Glad PoS Cory Mills getting reamed in right-wing media but maybe the 3 "investigative reporters" @theblaze who flat out plagiarized my story could have worked in credit. Fucking lowlifes, they're as bad as Mills. @petergietl, @Jill_Savage, @HanneBlaze64. www.theblaze.com/news/stolen-...

Well she was close anyway.

I’m back at the helm after briefly taking time off to complete a few unrelated assignments. Here’s Part II of the Hunter Biden laptop investigation by Matt Bernardini.The concluding installment will run shortly. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/exclusive-...

I couldn't include all the sleaze on this dirtbag even in a 4-part series, ie soon after Mills voted to protect "American women" by deporting more “illegals" his mistress retracted a report of assault after he demanded she lie to cops about what happened. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/gop-congre...

This important story is the first I’m running at Washington Babylon by an outside writer. A 6-month investigation by Matt Bernardini finds smoking gun evidence that unravels the truth behind the most sordid, salacious political dirty trick of modern times. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/exclusive-...

Are you open to the idea of starring in Deep Throat II? Because I've never seen anyone more dedicated than you are to mastering the art of the blow job. Jesus Christ, senator, have some goddamn self-respect.

The King of Bed-Stuy.

I mean, come the fuck on.

Part IV finished, as is the series on one of the biggest lowlifes in congress, and that says a lot. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/gop-congre...

OK, here’s all of Part III & Part IV will run by Friday barring a nuclear holocaust. I genuinely believe this is an important story because it’s so repugnant & Mills is a key player in the national security arena, but I need to move the fuck on. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/gop-congre...

Meet Congressman Cory Mills, who fought Al Qaeda & the Taliban and isn’t afraid of domestic terror chieftains Sheikh Joe bin Biden, Mullah Nancy al-Pelosi or anything else — other than answering questions about fabricating his entire military career. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/gop-congre...

Congrats, Bari! I didn't think it was possible but you found a way to push the Free Press before naming your new columnist down to the No. 2 Most Putrid Neocon Rag in History right behind the new No. 1 Most Putrid Neocon Rag in History, the Free Press after you appointed her.

This is the 1st of 4 sections on the outlandish lies a congressman - a real congressman, not Charles Manson desperately trying to frame Tex as the sole killer at 10050 Cielo Drive - made to cash in on his fraudulent tale of Stolen Valor. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/gop-congre...

Finished up the final interviews for Part III of story on Congressman Cory Mills & hope to post it tomorrow. Mills, who portrays himself as a battle-tested combat veteran, is a flat-out fraud. The Wizard of Oz is more tethered to reality than his war stories.

Apropos of nothing, maybe I’ll just repost this interview with military analyst @vanidan about Pete Hegseth, or as he’s generally known (when not referred to as the “Drunk Misogynist & Wife-Beater”) the “walking, talking pile of hair gel.” www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/six-questi...

Why the NYT tells headline writers not to work after being roofied at a bar, Exhibit 1:

Self-professed War Hero & GOP Rep. Cory Mills says he narrowly survived a 2006 bombing in Iraq. Army vet Scott Kempkens, who was with him that day, says Mills is “a lying sack of shit: "If he was wounded in Iraq, it happened when he cut himself shaving.” www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/gop-congre...

Congressman Cory Mills berates critics of his war stories for their shameless indecency, so why does it look like he’s the one standing naked with his dick in his hands? www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/gop-congre...

Glenn Greenwald: "The Deep State made him do it."

Reposting from late last night: Have no fear, Rep. Cory Mills, the one-man scourge of America’s enemies, is working 24/7 to keep you safe according to his autobiography, which is based on a true story, just not his, according to his actual Army records. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/congressma...

To judge from his account of the harrowing years he spent defending America from the planet’s most evil evildoers, Cory Mills’ battlefield heroics rival the exploits of cartoon superheroes. His critics see that’s not a coincidence. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/congressma...

This is probably too good to be true, but I just tried to post this to Twitter & can’t access site. Is it possible its headquarters was destroyed by a nuclear blast & no one was on the premises except Musk, whose ashy remains are currently drifting somewhere over the US Southwest?

Well, you don’t get news this good every day. Tesla’s market cap has plunged to $725 billion, down 34% over since a month ago, when it was well over $1 trillion. A round of applause for Dork MAGA overlord Elon Musk!

Siri, find me one single pic that perfectly captures the US in the year 2025.

I asked an AI site for an image of Matt Taibbi & Trump in a romantic pose & I got this. AI's better than I thought, it captured Taibbi's current core essence as a humanoid who's got his lips so tightly planted on the Great Leader's ass that it's no longer possible to tell them apart.

Do you morons ever get tired of jerking yourselves off with political porn? I know almost nothing about her but that's her latest disclosure filed last August, if you have "evidence" - & I know that's a crazy high standard for y'all - let's see it.

Well, anybody who said the Democrats didn’t have the backbone to take on Trump has been proven wrong! He’s only been in office for two months & the Dems already rolled out the most terrifying weapon in their arsenal: matching outfits.

Jesus apparently told Matt Gaetz to pay teens for sex & traffic them across state lines. “The Bible, the gospel – these are our instructions from God. We are to follow faithfully.” www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/matt-gaetz...

Let JD enjoy his time on the slopes. I arranged for him to hve a special ski instructor today, Sonny Bono will be arriving momentarily. ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

MAGA’s ruthless assault on the DC Swamp continues tonight & all weekend at the Ritz-Carlton in Key Biscayne where House Speaker Mike Johnson & numerous GOP House members will literally & metaphorically be shacked up with dozens of lobbyists. Take that Deep State! (Via Politico)

Never question Lindsay Graham's courage. He barely flinched during the live broadcast of the ball removal operation Trump demanded he undergo as a sign of his unwavering loyalty.

And the winner of Most Pathetic Corporate News Toady of all time goes to Washington Post publisher William Lewis.

Meet RFK Jr's new co-deputy secretaries of Health and Human Services.

Hmm. This FBI memo post-Epstein's death shows a confidential informant who worked for Dersh when he repped the pedo said "Maxwell & Epstein were Israell sples" & Dersh had contacts with Mossad. More later this week, here's recent story on Epstein & Mossad. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/resolving-...

Condy was a first ballot choice for the Enemies of the Deep State Hall of Fame. She shilled for every war that came across her desk (Iraq 2003: "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud") & was a Chevron board member & the company named an oil tanker after her.

Meet Shaun Maguire, hedge fund billionaire & self-appointed head of the Trump administration's Jewish Ghetto Police. Hey Shaun, have you thought about getting a reverse circumcision so you can try to pass as a real Nazi as opposed to a lowly collaborator? Fucking piece of shit.

Did Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry violate 4 of the 10 Commandments during a visit to DC that ended at a squalid den of depravity? This story led to a secret ethics probe of Landry - or is Gov. Marquis de Kama Sutra more apt? You'll know Tuesday. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/an-evidenc...

Either married with kids rightwing Rep. Cory Mills assaulted his mistress or another GOP lawmaker did, called him to help murder her & cops arrived before they killed her & dismembered the corpse. Innocent until proven guilty but that's just science. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/f...

French Nazis to US Nazis: "Guys, please, you're giving Nazis a bad name."

Matt Gaetz in 2016, during his successful run for a seat in the House: “The Bible, the gospel -- these are our instructions from God. We are to follow faithfully.” I'll be updating this story today on Gaetz’s touching devotion to biblicalvalues. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/matt-gaetz...

“I saw Gaetz drinking with girls not long out of high school who he plied with booze. He was a sitting member of congress buying drinks for girls who were too young to drink & going home to have sex with them when they were barely over the age of consent.” www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/matt-gaetz...

On Friday I ran this interview with Amy Booth. A day later Milei's outed for pimping a crypto grift & now there are calls to impeach him (link below) Coincidence? Clearly not, it’s what political insiders call “The Washington Babylon Regime Change Effect.” www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/six-questi...

All roads lead to the Mossad. The Maxwell family connection. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/the-jeffre...

The nation’s new President Elon Musk & his craven toady, figurehead US leader Donald Trump, are both huge fans of Argentina’s Javier Milei. Check out this interview for an exclusive sneak preview on where the US may be heading under Musk's administration. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/six-questi...

Many stories today rightfully denouncing Trump for using Gitmo to cage immigrants but Biden did the same, as I reported last October. This is not a Trump-Biden split, it’s a display of the bipartisanship that unites the 2 major parties on most key issues. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/corporate-...

I had insomnia & only slept 1 hour. The forecast is snow & ice. We’re out of the 2 basic food groups, coffee & bacon. Kicking sand in the face of a scrawny New York Times columnist always cheers me up so I’m republishing this little pill of happiness. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/bret-steph...

“Donald Trump is burning America’s rule book. If he carries on like this, Democrats will have no choice but to send him a strongly worded letter.” www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/lazy-frida...

Erik Prince’s secret group chat achieved the seemingly impossible by making a private discussion between black bag operators, mercenaries & arms traffickers more boring than the dinner table conversation at a retirement home for life insurance salesmen. www.washingtonbabylondc.com/p/an-open-le...