🗣️ my paul rudd lookalike contest is happening THIS SATURDAY in brooklyn by the grand army plaza arch at 1 PM! winner gets a $50 cash prize and a trophy!!! please share, save the date, and RSVP here for text updates: partiful.com/e/uqvRp0UgiWce… DM with any questions! :)

🗣️ my paul rudd lookalike contest is happening THIS SATURDAY in brooklyn by the grand army plaza arch at 1 PM! winner gets a $50 cash prize and a trophy!!! please share, save the date, and RSVP here for text updates: partiful.com/e/uqvRp0UgiWce… DM with any questions! :)

i am hosting a paul rudd lookalike contest at the grand army plaza arch in brooklyn on december 21st at 1PM! please help spread the word! partiful.com/e/uqvRp0UgiW...

how it feels to be at work in december

rewatching the dundies episode of the office and i got to the part where some guys at the bar made fun of michael and threw a shoe at him

my face when im about to say “huh” for the 17th time in a row bc i cannot hear anything

shotgunning a grenadine and crushing the empty bottle in my hand to assert dominance at the function

Donald Trump selects Bobby Newport, heir to the Sweetums fortune, as his Secretary of Labor

i am hosting a paul rudd lookalike contest at the grand army plaza arch in brooklyn on december 21st at 1PM! please help spread the word! partiful.com/e/uqvRp0UgiW...

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