Final one.

We really did it up. #tedtalk

From all of us! #thanksgiving

My fifth favorite #Thanksgiving napkin.

My second favorite #thanksgiving napkin.

youtube.com/shorts/DxXm6... From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving! #thanksgiving #turkey #family

This remains one of my favorite napkins. #Thanksgiving #snoopy #turkey #peanuts

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 Hard to tell how I’m doing, but at least the strength training is helping me dominate my Underground Sumo Wrestling Club in Gardena.

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 It's going slow. Hoping the temp tattoo and haircut are going to help.

Trying to figure out my "cheat meal."

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 I really need a belt... as I harvest my way to good-ish health.

Can't share what you don't have

The day after...

Happy Saint Halloweens!

Be careful out there tomorrow!

From the Matta Napkin Vault

I love a homemade costume.

Mmmm... plus it's only 100 calories!

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 Nothing with fabric feels comfortable. Otherwise, I’m absolutely thriving.

Starting to think Merrick Garland’s “measured approach” was just him making sure Trump wouldn’t fuck with him. He knew what was coming.

Stable Genius

Clinton? Okay... release the tapes/evidence and ARREST EVERYONE by noon.

Here’s a Halloween sneak peek at our newest project! We set out to recapture the magic of real kids just being themselves and pairing it with truly magnificent animation. PLEASE SHARE!!!!! We'd love to make more!

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 *So far, it's going well-ish. I've yet to hurt myself, and I feel 37% better!

Occasionally you need to be reminded you're not alone and you're not wrong about this administration. #NoKings

I might be wrong about the timing of the commuted Santos sentence, but the message is pretty clear to me. "If you see something you don’t like at the UnAmerican Demonstration tomorrow… take care of it. I got you." BE LOUD AND SAFE!

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2

Get some fun this weekend.

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 Got my physical… it went mostly well. Apparently, I need to lose about the same amount as a one-cubic-foot bag of wood mulch with a rip on the side. He didn’t say that out loud, but I could tell he was thinking it. It begins today.

MONDAY! They're always watching.

Sunday Napkin-ness

My last button in the "Please Stop Series."

Supposedly, this is happening tomorrow. I hope not.

Choose the caption: 1. Is the Tylenol AK-47 safe for kids? 2. Dear Dr. Oz… is the Extra Strength AK-47™ safe? 3. They really should rethink those acetaminophen bullets.

Haven't been posting... I'll get it together soon-ish.

SATURDAY! www.destinationstarshollow.com

I'm old... but it doesn't make it any less true.

This incredible event transforms the entire town of Brighton, MI into the beloved world of Stars Hollow. Last year it drew over 40,000 fans from around the world, and this year promises to be even more magically magnificent! Details about Rose's "Meet and Greet" are below.

#LemonMeringuePieDay

Drew a zombie dog today. No reason other than it was fun. And yeah… everything’s kind of a lot right now. Do something fun.

Rachel @maddow.msnbc.com last night: "We do now live in a country that has an authoritarian leader in charge. We have a consolidating dictatorship in our country."

Brand new week.

Saw FF yesterday. I really enjoyed Galactus and the proper Kirby-style design of Ben Grimm.

Politically, I always leaned more toward Randy… mostly because of his tireless campaigning for Mike Dukakis. Anyway, good luck wherever they send you, Hulkster.

Merrick Garland. He probably sleeps like a useless baby.