I’ll try to make this as dull as I can. Use words of one part. Flat, all the same note or tone, but then I have to squeeze in the prompt word and it all goes wrong. It’s the same thing, day in day out, makes me want to give up. You do your best and what do you get? Nowt. #Monotonous. #vss365

We’ve mostly no idea, whether we’re closer to our nadir or muddling hencewith towards our humble zenith. Meanwhile, some we cannot see, live their lives in #apogee, well out of our orbit. We’re extras, playing parts in someone’s story arc and not even recognised nor rewarded for it. #vss365

Brilliant "new kid in town" becomes barely tolerated incumbent, the search for a #successor begins. This game is all well and good until there's no longer a seat for you when the music stops. Then you realise that it's no longer a cycle, you are out of the game and the consequences are real. #vss365

That morning, in the library, Eugene was almost overcome with his #illicit desire for Miss Cassidy. She acted as if she had no idea that he, like most of the older boys of Corwich Junior High, was struggling to hide his “affection” for her. Ever the professional, she maintained a stern face. #vss365

There’s a hitch. There seems to be a glitch with the attraction switch. I’m not sure which way is witch. I’m sure this one’s a bit chippy and I really should ditch but I find my self #bewitched, see. Thought I knew what I was doing but now I’m not so sure. Makes you wonder who’s in control? #vss365

His face told her that, right then, he was beyond #consolation. That stage in the process was still some way off. Maybe in a few days she'd get a reasonable response to requests such as "would you like another cuppa?" Best to leave him to his grieving. It was the same every time United lost. #vss365

As buildings collapse and fires break out, people run screaming in every direction, that one old man, known for continuously muttering an unintelligible narrative, becomes erudite, the meaning of the words of his #soliloquy clear for any that would listen. He told how we had caused all this. #vss365

#Magenta’s hips gyrated to a tune only she could hear. It felt intrusive to be there, to witness what I was. This was her process, getting herself in the mood. I was already way ahead of her, I’m afraid. Should I make a move or just enjoy the show? #vss365

Your #augury is not for me. I don't desire it, don't want to see my future and all that's in it, the clock ticking over into my final minute. I'll bury my head in the sands of time, live in the moment & savour. You may envisage my eventual demise, but keep it to yourself, do me that favour. #vss365

Tell me you’re #chic, I have no opinion. Fashion’s a taskmaster and I’m not its minion. Please don’t tell me who you are wearing, it covers your modesty, beyond that I’m past caring. Vapid, vacuous, vain, victim. Influence off. I’m fine, thanks. #vss365

Italian suits bought on the never-never, we'd scrape our pennies together to buy a cup of the undrinkable mud that this establishment called "Espresso". Christ only knows how we afforded to put fuel in these scooters, but we did. That was life in the Burslem Chapter of the #Vespertine Gang. #vss365

Following the fierce altercation, Steven comforted Susan. "I felt I was in the right and I tried to make my point as best I could but the narcissistic knucklehead just wasn't getting it. Why are some men like that? Thank you for not being." "I was just being #chivalrous, you daft cow!" #vss365

As I look into her eyes, I, like most others am captivated. A pair of twinkling sapphire irises protruding from lily-white scleras. The pupils though are #aphotic and, unlike most people's, never shrinking, giving a strong impression that there really is nothing going on behind them. #vss365

Outwardly, #suave. Apparently a sophisticated, highly-evolved human being. Within, he’s an animal, a ruthless capitalist who believes all public expenditure is waste, unless it benefits him or his cronies. A user, a taker, an exploiter, rarely giving in return. Pity the women suffering him. #vss365

Even if you've seen this scene before, I bet you're gonna scream when he opens that door and stands before yer, all chopped and gory, his head wedged by his elbow and he's about to take a big throw-in. He commits like no other this time of year, it's as if #Halloween was all his idea. #vss365

At dawn, a #ray, a shaft, a beam cutting through dark cloud. Then another, piercing through, soon became an array. They lit my way, I walked all day, around half way, they fell behind me. At dusk cloudfree, I turned to see orange ball consumed by sea. I knew, at least, I’d been walking east. #vss365

The dimly lit walls of the dingy room were aglow with an #argent sheen. It was pensioners’ night at the Batcave, Wakefield’s no. 1 retro 80’s goth club. Sheila put her spectacles on to see who the stranger was offering her a drink. “Oh, Steve, it’s you. Yes, pint of Red Witch, please.” #vss365

Me and the missus messed up. We never meant to #experiment. Now the bedsheets are in the oven and the dogs are in the tumble dryer. She’s gone arse over elbow and my nuts are roasting on an open fire. If we make it till Xmas things will be interesting. I’d hate to see the pigs in blankets. #vss365

#Creep resistance is the extent to which a standard test specimen can maintain dimensional stability under a sustained load. Or, the phenomenon observed in town centres on any weekend night whereby an obvious wrongun is repeatedly swerved by the local women. #vss365

Earthly desires starting small fires beneath the behinds of folk with small minds. Basking in the #heliacal rays, finding new ways to fill our days. What if we never came home from this holiday? If this hedonistic state was the norm going forward? Could we, would we be permanent vacationers? #vss365

Trevor never gave one fuck. Not before the #Terror. That phased him, changed him, crazed hm forever. Those that schemed it were clever. He thought he was paranoid, that was what they wanted him to believe. They’re coming to take him away, today. Ha-haaa! #vss365

We look back with nostalgia to the times when we as a race had only the #Martians to deal with. The advances in intergalactic travel have been such that Earth is now a popular holiday destination for inhabitants of planets we’d never even heard of before. And, jeez, those guys can drink! #vss365

We’re being observed by an #unseen eye, they used to call it “God” and we’d fear it. Then under a different guise its advertised presence was a warning that we must comply. Now, only those with something to hide attempt to avoid it, most of us carry on about our lives, blissfully unaware. #vss365

“HI, U got NRG in XS. I’d need an ABCs to compute how much. More speed than a VW, soaring like a KLM flight. DEPT. J gonna have to bring you in.” “Y? They’ll have to join the Q. Now F.O. I need to get some Zs.” #energy #vss365

I will always lap it up Whatever you put on my #saucer I’ll find the time to be with you Whatever I’ve got on my plate Can’t read the tealeaves in my cup Because truly it runneth over I won’t see the knife wielded by you Until sadly it is too late #vss365

“Up and at ‘em, mighty #atom.” “Do I have to? Can’t I just stay here with you?” Steven trudged to the bathroom & carried out his morning ablutions. He slipped into his uniform & slid down the bannister. He wolfed down his Coco Pops & banana milkshake. “Don’t forget your baton, Officer!” #vss365

“Don’t just #hover. It’s a totally ineffective means of non-verbal communication. If he’s in your way and he isn’t moving, that’s not going to cut it. You need to speak up, ‘Excuse me’ isn’t bad, he may grudgingly step aside for you.” “And if he doesn’t?” “Time to get physical. Try a shove.” #vss365

“The new waitress seems very nice. Introduced herself as Ann?” “No. She’s #android. She was trying to tell you up front that she’s an #android. Just so you don’t get any ideas.” “Yeah, so I was right. Her name’s Ann Anne Droyd? What time’s she finish?” “Christ, you robots are all the same!” #vss365

“Ari Stott’ll fix your garden for you. You’ve no need to feel harried. He’ll transform that patch of dust into something far less #arid.” “Woody pen a treatise on personal and societal struggles?” “No, Uri Pidd e’s the fella for that. What use could a woodpecker be?” “Ha-ha-ha-har-har!” #vss365

“It all feels a bit … #unearthly. I sometimes question if I’m really here or elsewhere and this memory I have of my body in a physical world on a planet in a solar system was just some kind of dream. You there, where do you think we are?” “Well, let me introduce myself. The name’s Lucifer.” #vss365

I don’t like the thought of becoming a #beetle I’d be constantly worried that the things I would eat’ll Make me unwell and taste rather …fecal No, thank you, Mr Kafka! #vss365

“The #deluxe version comes with whistles & bells & all sort of added features.” he explained. “I don’t know! The premium seems steep to me for some stuff I’m not even sure I’ll ever use.” “Give me a break here, lady. If I send an order in for the economy version everyone will laugh at me.” #vss365

All over the world there’s an #undertone. Those under suspicion are beneath contempt, the über-cool are not exempt. The higher ground has been sublet by the high and mighty lowlife set. Knuckle down, limber up, those for whom overrunneth the cup. They’ll lock us down or lock us up, comrades! #vss365

A #piranha pissed on caipirinhas kissed this chick named Frisky Tina. Peter Piper popped his pecker in protest most peculiar. But Chopper Chorley chased our chewy chum into the river from whence he’d come. Our fishy friend felt foolish and vowed his mouth would not be for kissing ever again. #vss365

I don't know why I followed the figure in the drab #raincoat. A dirty mac often hides a pervy bloke who'll flash you as soon as look at you. Something about the hair, pinned up with clips and slides. As I followed them down an alley, turning, she shook her hair free and opened her coat. #vss365

"You've got pizzazz, baby, you've got #verve. A cocoa and a lullaby's now what you deserve. It must be a faff being a giggle fifteen hours a day." "Haha!" you're perplexed. "You're being jejune." you say. "Desist, sister, you dunderhead. I've rewritten the rules, I'll rest when I'm dead" #vss365

In Cheadle, Dave awoke in a strange house. He was hung over & not properly rested due to the noise from the adjacent room, where his friend had spent the night. The friend that he had thought was just a regular stud, he now understood to be lascivious & #libertine, libidinous & licentious. #vss365

I shouldn't be at your beck and call. I shan't be coming round again. Ashen-faced won't cut it, girl. I shun your pleas of "I'll try" and then, I shudder as I turn away, a surer man would rue the day a shapely temptress entered his life #Ash - I love you! Be my wife? #vss365

I don’t think it’s too drastic to call you iconoclastic. You saw my ostentatious display and you utterly smashed it. I’m not a person inclined to do something rash but you carry on like that and we’re going to #clash. Drab, puritanical, joyless I see versus fab, fantastical, peerless me. #vss365

"You come here, with your #associate, let's call him that, both high as a kite and wanting money from me. And why? Because I was once foolish enough to have married you? That makes me a soft touch, does it? Well, you don't want to create a scene, trust me. And you, knucklehead, back off!" #vss365

This story does not work. It's not a good #advert For the hopeless, foolish jerk Who writes it. It's really not inspired Perhaps he's feeling tired Probably should be fired If anyone were paying him. Labouring over lack-lustre words as if any good could ever come from it. And why? Man alive! #vss365

He made his first guitar with an empty tissue box and a few #elastic bands. That thing could twang, kid thought he was Duane Eddy. We bought him his first nylon-stringed acoustic, not much of a step up but he taught himself “Cavatina”. Investing in his first Stratocaster paid off. Big time! #vss365

#Pulp. Many negative connotations. It certainly implies a previous state ending. Not so bad for fruits & vegetables, the consumer benefits from the energy within. Awful for any kind of animal, let alone humans. But for excess stock of books, it at least promises a new life, as toilet paper. #vss365

We need an #oasis but what we get is a mirage. #vss365

“You may find this drug more aggressive than the one you take currently. This new one will #blur the line between fantasy and reality.” “There’s a line? No, thanks, I think I’ll stick with what I’m used to. Pass me that Vorpal Sword would you, Doctor? This orc’s been bugging me all morning.” #vss365

Well presented, in a luxurious, glossy #wrapper, this sweetie is just too good to resist!” she thought, as she sipped her welcome cocktail at the drinks reception, ahead of the Annual Confectioner’s Convention. “Oh, my gosh, he’s coming over to “network”. With me! Best not look too sour.” #vss365

My childhood was riddled with #conundrums - conundra? What would I rather be or a wasp? D’you know last night? D’you know the night before? Why did one have a pancake? And stuck there? The one with the drum, well yes it would have been a #conundrum, of course. But tomcats, knocking on doors? #vss365

These ridiculous homeward journeys had a most unwelcome effect on his solid 14 stone body. 900 miles over 14 hours across 4 countries. It would #sublimate him and a hollow, gaseous apparition would float, seemingly unnoticed, into the place he called home. Had he infact died along the way? #vss365

Plucked from the ether, the idea seemed airy-fairy at best. It lacked tangibility & the potential benefits were difficult to express. She devoted her time & persuaded the community that the resources needed should be dedicated to the task. The concept had become concrete, it had #sublimated. #vss365

“Exsqueeze me. #Escutcheon help noticing adder don’t mean to be hippo like. Can o’ beer of any help? You steam turbid struggling with dose heady fags. Mayo take one fur you?” “Fuck you very much. My car is over ear, the Foxhall Chlamydia.” “Nice car, what’s your job?” “Speech therapist.” #vss365