Person whose whole personality is aggressively shouting “GOOD MORNING!!” at you when you quickly nod at them as you run to catch the train

Trump and Bill Maher should do one of those face slap competitions on the computer and the winner gets a big trophy and their picture on tv and everyone has to say “you are very strong” when they see them for a whole week.

1. US threatens, bullies and tariffs countries 2. US starts a stupid war and immediately needs help to fight it 3. US begs allies for help and they say get lost If this is going to be a decent Sophocles play we need a strong act 3 cause it’s mid so far

What’s the most dudes rock city and why is it Philly?

Man 2026 keeps getting weirder

Finally finishing my turkey leftovers tonight don’t judge me

Would we take Joyce Carol Oates? Hell, we’d take Hall and Oates

Republicans exist to fight for the policy agenda of the bourgeoisie (they choose to mostly align with Christian conservatives because effective) Democrats exist to fight *against* the policy agenda of socialism (they choose to mostly align with the PMC because effective)

Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly / Etc.

Good news, we still can declare war on the left anyway

“The world’s richest man is staying up all night just to make the government better. He must really care about the country!” -the voting bloc the Democrats cater to

I’m glad it’s the end of the world because in 100 years, kids will be very confused that the verb “to trump” is unrelated to and predates President Trump. Avoiding awkward conversations

Very happy that DEI programs have been eliminated. Look at Donald Trump, look at Pete Hegseth, finally our greatest men are rising to positions of power based on merit!