences with 9/11.

God’s cruelest joke was giving me a terrible attention span and a deep love of caramelized onion

It’s so hurtful when you find out someone you haven’t thought about in 15 years and someone you haven’t thought about in 12 years hung out together 7 years ago and didn’t even invite you. ❤️‍🩹

It was, like, fine to remind us of the versions of ourselves from 2008, 2010, and 2012, but Taylor doesn’t know what she’s doing by reopening the gateway to 2014. Bops, but at what cost?!?!?

Listening to alt comedy podcasts in the mid to late 2010s was a gateway drug for knowing the best movies coming out in the early to mid 2020s.

A really important question to ask in a job interview is, “Do your employees have kids whose after school activities I can get invested in second hand?” Because if they don’t, I do not want the job.

You can stop worrying! I finally figured out how to execute a difficult part of my Halloween costume! I know you were concerned with it being August already!

Every time an Uber driver asks me if I’m a student, I’m 7 and I’m 70. No!!!!! I’m a big girl with a grownup job!!!!! And omg I’ve been blessed by the fountain of youth. Thank you, my son, for seeing past my two forehead wrinkles and seeing my youthful energy within.

The Barbie soundtrack is the best movie soundtrack since Shrek, which begs the question, can you only make a truly good movie soundtrack if your branding has a fun lil color associated with it?

I feel like Timothee Wonka has potential to inspire Cats (2019) emotions in me and it is my greatest hope that I’m right

Sometimes you go to a 90s party like this and discover that literally every other person went for more of a grunge vibe

You know the aerobics class HIT when you have to text three separate groups of people about the song choices

I honestly think Taylor was in the right for changing the Better Than Revenge lyrics for Speak Now TV! The new lyrics are honestly even more scathing and really speak to the narrator’s enemy’s character. 💜

Can’t wait for Andrew Garfield to give Jesse Eisenberg a platonic but ultimately kinda charged forehead kiss to tell him good job for inventing Threads in The Social Network 2.

Thrilled to finally get my Google Wave invite!