Perhaps the aircraft carrier is still in Portsmouth because it’s waiting for Navy Commander Penny Mordaunt to come aboard? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Voting with your conscience is not a “protest vote”. The real protest votes were those traditional Labour voters who have been convinced and gaslit that immigration is the only issue and the solution is to turn to far-right ideology rather than what is really best for their families & communities

The lesson from recent by elections should any parties or policy makers wish to hear it - people actually want real progressive left leaning change and they are motivated to turnout and vote for it. This fact is being drowned out by the artificial noise in the system to deliberately distract us

Hope wins over hate 💚 Well done to the people of Gorton & Denton for seeing the light & driving out the darkness 🥰

So proscribing Palestine Action as a terrorist organisation was unlawful? Who would have thought? 🙄 All those lawyers in Parliament & Lords and a former Director of Public Prosecution as Prime Minister yet none of them thought to apply the law (or common sense) rather than bow to Israeli pressure 🤔

Unlike Jim Ratcliffe I will issue my apologies up front rather than wait to be forced into issuing one: I’m sorry if my choice of language offends some people, but Jim Ratcliffe is a total thunder cunt who is clearly not a fit & proper person to run a football club.

As I hurtle ever closer to 50 I still remain to be convinced that there is a better test of a car stereo quality than SL2 on a Ragga Tip at full volume

Read this morning that Mad Nadine Dorries had defected to Reform Though she had been defective a long time? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is anyone else cooking a full-on first day back at school Xmas dinner with all the trimmings? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣

Nigel Farage says people who are unhappy with the Labour Government should meet with their MP and raise their concerns Nigel Farage - the MP who still hasn’t held a surgery in his Clacton constituency 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️

💔😢 Deliberate targeted attacks on a hospital A follow-on attack designed to kill & maim paramedics, aid workers and journalists rushing to the scene Clear and obvious war crimes played out brazenly for all the world to see - but will face no consequences or even challenge

Why is leaving your mobile phone provider the most difficult task in the world??? No effort to actually keep you happy or offer good deals - just making it impossible to navigate the process 😱

If you’ve got a ticket to a gig why would you camp outside for 3 days? 🤷🏻‍♂️ If it’s a standing ticket you could literally rock up as the support act ends and still get near the front of a pit. And if you got seated tickets your seat will always be there? 🙄

1 year on Tories still really struggling in opposition - no remorse, no acknowledgment of need to change, no clear direction or plans & clearly unable to adapt to provide meaningful opposition to the Govt. Badenoch proving utterly inept as a ‘leader’ & offering up free hit after free hit at #PMQs

Why was Kemi dressed as a man at today’s #PMQs

Let’s be honest - Ed Davey shows week after week that he is the real leader of the opposition #PMQs

Jordan fucking Henderson & an international debut for a 32 year old defender 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

Reform PLC didn’t even bother attending #PMQs today and still had a better outcome than the Conservative Party 🤣 Tories almost as inept and failing in opposition as they were in Government 🤦🏻‍♂️ A party of the past with no defined vision of the future

Kemi Badenoch is truly awful at #PMQs week after week. Scores own goal after own goal & always leaves setting up a free hit on her last question. Tories really haven’t got their heads around opposition 🤣 The longer she stays in her role the better ❤️

Man Utd £1bn in debt, laying off staff left right & centre and failing spectacularly on the pitch. Announcing plans for a £2bn stadium??? 🤷🏻‍♂️ billionaire owners increasing their own wealth servicing club debts - asking for handouts from UK taxpayers to build a stadium way beyond their means! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Losing 1 of their 5 MPs now makes Reform PLC the joint 7th biggest party in the House of Commons equal with Plaid Cymru and Green “Political earthquake” my arse!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Dear the Darts, Please don’t let Sky televise the Premier League next season. Their coverage has been shocking so far this season 🤦🏻‍♂️ Lots of love, Everyone x

Irony not lost on an angry elderly orange sociopath rallying against diversity quotas enabling those with “impairments including hearing, vision, severe intellectual impairment & psychiatric disability” to take roles in Government posts 🤷🏻‍♂️

When the President untruthfully declares diversity quotas have led to an unqualified workforce causing catastrophic loss of civilian & military lives in an unprecedented air crash - why are Air Traffic Control not taking strike action in solidarity for this derogatory blame game?

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Finally left the other place. There was some really good times there over the years, but nothing lasts forever. Had many interesting conversations and made many new friendships - but the place is now a septic tank of bots spreading hate, fear, lies and general bad vibes. ❤️✌🏼