My sister just accidentally threw my friend's dirty panties that they pissed themselves in two days ago, in my face.....

Airbnb owner tryna scam us outta more money.. unfortunately for them, writing pretensiously eloquent and slightly threatening emails is my favorite hobby 😌✨️

Nobody tells you the real struggles of having unmedicated ADHD. I have shaken not one but two open and filled bottles within the last half hour...

Worst part about waking up is going to the kitchen to get that really yummy snack, only to realise you just dreamt you had it.. 😔

Just learned my dad's nickname when he was young. It's kind of similar to what I call him too. idk how to feel about it...