Something really lovely you could do for me this week is grab the Turtle Islands: Foods and Traditions of the Indigenous People from my wishlist.

Anyone want to be a total angel and reimburse me for my new website’s SEO? inquire within 💋 very excited to share with you shortly.

Duos tomorrow through Thursday with @syranixon.bsky.social right here in Chicago.

I am so thankful for all forms of somatic therapy. Dancing, fucking, practicing yoga, lifting heavy shit repeatedly— baby I’m home. This has actually been getting me through the past few weeks and I feel only gratitude for these outlets. ICE OUT OF CHICAGO. love to you all, bye.

Send me to a massage this month. Please and thank you.

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Chicago all month! PS: there was no September newsletter; you’ll receive the next one a few days before October.

Love service // all the ways my clients spoil and serve! 🥵

No hearts on the spicy site.

This is the special place where I occasionally post things the Twitter only ppl will never see :)

Hi angels 💞 I’m not available for a little bit here! Next avail for dates 7.24 and on. Wishing you a beautiful week.

About the other night…

NYC, ready to play? I’ll be in you late Monday 8/4 through late 8/7. Email to book, simply can’t wait. 💌

Newsletter in your inbox. Boop. Sending out love today 💫

A little about me

Thanks for all of the gorgeous birthday wishes, warm emails and texts, and all of the love that came through this year. I feel seen and well-supported by my men. I will be hosting out of a new space, stay tuned when you book. See you soon!

Someone sent a gift that arrived today from Amazon… I would love to thank you but there’s no note! Please email me if this was you. The timing is seriously perfect- ty!

Goood morning! Please be patient with me this week, your emails will be replied to in full very shortly. June newsletter is in your inbox, unless it’s not, which means you aren’t yet signed up… My birthday is 6.18 💫

Wowza! My first MMF suddenly happened. I was doted on hand and foot by 2 absolute gentlemen, simply had to bring myself. Super hot surprise, next level fun. June is my bday month and newsletter will be in your inbox soon. As for me, I’m still smiling.

FMTY in Boulder 🩶 I’ll be home tomorrow night Chi!

I have very limited availability through the end of May; a few windows of time, but otherwise I am next available in June (birthday month). Your move.

I’m at rehab waiting for my dog to come out and someone just very casually walked in to the front desk and said, “Hi, I’m here to pick up my dog, Lucy Liu.” 😂

I met with only one new person this visit who was serviced and violated/robbed me of our time and 80% of my rate. He paid only 20% via deposit. If anyone would like to cover my uber this morning ($65) I would appreciate it greatly.

No shade @ me but sometimes I can’t believe I went with Sophia instead of Sofia simply because it balances Robey so well. 🥲

I love my regular boyfriends! And I adore those of you who come prepared, send gifts in between, do your research, and set up each date with ease. It is indeed a business doing pleasure with you, and a pleasure doing business.

NY!: A generous admirer is bringing me back to you next month, dates to be shared in my newsletter next week. I’ll see you in May.

Love it, GM to you too.

Two gorgeous girls came up to me after class to tell me how beautiful my hips are 😩. Heart flutters 🤝 compliments from women

My current obsession is hot yoga. I realized it gives me the same kind of rush I get before seeing my favorite clients. And I’m also seeing that I love it because both of these activities completely make time stop. #FavoriteThings

lmao, I told a client I’m way more bi/straight than I’d imagined previously and had no idea until I got into this work. We both just giggled. Hope you got as lucky today. ☘️

Did you enjoy my Substack this week? (It dropped yesterday if you are signed up to receive emails). Home in Chi all month, NYC dates shortly for my East coasters.

This magic moment. (with Rococo Royalle)

I love when I have great clients and especially love when you are remarkably good/go above and beyond so that I can brag about you later. The best. I’m so thankful for this life!

Made to be treasured. PDX/SEA see you soon- Chicago, I’m next available 3/10.

PDX 3/1-4, SEA 3/5-8. Let’s go. 💌

Boobs and these hips and a butt- oh my.

Thank you for the incredibly warm welcome in New York, I am so so so lucky. I don’t want to go home! Available in Chicago 2.8 on.

Have followed MJs work for nearly 20 years, finally cracking into her newest novel. It’s unbearably honest, intimate, raw, & FUNNY. Thank you to a sweetie in PDX who sent me a hard cover copy as well. I don’t want it to end.

These + tongue scraper = chef kiss

Generous for generous. NYC I have time 2/1, otherwise fully booked. 💌

The best subs are the ones that serve, and serve, and serve, knowing it's making Me like

Omg, Nosferatu was so visually beautiful. I loved the carriage scene and when he and Thomas first meet and go over the deed. I was completely enthralled!

NYC I’ll be with and in you 1/29-2/3! www.sophiarobey.com

tfw my lover can’t help but moan “thank you” over & over throughout the sesh >>>

Here’s the thing: you can go fishing, perhaps many times, or you can buy a fish. 🤭

Ok, actively gonna try loving on BlueSky. Sharing two pics from the vault. This is the same month I joined our wonderful world, so to speak. Baby S!

Big thank you to everyone who has made the end of this year so special. There have been bookings, tips, flowers, words of warmth, wonderful gifts… very thankful for each of you near and far! I look forward to walking into 2025 together and will do a better job of sharing in this new space.

December would have been my 2 year anni on Twitter; tbh I’m glad we made it out and here before that. Good morning lovers.

Hello Blue Sky. Here we are!