JessšŖ
@hotdoglover69.bsky.social
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she/they, 30, witch, spicy content creator, boy pussy connoisseur, reader of smut
My job is INSANE bc what do you mean one of my subs heard my music during stream and said āhey thatās my friends bandā and then TEXTED THE BASS PLAYER OF STATE CHAMPS and told him. Like what do you fucking MEANNN
about 4 hours ago
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And Glenn close as the woman who means well but does wrong
about 19 hours ago
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My anxiety tonight is wildin
1 day ago
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Brains are so funny bc I had an amazing night, made hella money, had a great bowl of rice, settled in with some rain sounds and my cat son and now my brain is telling me the house is going to burn down with me in it while Iām sleeping (:
3 days ago
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Just watched koty type āwhat PokĆ©mon would my wife be?ā Into google
12 days ago
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Sometimes I miss the bakery but then I make my weeks wage in 3 hours and I realize fuck that
13 days ago
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I have a twitch account under my corn name specifically because I missed goofing and gaffing online BUT I want to maintain brand visibility across platforms (and maybe funnel some people over idk) Itās just nice being back on the purple site sometimes š„ŗš
17 days ago
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Knowing I have to stream later and be a sex symbol with the worst cramps Iāve ever had in my life and bleeding profusely makes me want to rip a phone book in half
18 days ago
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Itās been a good couple years for monster fuckers when it comes to movies
21 days ago
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Me, whoās never seen a single episode of hazbin hotel: YOUāRE LIVING FOR THE RUSH, FOR THAT ROYAL FLUSH, BUT YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET. YOU PLAY YOUR FINAL ACE, FOR A PRETTY FACE, TASTES LIKE SCOTCH AND CIGARETTES
21 days ago
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If only 20 year old Jess knew Iād be 30 and rocking the same look
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21 days ago
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Iām hearing terms like āFrankenstein fallā, ānosferatu winterā, and āDracula winterā be thrown around and to me that just means dead eyes and a vampy lip which mean so much to me
21 days ago
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My best friends mom is just like mine was. Sheās still alive and my best friends torment is constant. My heart breaks for her the same way it broke for me. Hey google how do I support her while being retraumatized? Hey google how do I help her when I couldnāt help myself?
23 days ago
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āIāve loved the sick since I knew how to breatheā
23 days ago
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Sometimes I think about my life before adulthood and wonder how Iām still even here. Glad I am, but damn.
23 days ago
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I AM OBSCENE TO YOU, BUT TO MYSELF I SIMPLY AM!!!! YOU WILL NOT AWARD ME LOVE, SO I WILL INDULGE IN RAGE!!!! I CANNOT DIE, AND I CANNOT LIVE ALONE!!!!! Youāre not understanding. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HE JUST WANTED KINDNESS AND LOVE.
25 days ago
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Hi chat I just woke up and Iām thinking about when the creature in Frankenstein said āyou only listen when I hurt youā and koty and I had a telepathic bond and I felt my soul outside my body
25 days ago
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2 things I canāt stop saying as of late: 1. Fuck my chungus life 2. Iām half gay on my dads side
26 days ago
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Btw if anyone is wondering why Iām not jessmkell I got scared my paying customers would find my account and I just wanna talk about fuck shit and husband post š¤·āāļø
27 days ago
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In what chapter of Frankenstein does mrs. Shelley talk about the dick and cock? Asking for me
27 days ago
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Just sent a video of me doing things that are NOT in the bible to 10,000 people casually on a Thursday night. On purpose.
30 days ago
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Dreaming about⦠sleep token? Hm
about 1 month ago
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Koty just called me the ā50 year old autistic man that gets to drive the trainā in relation to my job being porn and me having horny bitch disease
about 1 month ago
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these allergies might be the worst ive ever experienced. nasal spray, reactin, and benadryl isnt helping at all š i havent been able to get ANY work done its so infuriating
about 1 month ago
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Acnh version 3.0 was not on my bingo sheet tbh but Iām so excited to fall back in love with the game again
about 1 month ago
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I wanna marry him again ššš
about 2 months ago
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Iāve been so deep in yet another sims hyperfixation that I simply canāt pull myself out of and itās actually crazy
about 2 months ago
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And to think it all started with a
@travismcelroy.bsky.social
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about 2 months ago
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absolutely loving that my heater in my living room doesnāt work
2 months ago
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the crazy thing is between working and getting married this week i actually simply could not care less if i fail every single course this semester and never go back to school. so actually no i will not be writing an essay on the echoes of historic technologies in modern devices thank you so much
2 months ago
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So I have to suffer because nobody taught a man what the difference is between a sugar snap pea and a green bean???
2 months ago
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writing my vows and thinking about how many men have probably got chatgpt to write their WEDDING VOWS for them and now im angry
2 months ago
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4 days 4 days 4 days!
2 months ago
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Cool cool cool cool (we get married on Wednesday. Outside)
2 months ago
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We get married in FIVE days
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2 months ago
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i heard the new sims expansion pack brough back imaginary friends. and to that i say you don't know evil til you look this fucking abominationin the eye
2 months ago
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WHAT?!?!? OUTTY BELLY BUTTON AND A VERY CLEAR B O N E R???
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2 months ago
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SORRY???
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2 months ago
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Koty just explained digimon as āPokĆ©mon with jortsā
2 months ago
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HAHAHAH kotys ex wife found out our wedding date and then went out and got married in vans and cargo shorts to be able to say she got married before us. truly fucking incredible.
2 months ago
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You expect me to write my vows about the person who ultimately saved my life and I love more than anything else on this planet IN MY LUTEAL PHASE?!?! I got about 2 sentences in, started sobbing uncontrollably, and ate a danish about it
2 months ago
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I made an amount of money in September that isnāt even a real concept, and i donāt even have anything to show for it because weddings are EXPENSIVE EVEN IF YOURE ELOPING! I canāt wait to get married and Iām so excited but damn let me save a little money ššš
2 months ago
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don't ever kill yourself, sometimes you get to write about your special interest for a term paper
3 months ago
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With all the things my mother did and DID NOT do while she was pregnant with me, I highly doubt it was the Tylenol that caused the autism⦠It was the autism that caused the autism babe
3 months ago
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Ronald McDonald clown version
3 months ago
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*notices bulge* owo whatās this?
3 months ago
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Me when my giant jumbo juice monster walks in the door
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3 months ago
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My big beefy boy husband is bringing his belly to me today and Iām gonna grab it and he canāt stop me AND NEITHER CAN ANY OF YOU
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3 months ago
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I love big boys with big bellies. If the belly button doesnāt stink a little bit I donāt want it š¤·āāļø
3 months ago
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i'm getting married in 5 weeks and i don't even have my fiance saved in my phone get on my level
3 months ago
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