I simply cannot wait to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol.

“It is beyond his art, and Sauron’s too. […] But there is nothing that Sauron cannot turn to evil uses.” Absolutely vile. Hideous and sickening.

@jeremygonewild.bsky.social almost made me lose Mashoween, but luckily I realized what the song was that was playing in his TikTok story and scrolled away in time…🤣🤣🤣😂

One of these days I’ll remember I have a Bluesky account… 😅

Bluesky is asking me to verify my age. Yeah no. I think not. Starting to realize why I don’t use this app very much.

“Yes, this is Mordor,” said Frodo. “Just one of its works. Saruman was doing its work all the time even when he was working for himself. And the same with those that Saruman tricked, like Lotho.”

Regardless of what the professor’s thoughts on this might have been, this is just ridiculous. Supporting theft of artwork and replacement of living artists is unconscionable.

“I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family library in such days as these.” -Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice

I’m so sick and tired of being at the mercy of politicians who won’t live long enough to face the consequences of their own stupid decisions, voted in by people who want me dead.

If someone says something really problematic or discriminatory and your first instinct is to call them “fat” or otherwise body shame them rather than address what they said…maybe you aren’t as good of a person as you think you are.

A REBRAND HAS HAPPENED!

If I have to be the one to (continuously) train my social media algorithms, I should be getting paid for that shit. That’s all I’m saying. 😂

my worlds have collided (GROND) #grond #luniellë

Sharing so you can block it

GROND! #grond #luinellë

GROND! #grond #luinellë

“Long had it been forging in the dark smithies of Mordor, and its hideous head, founded of black steel, was shaped in the likeness of a ravening wolf; on it, spells of ruin lay. GROND they named it, in memory of the Hammer of the Underworld of old.” GROND! #luinellë

GROND

We’re living in times where certain Star Wars fans are DEFENDING THE FUCKING EMPIRE. Cooked? Naw, we’re burnt to a bloody crisp at this point.

May the Fourth be with us all…now more than ever. #starwarsday #starwars #maythefourth

This week I learned that you can, in fact, get poison ivy from just the vines. Yes I learned this the hard way, shut it.

ditto

Expect to be treated the same way you treat others.

Quote with a powerful woman

Today is World Poetry Day! Here is a poem from The Lord of the Rings by JR.R. Tolkien, The Road Goes Ever On. Keep poetry alive, we need it now more than ever! #worldpoetryday #tolkien #luinellë

I commenced my annual reading of The Lord of the Rings last night. The journey has begun, and the Road goes ever on and on… #luinellë

If a piece of media is ABOUT queer people, then it’s “for” queer people. If it’s NOT “for” queer people, then it’s EXPLOITING them. Simple as. Remember that as you devour your MM romances written by cishet authors.

Not my home but I know my way around

“sOmEtImEs ThE cUrTaInS aRe JuSt BlUe!” Please, you couldn’t even make it past the green eggs and ham, stfu.

Shoutout to @roac.bsky.social for organizing a VERY enjoyable and inspirational livestream of Tolkien readings today! We learned, we laughed, we cried, and we raised money for some very worthy causes. Thank you so much for all of it!

I’ll be there, stop in and say hi and listen!

I keep forgetting I have bluesky lol oops.

“Why is it that we can better bear to part in spirit than in body, and while we have fortitude to act farewell have not the nerve to say it?” -Charles Dickens, The Old Curiosity Shop #books

sshhh this is me circumventing the character limit 🤫🤭 #luinellë #ringsofpower #lordoftherings

If you see this, post a witch.

Fun fact: I unashamedly, unapologetically love ABBA.

It finally came! 👀 #luinellë

CONFESSION: I don’t like doing “rankings” of characters based on power or fighting skill. Same goes for fictional “who would win” types of things. I guess I just don’t feel like it serves much purpose. Also it speaks to a preoccupation with power and dominance. Just me.

@the-neej.bsky.social after your live I got a notification from TikTok letting me know I can now go live. 🤣

In “Of the Fifth Battle: Nirnaeth Arnoediad”, the first paragraph describes the return of Beren and Lúthien to Doriath after their deaths: “Those that saw them were both glad and fearful…” Since they all watched them both die before, I bet they were terrified seeing them alive again! 🤣 #luinellë

Apparently TikTok is coming back now for people (albeit slowly). They’re just making it up as they go along now. The lesson to be learned here is that we cannot trust that social media apps will be safe from lawmakers in the future, and we need to stay vigilant.

I have a feeling there are going to be a ton of lives on TikTok today because of tomorrow. I’ll try to make it to everyone’s, but I can’t be in 10 places at once so please forgive me 😅

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image:

I think the new pfp serves its purpose 🤣

I don’t give a rat’s saggy behind who owns the company or whatever, NO AI EVER!!! Blocked and reported. Also wtf? Do they think saying woman owned or LGBTQ+ owned somehow makes them more credible? Gtfo 🙄

@davidthengoldo.bsky.social if a pdf of On Fairy Stories exists, I’m interested! 👀

Reading The Fall of Gondolin has been really interesting to see how Tolkien changed the story over time. Very much worth the read. #luinellë

Reading The Fall of Gondolin and having that story expanded a bit brings it into sharper clarity, and what a great tragedy. Ecthelion and Glorfindel deserve all the praise. 🥺 #luinellë

Name: Dan(iel) Home: 🇺🇸 Favorite Tolkien animal: Bill the Pony Ent/Entwife: Quickbeam I think Last meal on Earth: Christmas dinner Farthest from home I’ve ever been: Marseille, 🇫🇷 Pets: ❌ #luinellë

You should never speak ill of the dead, only good. Anita Bryant is dead. Good.