Two men. My @smh cartoon.

The Room Next Door - Donald Trump McDonald's Special. Only on YouTube. youtu.be/zdUaw4QMTWg

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

"They've made the school nativity play WOKE 😡😡" Colin from Portsmouth.

At this time, I think this contemplative koala seems apt. You've seen this photo before but you probably need this little guy now. Sleaford Bay, Eyre Peninsula.

▫️ Your regular reminder that Sussan Ley is an empty-headed baying gorgon and an inflammatory idiot with the morals and political acumen of groin fungus. ▫️

Another gun buyback. That’s what I want my tax dollars spent on: get those awful death devices out of my country.

Felt a shower of something fall all over me when hubs got back into bed. Pillow explosion. Going to be finding this stuff in my hair for months, I know it

So the Coalition is having quite the day. And it's not even 10am!

Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.

Spending my night fangirling

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Moderate Liberals breeding program. The Age

Well this is really good news.

Imagine not being able to just log onto MyGov, hit the link through to the ATO and then just do your own tax return. How is this a thing in 2025? 🤷‍♀️

Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.

Tk you @theshovel.bsky.social for saying it out loud! #auspol

This should be the biggest news story in the world right now

Au contraire - as a wing of the Liberal Party after the election of John Howard thought: You can lead the National Party to water, but you can only drown them once. Don't miss.

Along with Alison's always excellent advice, I found this to be a really perceptive response to the letter

No hurry. My @smh @theage cartoon.

GOOD NEWS COMETH! “Whoops and hollers broke out, Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander flags were unfurled and the Labor, Greens and crossbench MPs who voted for #treaty turned to applaud those who had dreamt of it for decades.” #VicPol #SpringSt #AusPol (LNP promise to undo it.)

Joyless. My @smh @theage cartoon.

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I'm out the other side of an insane week with 2 trials and 2 other court hearings. Spent the past 3 weeks generally not in bed before midnight. My cherry on the top was filing court docs at 3am. Hubs commented I was just working and sleeping.

Next competitors who come on and are asked what score do you think you'll get say geeze I would be thrilled with a pass #mkr

Yeah it's a great start but you know it's downhill from here #mkr

Are Schweppes rethinking their sponsorship of this meal? They're all over the table #mkr

Australian bird of the year 2025: vote for your favourite #birdoftheyear in the Guardian / BirdLife Australia poll

The meal was as confused as the way they've approached the entire competition and how they wanted to present themselves #mkr

I'm not sure I agree they cracked under pressure. They didn't seem to think at all about how they were going to cook the dinner #mkr

Why would you serve a cheesecake upside down? Why??? Have they tasted it all together? Ot at all? #mkr

Yeah we've watched you working on the fly. I'd rather not watch that again #mkr

Oh ouch that was painful feedback. They both fucked up #mkr

If Colin was horrified by what he saw before send him into the kitchen now. Send in Manu. Weep over the waste of those expensive ingredients #mkr

They apparently thought they could coast through this main. They've clearly thought nothing through. How do you not think ahead of time how you're going to cook all those steaks with the lobster and the vegies and sauce all the the same time? I thought she was a professional #mkr

Oh Michael you should have no idea how many ways things could go wrong with the main #mkr

Holy cow what a disaster zone #mkr

Sorry what? They haven't decided how they're cooking the lobster tails? I thought it was just how they were serving it #mkr

You'd have thought they'd have practised the dish and would know how you were serving your dish #mkr

Anyone seen betel leavss at their local Woollies? #mkr

Don't be ridiculous Maria and Bailey aren't giving a 10. Thanks for sharing your game plan. I know when to use the mute button #mkr

I see the judges dressed for the decor #mkr

If you score a team 4 you can't really have a go at other teams' scoring #mkr

Wild and crazy? Oh dear #mkr

Alrighty the time of waiting is almost over the divorcees are on at last #mkr

Surely it's now on ⏰️ #Hastie #LibSpill

Trump and Hegseth address military leaders

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."