Never doubt my nuclear arsenal

I literally spend every waking day of my life wishing I were just a smol lil pony

metamorphosis

rrrrunneen around!

boOOM BOOM bOoM BOOM

oh BoY!

She’s just a curious gal

why aren’t you horse-escapism maxing on second life yet?

dead built like a jerr aff

Don’t let her appearance deceive you. Right now, she has endless access to nuclear warheads and is considered highly dangerous. If seen, contact your local authorities.

notorious war criminal horse spotted leaving field after soccer practice

First family photo 🥰

first party on Mare’s Nest. Very nice. Great success 👍

Today I do lasers for a sold out 1700+ person show today and I’m definitely not shitting my pants anxious

Horse people always touting love and acceptance but then can just flip on a fckn dime and dismiss all the work you put in. All the vulnerability you allowed Y’all the same man. Sociopaths hiding behind cute horse pfps. Doin the same shit for a decade now. Go touch some grass and talk to real people

Don’t use too many big words around her, she’ll get confused

How is anyone still on Twitter/x anymore? I have an account on there for research/investigation, and it’s genuinely jaw-dropping what it’s become Absolute fever dream

brother EUGH

I been drawing again homies. Helps me procrastinate age homework because ponies are obviously more important

earth mare looks at u like this Whatdo

You deserve to not worry about anything other than being the cutest little pony

It’s cool being a physics student watching all these sci fi shows coming out about physics lately The world is gonna get so weird y’all aren’t even ready I’m not ready The universe is horrifying

when your owner makes you take pictures with Santa for Christmas

I just wanna say that being a pet horse doesn’t imply that it’s sexual kinda hurts my feelies that people always gotta assume the weirdest things 😭 I’m just a silly little animal that needs an owner. I love my owner like any other pet

I’ve been my Master’s silly little pet mare for over a year now! Wow that went by fast!

Screw it, im gonna try to film a pet story in SL

WIFEYS YEaaAh!

AHHHH

oh lawd it’s crimbus

snow powy

I’m a pet horse

Yay! :D