As a very vivid dreamer, something that disturbs me much more than the bad/strange dreams that I often have is *when* those dreams resurface in my thoughts. Why now? Why this dream?

Happy Not Paying Tax Day to all my fellow Americans abroad who also don’t file.

Hate it when my period un-syncs with a friend’s. Like what’s going on between us, bestie? Why are our hormones not talking?

I want to get stoned and watch the iTunes music visualiser.

Would just like to add - the degradation of our utilities in the UK also make us feel less well off. South East Water didn’t provide running or safe water for over 2 wks in Dec & my monthly bill just went up £11/mo. It’s difficult to feel well off when even basic utilities feel like a scam.

stood in the wind all day at a local point-to-point race and I'm going to sleep like a toddler who went absolutely wild at a soft play tonight.

vibe cooked this yesterday and damn, this soup is BANGING. You absolutely do not need almost two litres of stock so trust your instincts, taste & every step and ENJOY. I'm having leftovers right now and they're great. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1026...

week 1 of having computer room* in my house: wow, fuck yes, this is great! I have taken up knitting! I am free! screens cannot control me! week 4 of having computer room: phone screen time is up 400% *my laptop died and I now have to go to the office to access my big screen like it's 1997

is it bad when your boiler makes the Inception noise?

I just read this out loud to my partner as a bit and I gotta say, it *did not* land

Just found a pic of myself from 2020 when I was so hot and so young and I’m so mad about it

Called my parents today while making lasagna and my mom asked what I was stirring and when I said a béchamel sauce, she claimed to have never heard of that before. These are people who can VOTE. Something to think about.

Very much me after watching last night for the first time. A real movie *movie*!

We have somehow lost one of our knives in our home.

Dozing in bed for a few hours after initial wake-up is one of life’s greatest joys and I truly believe that the world would be a better place if more of us could more regularly spend 9-10 hours in bed snoozing and dozing.

Reporting live from the Bluewater carpark where one dad just called his very young sons cunts as another family of four walked past merrily singing the ABCs. Something for everyone!

Beverage compatibility cannot be underestimated in a relationship as 90% of your waking hours together involve asking for a top-up of coffee, making each other a cuppa, and suggesting another glass of wine.

Did you know that if a man in a gilet calls you a bitch in the pub, you can say, “excuse me, but are you wearing a gilet?” with just the right amount of disdain and then they will get really apologetic and weird and maybe buy you a round of drinks? It’s true! It happened to me!

The year is 2026 and I have active subscriptions for toilet paper, toothpaste, and vitamins. This is the future I dreamt of as a child.

I’m charging my car before work and I parked very close to the charging port and, one might say, quite badly within the lines for this space and I just looked up and caught a man shaking his head at me.

Any UK tax professionals here? I need to know if I claim back a neck lift on my taxes if I start doing video content for work?

My laptop died 10 days ago and in the time since I’ve: - reorganised my office, so now I have to go to my computer room to do elder millennial computer things on my desktop - knit 1/3 of a jumper knit kit that I bought in 2018 - got 10+ hours of sleep 4 nights in a row

I hope I never know what Minecraft is.

One of my neighbours blows his nose with the exact same velocity - resulting in the exact same trumpeting noise - anywhere from 1 to 6 times a day and tho I hate hearing it, (why? why can I hear only this?) I’m so impressed with the consistency.

Got stuck driving behind my first tractor of spring. We’re so back, babyy!

Just did a little online window shopping for summer clothes and got that's-so-raven'd back to the Limited Too in MOA far more times that I'm comfortable with

Someone once called me a crank for saying this but I stand by it: skateboards are too loud.

Did you know that if you really like the cutlery at a restaurant you can usually track it down on a catering website and buy it? 100% recommend.

It’s actually so infuriating the way instagram ruined hashtags.

I think everyone should be granted one fully paid digital admin week a year, funded by the govt, where we get to really tackle cloud storage, electronic waste disposal, and personal archiving.

Went to a yarn festival this afternoon and bought a home-spun wool tunic made by an old woman with twinkly eyes for £50. I genuinely feel like I robbed her, it’s so beautiful and worth so much more in material, time and craftsmanship.

It really annoys me that British people call the ground the floor

I think we need to bring back the double kiss hello/goodbye in the UK. I feel like we’re all fumbling and a little awkward these days and need to get back to a quick and chic *kiss kiss*

I think it's cool that rugby players wear thigh handles.

Is it just me or have the M&S Shortbread biscuits that come in the blue sleeve and used to be 95p but are now £1.15 a packet (!!!) ever-so-slightly smaller than they used to be?

someone at work today was like "why don't you just ai it" about something that needed physical and structural integrity and, as someone who has never purposefully engaged ai, I suddenly realised, omg, people are BUILDING physical things with this bullshit and that is going to end very badly, I fear.

I’m glad to my WI is one taking a stand and leaving the federation to start a trans-inclusive independent group and I’m so proud of our president, Julia, for lending her voice to this piece.

Turns out being really mad (ICE, Epstein files, everything) and really inspired (Olympians) is great for my peloton output.

Milan, such a cool place

Is the Millbank Centre Pizza Express the most depressing restaurant in London?

Sending so much love and courage to all my Minnesotan friends and family striking, protesting, and showing up for their neighbours today. Stay warm, stay safe, fuck ICE. 🤍

I'm trying to keep up on all the MN (my home state!) news from abroad and my heart is absolutely in pieces. Thankfully, the Twin Cities are home to so many people who value action and truth and I'm so fucking proud of everyone that is showing up to keep their communities safe. L'Étoile du Nord!

Kinda wild that BB wasn’t on The Death List? deathlist.net

Have decided to carry this little ceramic whistle around with a pocket full of yellow and red squares of paper to referee all my family conversations while they visit this next week. This is a good bit and I don’t anticipate it exacerbating any heated conversations even a little bit.

Spell check can’t even figure out when I’m trying to spell diarrhoea but you want me to use ai for actual facts? lol no ❤️

Nobody at work wanted to listen to Sting's haunting Christmas album from 2009 today ☹️

How did I not know that a Moses Sumney EP came out last year??!? I'm sick of these music streaming platforms. Bring back Best Buy New Music Tuesdays!!

Morning 13 with no safe running water in Tunbridge Wells. David did the washing up for the first time since this debacle began & used SO MUCH WATER in the sink. He assured me it's all safe but I haven't seen that much water in one place in weeks & I'm not sure I believe that he boiled it first...

Morning 12 with no safe running water in Tunbridge Wells. People are starting to get their own water test results back and whisper the results in hushed tones. Idk what any of it means, really. I’m not meant to know or care this much about water.

Morning 11 with no safe running water in Tunbridge Wells came and went. It feels normal now to fill my kettle from a plastic 2litre bottle of water. Normal to have multiple bowls and pans of water on the countertops. Normal to have so much recycling. Sigh.