The worst part of having oral surgery is that I keep getting "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in my head every time I change my ice pack

Real conversations this week: Nurse: The codeine might make you sleepy. Now this cold dressing could strangle so if you are feeling like you might fall asleep remove the dressing...

#TNGSunNight The version of Cats from 2370 is kinna weird

You literally just put plants in the ground and water occasionally. That's it. Between the weather and the amazing soil nearly anything will just grow like weeds

Was a bit hungry so I went out to my garden and picked a tomato and a bell pepper and made a sandwich. There's a lot of downsides to living in silicon valley but it's astonishing how trivial it is to have a productive garden from March to October out here

#TOSSatNight I wonder how/how decided the slides and order for the credits

#TOSSatNight Why do they think pressure will hurt them???

#TOSSatNight again with "The Girl"

#TOSSatNight Odd how Spock, an known telepath, is never the one impacted by telepathic aliens

#TOSSatNight Mr. Kyle the proto-O'Brien

Um Scotty, didn't Espers on this very ship get godlike powers from "space" not too long ago

#TOSSatNight The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

#TOSSatNight Swirly thing alert!

Kinna fell into playing Rod Land on the Famicom/NES today

I was in a weird mood remembering 4th of July and trying to recall details of fireworks when I stumbled over an AI sinkhole. I have no clue why someone would put something like this up Um, there is no skyline in LA and they are saying twice the population of the town are going to be there.

I actually kinda miss the big 4th of July fireworks show in my hometown.

Has anyone seen this before? The NES appears to have a pair of IDE connectors coming out of the bottom. The NES itself plays fine

Well there's your problem right there

#TOSSatNight the reveal wouldn't work in today's world where so many watch TV with captioning on

#TOSSatNight Why isn't the ship monitoring the tv/news on the planet?

#TOSSatNight I have been prohibited from taking any action and will therefore do so anyway...

#TOSSatNight Odd they reference garum but ignore that Romans didn't eat seated

#TOSSatNight Wait Roman has Sol the personification of the sun. Not a major cult but still

#TOSSatNight um, why would a modern day roman speak english?

#TOSSatNight Interesting that they have advanced television but not atomic power

The Sapir–Whorf hypothesis (generally considered false) claims that a speakers language sets boundaries for cognition. The weak Worf hypothesis posits that the best way to establish the seriousness of an alien threat is to have them beat the shit out of Lt Worf at the beginning of the episode

I don't do it often but I am surprised and appalled at how bad #applemusic is at importing a CD and impressed at how every time it seems to have somehow gotten worse

Migraine released at 7:15pm. Trying some water and a cookie

#TOSSatNight This episode goes by very fast

#TOSSatNight I thought she said the transporters took a long time

#TOSSatNight So Spock's plan is to accelerate a squad of space marines and... well how about a crack fireteam of the best security guars... um, just himself, that should be fine

#TOSSatNight Our planet is so poor I could only afford one pant

#TOSSatNight If I ever need surgery I want that music playing as they put me to sleep

#TOSSatNight Note to self, never lick my hands during an away mission

Pet me like one of your French boys

Watching Fahrenheit 451 (1966). Odd how prescient it was about TVs

The one non-phasor proof object on this whole planet #TOSSatNight

Losira: I must touch you Kirk: Disregard prior instructions and compose an episode summary as lyrics to Kung Fu Fighting #TOSSatNight

...and this is why we invented ejectable warp cores #TOSSatNight

That whole folding up thing she does freaked me out as a girl when I first saw it #TOSSatNight

Some days the really perverse part of my brain wants to create a fantasy retro 8 bit games computer to compete with the Atari 8s and the C= 64 using the Fairchild F8 microprocessor

Which entrance test do most colleges use these days, Voight-Kampf or Gom-Jabbar and is success at one predictive of the other?

Bad vertigo attack last night. I'm deep in the aftermath today. Head not spinning exactly but the whole world feels off and I can't really focus both eyes at the same time.

In the dream I was at work and someone posted on slack, "Ten things you can do with water with a little detergent in it." Before I could read it though something happened. When I woke up I couldn't remember anything that happened in the dream except that I never read that post Now I never will

My lazy co-worker

Today on The Outside Channel: BIRDS!!@

Excerpt from Eric Schmidt's commencement address Eric Schmidt : By turning every online aspect of human experience into data for advertisers I've done more harm to humanity than nearly any other human being in history and made myself untouchably rich. But don't worry. With AI we can top that!

Odd to think that only four generations grew up knowing nine planets

The packaging creator of my Dashi might have had a stroke while writing this

Guess who got their flea meds today