I'm at that age when you start wondering what sort of world will we be leaving to Willie Nelson and Keith Richards?

and so we have another war. I feel like I haven't even caught up from his last one

When an average person says they support, "capitalism", they mean they support democracy, free markets, and human rights. When a billionaire says they support capitalism they mean the oligarchical control of government for the benefit of the rich

There's no way to ever get your mouth to feel as clean as after you floss in a dream

Is it wrong that I would rather vote for an AI than any of the perspective presidential candidates?

That can't be right. My home town only had 10k people in it. I can't believe Twin Peaks was supposed to be five times as big. That's around the size of Santa Fe

If you had told me 20 years ago that I'd live in a world where America went fascist, Marijuana is legal, and yet daylight savings time still exists I would have said your crazy

The feeling when you realize you've been using your laptop stand upside down

The best thing about Google combining Android and Chrome OS into a single OS called "Aluminium" will be the years of pronunciation wars it will spark

The Trump administration has done a lot for infectious diseases: reducing vaccination efforts, binging back measles, raising healthcare costs... But when are they going to do something for cancer? The tobacco industry really want's to know

Peanut passed peacefully in my arms this morning

How have I never noticed before that Peanut was born the day before my dad died?

Blessed are the time travelers for they will have been saved

what have I ever done in my life to make youTube think I should get into z-gauge model trains. Every third video it is spamming at me is about them. Some odd artifact of my ad blocking?

Trump thought Hitler was the good guy in Jojo Rabbit

Some things are just delightful www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwXC...

So if Trump were to decide that Iceland was critical for US security it'd be OK for him to just take it or say Cuba or Tasmania or Taiwan

I hate when a UI lies to me.

at least we have that to look forward to this year

Principles only matter when they're hard to keep.

Which becomes the 51st state, Cuba, Venezuela, or Greenland

Did Trump actually seize a Russian flagged oil tanker even after Putin rang him up and said not to?

If I was a quadruped looking at a human I'd never guess that the lower back was a major pain point

Despite it being the second quarter of the 21st century we should all remember that mashed potatoes can be your friends

Anyone else starting to wonder if rich totalitarian pedophiles really have our best interests at heart?

Many people seem to be missing that most of the tasks done by junior software engineers have never really needed to be done. They serve to acculturate them into the processes and methods of engineering and teach them how to grow their craft to become productive engineers

I have a strange craving for grape soda

From Amazon's union busting to Trump's immigration brutality runs the common thread of a desire for exploitation without representation

I've switched to concentrated water. I take a gallon of water and boil it down to fit in a 16 ounce bottle. That way I can get all the benefits of hydration without having to drink so much

The best thing about Fortran was the theme song... na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... FORTRAN

Today's sonic shower thought. Only four living people have walked on the moon. All of them are in their 90s

All better

*sigh* MacOS just scrambled my MiSTer's SD card :(. I have backups and can build another one but I'm so tired of Apple's "surprise and disappoint" attitude towards software quality

Shower thoughts: Atari wanted to use expansion slots like the Apple 2 but FCC regs prevented it so they developed the SIO bus which eventually evolved into USB. Apple wanted to be simpler and eliminate slots so would eventually move to USB for everything and no slots

Sunny days...

Hermione and I playing Pong on Xbox

I broke up with the 80 column god in the 90s. I can't seem to let go of the 2 spaces after a period though

The Democratic party would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that their goal is to replace the Republican party as the party of wealth and privilege not to create a better more just world.

Oh god, my brain just woke up. Suddenly I'm a living conscious individual aware of the world and my place in it. Damn you coffee!

Just a reminder #atlassian your products are bad and your product manager's should feel bad

*sigh* the infection that keeps on giving has escaped containment and taken up residence in my right eye. I am so bad at bacteria :(

The videogame, "Pac-Man", taps into humanities eternal struggle between our desire to eat pellets and vengeful ghosts

If you are offline and reading this congratulations on being chosen for Amazon's new invasive psychic tech beta!

Every time I watch an episode of Space 1999 I'm stunned how primitive all the technology looks. Then I realize it's set 26 years ago and it all kinna makes sense

Not sure if should feel old or seen... Though I guess it's kinna cool that Apple is targeting post menopausal women with a feature to let you celebrate on the days you'd be ovulating retrospectively...