Next competitors who come on and are asked what score do you think you'll get say geeze I would be thrilled with a pass #mkr

Yeah it's a great start but you know it's downhill from here #mkr

Are Schweppes rethinking their sponsorship of this meal? They're all over the table #mkr

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The meal was as confused as the way they've approached the entire competition and how they wanted to present themselves #mkr

I'm not sure I agree they cracked under pressure. They didn't seem to think at all about how they were going to cook the dinner #mkr

Why would you serve a cheesecake upside down? Why??? Have they tasted it all together? Ot at all? #mkr

Yeah we've watched you working on the fly. I'd rather not watch that again #mkr

Oh ouch that was painful feedback. They both fucked up #mkr

If Colin was horrified by what he saw before send him into the kitchen now. Send in Manu. Weep over the waste of those expensive ingredients #mkr

They apparently thought they could coast through this main. They've clearly thought nothing through. How do you not think ahead of time how you're going to cook all those steaks with the lobster and the vegies and sauce all the the same time? I thought she was a professional #mkr

Oh Michael you should have no idea how many ways things could go wrong with the main #mkr

Holy cow what a disaster zone #mkr

Sorry what? They haven't decided how they're cooking the lobster tails? I thought it was just how they were serving it #mkr

You'd have thought they'd have practised the dish and would know how you were serving your dish #mkr

Anyone seen betel leavss at their local Woollies? #mkr

Don't be ridiculous Maria and Bailey aren't giving a 10. Thanks for sharing your game plan. I know when to use the mute button #mkr

I see the judges dressed for the decor #mkr

If you score a team 4 you can't really have a go at other teams' scoring #mkr

Wild and crazy? Oh dear #mkr

Alrighty the time of waiting is almost over the divorcees are on at last #mkr

Surely it's now on ⏰️ #Hastie #LibSpill

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One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

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Promising fun things from the divorcees next week. They'd better deliver on the disaster and some humble pie #mkr

Why should the other teams feel threatened and worried? They've gone out of their way to downplay their skills everyone should surely be absolutely chill. They really need to make up their minds as to how they want to come across #mkr

The only feedback from teams I'm prepare to believe is from the WA couple and the Qld girls #mkr

A lot of score settling happening tonight. With the scoring #mkr

A 4???? Apparently they ate a different meal to everyone else #mkr

Give me strength. Totally ingenuous #mkr

That's a good looking Paris Brest #mkr

Oh man here we go a reverse Michael #mkr

Ugh however chewy it is eat with your mouth closed #mkr

I'm glad I didn't do a drinking game for reference to "meat master" tonight. I'd need to be hospitalised #mkr

A puree is not the same as a sauce guys #mkr

Is it just me or does the fat on that lamb not look rendered? #mkr

The vol au vants I had growing up were always full of a sauce of some kind #mkr

You'd wonder why if you can't handle negative criticism what are you doing entering a competition where your efforts are critiqued. I think he's just so full of his own brilliance that Michael cannot see how anyone ekse could think differently of him #mkr

Denying Manu his sauce is a cardinal sin #mkr

Whatever Michael might think the puff pastry is king there #mkr

And that lazy measuring of the ingredients for the dessert came back to bite them last night #mkr

Well now that looks really impressive #mkr

Why clap the judges in? #mkr

I am prepared to be converted to wallpaper for this

A night without Michael at the dining table shit stirring. Hallelluah #mkr

I do like Lol and Lil. They're nice #mkr