Shohei Ohtani will never hit a home run off of Vladimir Guerrero Jr. #Bluejays

They're climbing on Vladdy's back!

This is the most perfect hurricane eye I've ever seen.

Pretty sure I'm ready to watch urban disc golf but I know I can't stomach the goose on there. I can't handle his beady eyes, attitude aside.

It only took a world series birth and an outstanding postseason to make my VGJ HFA start to go😁 I'm rooting Blue Jays all the way. Would be sweet to have this '25 Topps card be a WS winner

It's getting worse. I remember that one day though. Pretty sure I was sick that one day🤣

I don't know how this hurricane that's unfolding in Jamaica doesn't become one for the ages in terms of a body count. I really hope I'm not seeing it correctly.

Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."

I have at least 10 coffee thermoses, all of which aren't even in my house

Got a text at 5am yesterday from a dude I played in league with a few years back. Ended up playing 18 with him and some of his friends I had never met. We had such a a good time! I wasnt happy with my round but left super happy i simply got to throw with some cool dudes.

The kid is starting to put a move on the disc!

2 days in a row I've had to smash the brakes for suicidal deer standing in the middle of the highway. Need more deer hunters or licenses in my opinion. It's horrible.

Slick Willie Reichard what a boss

We ask for more women in politics and the guy just keeps giving us the slimiest ones🤣 Ugh it almost feels wrong but I hate them so much. Honestly, it makes sense for the selfish white guy to vote for the pube. But for a woman or POC ....WTF. Do you hate yourselves?! They hate themselves.

The Illinois Secretary of State has launched a hotline for folks who see ICE switching license plates. Tampering with or removing license plates is illegal in Illinois. If you see it, report it. Call 312-814-1730.

Aaron Gossage acted like a child on the course yesterday. Had he not, he would have won. Vinny was probably like "yeah I can't let this dude act like this and win." Cold blooded. Necessary.

Less than 3 weeks until 40. Last night I made the text bigger on my phone🥺😢

Another banner day on Botty Ranch! 🧈

I'll eat my hat if when this group gets to the capitol, they break in and attempt to assault capitol police.

I feel like there should be a massive Rage concert streamed free somewhere tonight

I've noticed what seems like an uptick in state patrols all over the Twin Cities Metro, helicopters included. Also have been seeing marked BPA vehicles south of Duluth for the first time, on a few occasions now.

I urge our nation to use this weekend's No Kings marches as a declaration of independence against the tyranny and lawlessness currently running this country. Use your voice. ACT PEACEFULLY. Protect yourself and your community. THERE ARE NO KINGS IN THE UNITED STATES.

I discovered pokemon AND anxiety at age 39😐 pretty gross on the latter part of that statement.

Oh no the humanity!!!!

What are you doing on Saturday? is a question I'm asking with increasing urgency/panic. www.nokings.org

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! nationaltoday.com/indigenous-p...

Omg my mating Bluebird pair just showed back up and climbed in their house?!! What the heck it's October they're supposed to be in Kentucky by now

I'm feeling like since I got off Twitter I am seeing a lot less of the ice/antifa stuff in my timelines. Im just going to pretend for the night it's because it's quieting down and the world is healing.

Watching the FPO highlights. I think everyone should be with me in missing KT. I've been out of the loop. Is she really done forever?

5 years. 5 winners! I found myself down 4 after 10. Got it back to 1 for the last 5 but couldn't capitalize on 3 opportunities to tie. So much fun though. I love my friends.

1 hour until the DKC!

Still bagged @gilbertbystander.bsky.social ! Needs a bath before tomorrow

My first tourney in 5 months tomorrow! The illustrious 5th Annual Dumb Kid Classic! 4 different winners in 4 years so far. Gotta get that title back after the shoulder tear/playing righty last year!

Lost Bowers for a few weeks, snagged Goedert off the waiver wire and boooom. Trade bait or season asset in that flex spot!?

Taylor ripped off Sabrina all the way. Why? Literally the world in the palm of your hand.

I just deleted the other app. I want to try and not use it unless I need to get a hold of someone I like on there. Are there any pokemon people over here?

Just coming by to say UGH for all the obvious reasons. I think I'm probably going to try and hang with the sane people on BlueSky more. Mentally fried and just trying to figure out what to do for my family on a daily basis.

Man I love drinking beers and listening to tunes

I think a lot about the differences in pupil shapes on cats, goats and humans. Why?

How's everyone doing? Who's still here? I just wanted to come over and ask if anyone thinks maybe this whole rapture thing is overblown and we're really waiting on Jacks Beanstalk? Dyed my first disc of the season last week too!

I'm still doing the Lord's work of telling people jeep duckies are for swingers.

Heaven help us

Crash and the red squirrel we both want gone🤣 @gilbertbystander.bsky.social

Hell of a deal is about to go live on reddit if anyone wants to claim it here first! KT Grand slam (Rive, Saint Pro, Explorer and Grace) and a SE lightly thrown JC envy! $90 shipped! The Rive went for 50 earlier this year on eBay. Let me know!

Second expo going well - light foot traffic but lots of new customers! Weird to think none of this existed 7 months ago. Approaching our 400th kit sold!

I just had a semi-long time follower from this and the other app call me out as a maga crypto scammer in my DMs🤣 what the hell is going on

Yoooo

Was not expecting to tear up over the passing of Iceman. A dude who was Soo f-ing cool and energetic when I first saw my favorite movie. The embodiment of badass. Damn, rough.