People shouldn't care to hear my opinion about soup. I'm just a dumb-dumb-dummy... I didn't know soup was something real until I was in my mid-50s. I'll have an opinion about soup later and I look forward to sharing it with everyone at the Campbell's Chunky Soup Performance & Urgent Care Center.

Call your Reps! 212-224-3121

It's easy. Leave a message and be very clear where you stand.

A new week is coming. If you don’t feel sad, angry, or hopeless, you’re not human. Show up. Check in with each other. And call your reps: 212-224-3121. Do what you can today. *Here’s some napkin-ness.

Here's a "movie version" of the last one! #telemarketing

Be safe. Here's something silly.

This is Matta Napkin #1646

I am a font of knowledge.

Here's your Monday Napkin on Tuesday.

Enough is Enough

Wednesday Wisdom

With everything feeling so difficult, it feels silly to be drawing on napkins. I do it because it’s fun, and sometimes it makes Rose laugh. Take a little bit of your day to do something nice or ridiculous… for the people you love. Don’t give in to hopelessness. It’s nice having you all around.

Keeping it blue.

Release the TrumpStein Files unredacted as required by law!

This is really turning into a bullshit year.

xo

I've never been more relaxed.

Be careful out there Michigan! #bombcyclone

NOTHING COMES DOWN UNTIL THE 1st!

May all your wishes semi-come true! 💝

Trying to watch what I eat over the holidays. xo

My annual posting of 7-year-old John Matta’s night-before-Christmas letter to Santa. I remember being the last one upstairs that night, loudly sliding it under his plate of cookies. Penmanship-wise, very little has changed.

If you get a chance, post a picture of your favorite ornament!

This has been one hell of a hecking year. Celebrate whenever and however you can! #festivus

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE HOLIDAY LIGHTS OF GLENDALE! #onlyinglendale

I think this is my all-time favorite Holiday Matta Napkin. On my thankful list: my sweet Rose Abdoo. Every line and scribble gets sooooo much better thanks to her smart/pretty eyes and brain. I'm a very lucky mid-to-older-young man. xo

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM MATTA NAPKIN! #menorah #genesimmons #christmas #hanukkah #kiss

#Christmas Countdown: 5 v2 *I added a little production to this one!

#christmas countdown: 5

Wow… even this? #EpsteinFiles

www.youtube.com/shorts/4hBuQ... Here’s a holiday treat from my pals Ken, Jeff, & Brian. It’s called The Other Kids… where we animate interviews with actual kids. I’m really proud of what we pulled off and excited to do more. If you like it, tell everyone. If you don’t… still tell everyone! xo

#Christmas Countdown: 8

When life finally quiets down tonight, treat yourself to a truly cool and special short film called "The Cockroach" by the very talented writer/director Mary Pat Bental. P.S. Don’t skip the credits... EVERYONE involved hit it out of the park! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvC4...

While I know his name isn’t “The Frankenstein”… I stand by this Pre-Christmas Napkin! I also like to call all vampires, “Draculas.”

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 I was told to visualize my weight loss. So… I went with a little guy who REALLY likes Christmas. I look forward to never seeing him again.

FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V6 "Santazilla"

I'm "holidaying-up" some of my napkin silliness.

FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V3 "Elf on a Stair" #chicktracts

FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts V2 "Quiet Piggy."

FROM THE VAULTS: Matta Napkin Tracts #chicktracts

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 I celebrate my belly vengeance with needlepoint.

Final one.

We really did it up. #tedtalk

From all of us! #thanksgiving

My fifth favorite #Thanksgiving napkin.

My second favorite #thanksgiving napkin.

youtube.com/shorts/DxXm6... From our family to yours! Happy Pre-Thanksgiving! #thanksgiving #turkey #family

This remains one of my favorite napkins. #Thanksgiving #snoopy #turkey #peanuts

WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY: VOLUME 2 Almost at my first goal. It’s been sloooooooooow. I thought cutting down on “peephole sandwiches” would be the answer.