I'll be 74 when the next WC comes around! I don't think I'm going to see England win it again! 🤣😱⚽👀

Fuck, fuckity fuck!!!

Well, that's England finishing 4th!

Spence... Get in! ⚽🦵

Watch the twattery start now! 😱

Get the fuck in! ⚽👀

#8 "I've parked like a twat but don't give a shit". #badparking

FFS, Coisty & Dixon on comms! 🎙️😱

#7 "I've parked like a twat and don't give a shit" #badparking I don't go looking for examples of bad parking! It's everywhere. 😱

Quick question, (obviously for the ladies)! 🤜 Do bed sheets, duvet covers and pillow cases get ironed or not? #justasking

#6 "I've parked like a twat but don't give a shit". This twat is actually in four parking bays! #badparking

Medical advice needed! 🏥 How do men prevent their scrotum sticking to their inner thigh in this hot weather? ⚾️👜 Asking for a friend obviously! 🤭 #sweatysack

Why does the commentator keep refering to "Belgian white shirts" during the #ESOBEL match? They are clearly blue/pink!

Good morning all! 🌞♥️ I hope everyone is well and coping with the heat. 🔥 Is anyone else having problems viewing videos at the moment? 😱 Anyway, take care and stay safe! 👍💨🪭

#5 in an occasional series entitled "I've parked like a twat but don't give a shit" Actually think it may become a regular series judging on the number of vehicles parked by twats! #badparking Parking bays highlighted in red (rather well if I may say) by myself!

I hope Chas 👑 has been in touch with Infantino 💸 already to get JQ's red card overturned? In fact, England should be allowed to play with 12 players for 30 minutes in their next match as compensation! ⚽️👀🤣

#4 in an occasional series entitled "I've parked like a twat, but don't give a shit" #badparking

Fuck me, he's good! #KANE

Get Curtis on... Oh wait!

Rashford 😱

Is this the same Declan Rice who is world class at free kicks and corners? #ENGCON

#3 in an occasional series entitled "I've parked like a twat but don't give a shit".

FFS these F1 commentators talk some shite! 🏎️ #F1

If the ref could just stay away from the ball, that would be great! ⚽👀👍 #ENGPAN

#2 in an occasional series entitled "I've parked like a twat but don't give a shit". #badparking

You notice that the criminal-in-charge who sues everyone for everything is drop dead quiet about this. Says a lot.

#1 in an occasional series entitled "I've parked like a twat and don't give a shit" #badparking

Have Barcelona realised that Gordon is not the quality player they thought they were getting? ⚽️👀😱

The next Labour leader must commit to reversing NHS privatisation. Share if you agree 💙

Gakkers cuts inside... and scores!!! Who'd have thought? ⚽⚽

🇮🇹 Giorgia Meloni 👍💪♥️

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Rashford ⚽️🥅

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Can't ITV afford a touch screen for Emma Hayes' analysis?

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Get Rashford on for Gordon!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Juuuuuuuuude! ⚽️🥅

Didn't realise that Gordon was still on the pitch! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 will concede a goal because they piss about at the back!

⚽ England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@elaineynwa.bsky.social Happy Birthday Elaine! Have a fantastic day. 👍🧡🥂🍾

Gakkers offside! Who'd have thought? 🤣

VVD ⚽🇳🇱

So Gakkers cuts back inside for the Netherlands as well? ⚽👀🇳🇱

Have ITV not got any better commentators than "Coisty"? 🤬😱⚽👀

FFS! Just turned the footy on and it's "Coisty"! ⚽😱🤫

Pity it's lashing down! Can't sit in the garden. 🌨️☔

Omar Artan. 🧡🙏

🐶♥️

Gordon to Barca? 😱⚽👀

Seems logical in these technological times for #LFC to have an AI manager! 😏🤔 #YNWA

In the last 10 days I've heard that three #LFC legends have cancer, two of my best mates have cancer and my dog has heart disease! 🤬 If anyone wants to kick me in the bollocks, feel free. 💔