Matta Napkin
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Home of the STOP F*CKING LYING pins.
https://mattanapkin.com/product/stop-fcking-lying-pins/
People shouldn't care to hear my opinion about soup. I'm just a dumb-dumb-dummy... I didn't know soup was something real until I was in my mid-50s. I'll have an opinion about soup later and I look forward to sharing it with everyone at the Campbell's Chunky Soup Performance & Urgent Care Center.
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Call your Reps! 212-224-3121
7 days ago
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It's easy. Leave a message and be very clear where you stand.
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A new week is coming. If you don’t feel sad, angry, or hopeless, you’re not human. Show up. Check in with each other. And call your reps: 212-224-3121. Do what you can today. *Here’s some napkin-ness.
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10 days ago
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Here's a "movie version" of the last one!
#telemarketing
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11 days ago
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Be safe. Here's something silly.
11 days ago
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This is Matta Napkin #1646
12 days ago
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I am a font of knowledge.
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14 days ago
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Here's your Monday Napkin on Tuesday.
15 days ago
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Enough is Enough
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19 days ago
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Wednesday Wisdom
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With everything feeling so difficult, it feels silly to be drawing on napkins. I do it because it’s fun, and sometimes it makes Rose laugh. Take a little bit of your day to do something nice or ridiculous… for the people you love. Don’t give in to hopelessness. It’s nice having you all around.
26 days ago
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Keeping it blue.
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reposted by
Matta Napkin
Karen Ames
30 days ago
Release the TrumpStein Files unredacted as required by law!
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This is really turning into a bullshit year.
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xo
about 1 month ago
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I've never been more relaxed.
about 1 month ago
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Be careful out there Michigan!
#bombcyclone
about 1 month ago
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NOTHING COMES DOWN UNTIL THE 1st!
about 1 month ago
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May all your wishes semi-come true! đź’ť
about 1 month ago
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Trying to watch what I eat over the holidays. xo
about 1 month ago
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My annual posting of 7-year-old John Matta’s night-before-Christmas letter to Santa. I remember being the last one upstairs that night, loudly sliding it under his plate of cookies. Penmanship-wise, very little has changed.
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If you get a chance, post a picture of your favorite ornament!
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about 1 month ago
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This has been one hell of a hecking year. Celebrate whenever and however you can!
#festivus
about 1 month ago
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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE HOLIDAY LIGHTS OF GLENDALE!
#onlyinglendale
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about 1 month ago
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I think this is my all-time favorite Holiday Matta Napkin. On my thankful list: my sweet Rose Abdoo. Every line and scribble gets sooooo much better thanks to her smart/pretty eyes and brain. I'm a very lucky mid-to-older-young man. xo
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM MATTA NAPKIN!
#menorah
#genesimmons
#christmas
#hanukkah
#kiss
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about 2 months ago
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#Christmas
Countdown: 5 v2 *I added a little production to this one!
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about 2 months ago
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#christmas
countdown: 5
about 2 months ago
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Wow… even this?
#EpsteinFiles
about 2 months ago
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www.youtube.com/shorts/4hBuQ...
Here’s a holiday treat from my pals Ken, Jeff, & Brian. It’s called The Other Kids… where we animate interviews with actual kids. I’m really proud of what we pulled off and excited to do more. If you like it, tell everyone. If you don’t… still tell everyone! xo
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what do you want Don Charleson to bring YOU???
YouTube video by Animation Bakery
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4hBuQnbKvOk
about 2 months ago
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#Christmas
Countdown: 8
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When life finally quiets down tonight, treat yourself to a truly cool and special short film called "The Cockroach" by the very talented writer/director Mary Pat Bental. P.S. Don’t skip the credits... EVERYONE involved hit it out of the park!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvC4...
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THE COCKROACH | Omeleto
YouTube video by Omeleto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvC4wRmN5OY&list=PLwDe6hrCodhmlKn02yLSaZ4CNH_aRKxx4&index=9
about 2 months ago
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While I know his name isn’t “The Frankenstein”… I stand by this Pre-Christmas Napkin! I also like to call all vampires, “Draculas.”
about 2 months ago
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WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 I was told to visualize my weight loss. So… I went with a little guy who REALLY likes Christmas. I look forward to never seeing him again.
about 2 months ago
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FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V6 "Santazilla"
2 months ago
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I'm "holidaying-up" some of my napkin silliness.
2 months ago
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FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V3 "Elf on a Stair"
#chicktracts
2 months ago
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FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V2 "Quiet Piggy."
2 months ago
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FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts
#chicktracts
2 months ago
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WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 I celebrate my belly vengeance with needlepoint.
2 months ago
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Final one.
2 months ago
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We really did it up.
#tedtalk
2 months ago
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From all of us!
#thanksgiving
2 months ago
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My fifth favorite
#Thanksgiving
napkin.
2 months ago
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My second favorite
#thanksgiving
napkin.
2 months ago
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From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving!
#thanksgiving
#turkey
#family
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what food are you bringing to Monster Thanksgiving?
YouTube video by Animation Bakery
https://youtube.com/shorts/DxXm6u-ypsY?si=_knz9HbKA2rSHylA
2 months ago
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This remains one of my favorite napkins.
#Thanksgiving
#snoopy
#turkey
#peanuts
2 months ago
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WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.
2 months ago
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