I kinda do an annual pilgrimage to Pathos-II, and if I remember right it's an anniversary, so here I wanna do SOMA. Also while it's not known for being a cosy game, it's cosy for me. And I fancied cosy. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

I think I'm really over cliffhangers. In TV, movies, games, books... I don't care. So boring. What a joy it is for something to have a conclusive beginning, middle and end. A loose thread to follow up on, that's fun. But not a cliffhanger. END YOUR DAMN STORIES.

Continuing on with Amnesia the Dark Descent! Time to chop off some guy's head! Don't worry, he'll be fine. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Watching F1 pisses me off sometimes like really? You couldn't make one lap? Dude.

Continuing ETERNAL DARKNESS! Mainly because it's a fantastic game and I'm here to turn Ulayoth into sushi. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Eternal Darkness, because I wanted to get bullied by spooky gods and hope that Nintendo remembers it, or there's a remake of it one day, because it's a classic horror game. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Do you ever feel a bad or low mood coming on like the end of Terminator 1, where Sarah Connor's staring out of her jeep with the hot outfit and the kid's like "there's a storm coming," and she's like, "I know" Like, it's not there *yet*, but you can feel it coming.

Time to descend darkly in Amnesia the Dark Descent! ... if we can remember why. I figure it's much like walking into a room and forgetting why you went in there. Amnesia: Why Did I Open The Fridge probably didn't have the same ring to it? www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Gonna carry on with Still Wakes the Deep. WAKE ME UP INSIDE (underwater, with monsters) www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Never underestimate... the sea. Time for STILL WAKES THE DEEP, which always creeps me out as I hate deep water. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Should I shave the beard or nah?

Was watching some NASCAR, I'd never seen it before. This circle track is tiny! It's like baby park on Mario Kart!

Woke up with an aching body and pain in the back of my legs and butt. ... what happened to me last night?!

Going into Amnesia the Dark Descent for the 15 year anniversary of one of the best horror games ever made! We're gonna dive into some Justine DLC to grab an achievement and then slide into the dark! www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Time for BAD CHEESE. No idea what we're getting ourselves into here, so let's go for it! www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

LAST REPORT - a Pixel Horror game about being a park ranger. Gotta go to spooky work! www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Okay time for Fierce Deity in Majora's Mask, and the end of the game! And if we have time maybe a short detour to Raccoon City in classic RE2. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Piastri's championship to lose, now. Can't wait, love the guy.

Sonic the Hedgehog judges you for buying a Toyota Prius.

As much as I like the idea of a Sonic the Hedgehog racing game, I am perpetually confused why he's driving a car when he can run as fast if not faster? When do we get a Sonic racing x free running & parkour game? Stop trying to be Mario Kart! You don't need to!

Unpopular opinion Star Trek time - I really like the third movie. Probably a little bit more than 2, actually.

I think the Spider Man is coming for me tonight... In Majora's Mask! ... apparently I got a mask? www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Sometimes my cat sits on the shed roof outside when it's raining. I believe she either imagines she's in a very emo music video, or is brooding over the time her parents were shot outside a cinema in Gotham City. Bit of both really.

And the Majora's Mask grind continues! It may be a dungeon. I may be a little worried, as I may have to go upside down. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Y'know, if you keep saying you want to spend time with me - and then don't, while I watch you spend it with others, that's gonna make me feel a certain type of way.

Oh hey, Mega Hawlucha! ... do I just have a dirty mind?

The (Majora's) Mask, starring Jim Carrey. ... or me instead, sorry. No Jim Carrey. Just another dude that's hot if you squint and occasionally funny! Maybe we'll find the next dungeon today? Land of the dead people, let's go! www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

STATIC DREAD. Time to either date the Village Elder or get eaten by nighmare monsters. Or both! Featuring boats. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

HELP ME MY LIGHTHOUSE HAS GONE CRAZY! Static Dread: The lighthouse. Not as crazy as you might think. A terrible lack of Willem Dafoe. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Never noticed it before, but watching Star Trek Into Darkness, they gave the Klingons outfits with *enormous* bulges. Like those Klingons are packing a whole lot of glory, down there.

Mikau in Majora's Mask literally saw that dungeon once and thought "you know what, fuck those kids. In fact, fuck ME too," and promptly died. Y'know what, let the Lesbian Pirates that stole my babies have them.

Quick question, why do devs in games just see a water level and think "Oh boy, time to make the player absolutely *loathe* this game!" Dudes, swimming pools aren't this miserable. The SEA isn't this miserable. Who hurt you? Did a fish insult you once? Please.

Time to do a dungeon! Majoras Mask continues. *now with additional arrows and more thirsting after Mr. Tingle www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Continuing with the Majora's Mask playthrough. For a first timer I think I'm doing alright? Two dungeons down, onto the next? www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

So, how does one go about achieving body confidence? Like is it a fake it until you make it kinda deal or is there a manual to this shit?

"Did you sleep? Yeah I bet you did, fuck you - have a headache for no reason." - my body, probably.

It's uncomfortably warm. I have transformed into a puddle on the floor, send help.

Had a break from the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, but now we're knee deep back in the timey-wimey shenanigans. I do think the game could have done with a mask to tell me what to do when I'm lost, though... www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Continuing with STATIC DREAD, time to see if we can sink some more ships, yeah? ... or continuing trying to flirt with the village elder's luxurious beard. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Red Alert!

Listened to Good Charlotte's new album. Aggressively 'okay', not bad, not terrible. Bit unremarkable, tbh. Bodies was the best song on it for me, but in general I can't say it's one I'd listen to again, often. More like Okay Charlotte, tbh.

Going live with a new game, Static Dread! I played the demo of this and rather enjoyed it, so I wanted to give it a go on the full release! Majora's Mask can wait for a little bit. The moon's not going anywhere. www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Apparently it's my streamer anniversary and I forgot entirely, so... oops. Didn't plan anything cool for it. But I did activate a discount on subs, so there's that? I guess. Meanwhile, we're continuing with Majora's Mask. Plan is to get a dungeon down! www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

The original Fast & the Furious movie counts as a gay movie, right? Like it's more blatantly homoerotic than a lot of actual gay movies!

Going live with Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Basically spooky Groundhog Day featuring fairies. First time play, so it's a learning journey! www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

If Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat can shape shift into anyone, does his balls change to look like who he's shapeshifting into? How does he know what their balls look like? Also did he have health and safety insurance on that island of his or not

The rather quiet, sedate horror of the Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask really enchants me. I'm still not sold on the time reverse mechanic - that's gonna 'take time' to get used to, but the strange people, odd characers and dreamlike style... it's beautiful in a weirdly haunting way.

So it's time for Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Despite being a Zelda fan, I've never really played Majora's Mask. Ever. So I guess I'm coming in as a total newbie! www.twitch.tv/firebornbear

Going out in a thunderstorm! Good thing I'm only happy when it rains... 🎶

Does Kakariko Village have an IKEA?