FIFA has officially issued President Trump a yellow card. If he assassinates another world leader, it’ll become an automatic red card and he won’t be eligible for another FIFA Peace Prize for 4 years.

Here’s a link to the @thomasmayo.bsky.social piece, and a cartoon I drew at the time of the attack but which I didn’t end up filing.

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

I reckon I’m gunna get some interesting emails tomorrow when this goes live on YouTube iview.abc.net.au/show/if-you-...

I can't tell you how stupidly thrilled I was walk into the public bathroom at court and see this. Especially as the court is in a very poor area. When I was young and very poor this would have made an immense difference in my life. More of this everywhere I say

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old. “8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

If the cap fits. My @smh @theage cartoon.

Coalition to face messy by-election in Farrer with Sussan Ley retiring. Certain to be Liberal and National candidates, One Nation in the field with the liklehood of local Independents as well. antonygreen.com.au/will-the-coa...

Happy #LibSpill Day for those who celebrate.

The smoke from the Clarkefield fire was not good. Thank heaven for the rain.

Watching 7.30. Let's cross to an interview with Tim Wilson. Nope. No way mate

Aaaand It's on! #AusPol

Australia Day is such bullshit. NSW proclamation day at best. At worst a celebration of the crimes of colonisation. If you have to acknowledge that the day is a source of pain for many, that’s a damn good sign it’s a shit day to have as your national day.

This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount

#invasionday #survivalday #jan26

That feeling when you jump in the car to go to the shops and everything fails

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Taking advantage of the cool weather. Made Bialys. Traditional onion filled and some with ham and cheese. Really good

The sky is awful and when I opened the back door I could smell the smoke

Not too hot to demand dinner apparently

Why is the ABC making its reporters report outside in these conditions?! Heavens' sake inhuman conditions

Bag packed and ready to go. Hubs left for work with his own bag. A day of watching ABC24, constantly checking the Vic Emergency app and constant tension. There are 2 bushfires to the north of us. Anxiety levels are high

Gave my nephews their jerseys for Christmas. They absolutely loved the. That they were jerseys for the Iceland national Cricket team was the icing on the delightful cake

The 3rd Tate brother

People will say Greenland and Venezuela isn't the same, but it really is. The USA has no claim to either. Neither have committed any crime against the USA. They both have Oil/Minerals the US wants. They are both illegally threatened with invasion or have been. It is the same.

Grass roots. My @smh cartoon.

About to leave court and walk back to my car. Absolutely dreading this

Watching the news, there just aren't enough swear words to satisfy my need to express my feelings about what is currently happening in Venezuela and the US government

Episode six will be out tomorrow, after which there's a two-week break (25 eps in total). It has been lovely how people have responded to this. You might like it: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

2/ ~old jk is best jk~

Belated Cmas lunch with the inlaws today. The political discussion was running hot. I came very close to losing it at my mil who when speaking in favour of the Royal Commission posited that Albanese must afraid of something coming out as why he wasn't calling one.

The Dogs of 2025 youtu.be/K_1tNbud-8g?...

Happy New Year all. Deep breath and here we go all

Took advantage of the cooler weather to bake. At hubby's request Bagels. And for me a couple of large cinnamon scrolls. 1 with sultanas, dried blueberries and slivered almonds. So yum!

INXSessive heat 🎵I need you tonight 'Cause I'm not sleeping There's something about you, fan That makes me sweat less So how do you feel? I'm fuckin hot What do you think? Can't think at all Whatcha gonna do? Gonna lie here all night How do you feel? I'm fuckin hot!! 🎵

Too hot to cook. Made rice paper rolls

Got a message from Aus Post saying my package was available for collection from the LPO. In Millthorpe. Which I have discovered is in NSW. Some 7 1/2 hours away from me in Vic. Checked the original order. My Address is correctly noted. I think someone at Aus Post has crashed after the holiday season

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Merry Christmas all hoping you have a lovely day

On court duty today for Family Violence. Christmas Eve. The shortest straw of all. About to have my first conversation advising that they are not going to be home for Christmas

Just eyerolling so hard I could injure myself at the idea that America is "unique among nations" in having immigration.

The flaw in Australia’s gun laws exposed by the Bondi attack | If You’re Listening youtu.be/-WSf_vAL2WE?...

Opening the pics my reaction was less home than Find the Hidden Objects quiz

From Everything Bagel Bagels last weekend to blueberry bagels this weekend. Thank goodness for the cool change. That purple is so sexy

Have a quiet think. Let it be a guiding lesson for you Whatever regretful comments you may have made in your life, whatever actions you wish you could take back, let your benchmark for the lowest of the low be using the deaths of 15 people for the relaunch of your political career

"Think not of the books you've bought as a "to be read" pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood." - Luc van Donkersgoed

Two men. My @smh cartoon.

The Room Next Door - Donald Trump McDonald's Special. Only on YouTube. youtu.be/zdUaw4QMTWg