Captain Gabriel Lorca
@gabriellorca17027.bsky.social
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//If you're an OC, it's an instant block from me. Don't bother following. I've had too many terrible experiences with OCs. And half the time, they're illiterate. So don't bother following me with your made up characters.
9 months ago
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Target practice! Right upside the head!
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6 days ago
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I'm nerfing one with a whiffle ball.
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6 days ago
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Picture books don't count, dickhead.
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6 days ago
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Hopefully not.
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14 days ago
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Shaddup!
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14 days ago
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Might wanna let Vance know. He's going on vacation next week. He's a big boy. He can handle himself.
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17 days ago
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Ignore her then. Pike can handle his own shit.
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17 days ago
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I thought you had rank over her.
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17 days ago
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What the hell is her deal?
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17 days ago
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[Sighs] Can't you pull rank and tell her you aren't going? Captain Pike is gonna make your life hell if you go over there.
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17 days ago
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[Confused] It's not May..... What....? Oh you fucking asshole.
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18 days ago
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*Blinks* Is Admiral Patil being a twat-waffle again?
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18 days ago
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Ooooh he's gonna hate that.
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about 2 months ago
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Done and done.
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about 2 months ago
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@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
about 2 months ago
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Already taken care of. [Mutters] Damn things...always getting in the way.
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about 2 months ago
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Says Mama's baby boy.
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about 2 months ago
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[Nods] Part of our duty to wrangle it in.
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about 2 months ago
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We'll drop it off at the closest sanctuary.
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about 2 months ago
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[Smirk] Gladly. Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
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2 months ago
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SPACE WHALE
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2 months ago
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I'll tell Mom!
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2 months ago
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Totally went offline.
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2 months ago
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Awwww, snookums! Up for a run, later?
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2 months ago
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That was one time! And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
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2 months ago
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I have no problems, balancing.
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2 months ago
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I'm surprised he hasn't already!
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3 months ago
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You fucking idiot.
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3 months ago
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He's probably already on it!
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3 months ago
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[Laughs] He's putting on a show, that's for sure. God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
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3 months ago
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You mean like dumbass Alex walking along beams during a security gala....?
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3 months ago
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Recording in case you slip and break your ass. That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
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3 months ago
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[Groans, gagging] At least your...[gags] organs are all internal. Don't think Doc needs to know about this.
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3 months ago
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[Whimpers] You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
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3 months ago
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[Yelps, trying to zip himself up] That's gonna require ice...
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3 months ago
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[Grunts, trying to squeeze into a proper blue one] And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
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3 months ago
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Dyed my fucking uniform red!!
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3 months ago
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What....the fuck... This fuckery has Alex written all over it.
3 months ago
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[Shrugs, smiling]
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3 months ago
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I have a short enough fuse.
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3 months ago
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Dare I say...I think he's worse than me.
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3 months ago
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[Rolls eyes, laughing] Bastard.
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3 months ago
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Starting to feel better. I could use a few extra snuggles.
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3 months ago
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...great...
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3 months ago
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//Normally, less than half an hour
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3 months ago
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My impending doom senses are tingling... My fuckery hackles are up.
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3 months ago
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//The octopus won't last long 🤣
3 months ago
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She's tiny. It'll hurt when she's bigger.
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4 months ago
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[Snorts, laughing]
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4 months ago
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For what?
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4 months ago
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