One of the most tragic things about being human is i witness so many beautiful things happen in the world and i will never be able to remember all of them.

Wizard IT: "Good day, I am having an issue with my Scrimbler." "Many greetings. Have you attempted to recharge it by the light of the moon?" "Forsooth, it is charged, I assure thee" "Place it on thy windowsill and ensure it is charged" "...hail! The Scrimbler functions once more! A miracle!"

Some people swear by plain oatmeal and I truly do not trust them.

I'm not the main character, you don't have to like me!

I'd serve crack before I served baked beans

This is the greatest honor I’ve ever received ngl

Just had some bomb ass chicken my dad grilled

What if Mars was an eye and its just waiting

My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song Wobbe wobbe gong gong wobbe wobbe gong Gong gong wobbe gong wobbe gong gong Wobbe wobbe wobbe gong wobbe gong gong My name is Wobbegong John, this is my Wobbegong Song

I looked in my black mirror and pulled out my own face. I did not recognize it. What is that which is not me if i am it?

My roommate the interdimensial hell eye is back I thought he would be gone for like another 2 days but now hes seen every time ive ever been naked in my apartment in all of history

Garbanzo

Icepick to frontal lobe save me, save me frontal lobe icepick

Just saw some graffiti that said A + B = C. This misinformation must be stopped.

There is a nonzero chance that any given trashcanis a very lost and very nervous Transformer.

Proof that money is power is that when you put coin in the arcade machine it work :)

There is no greater evil in this world than sand. Anakin was right.

I am grateful to live in a world that is still beautiful, even as scary things happen. One day the endless sky and the trees holding it up and the birds announcing their passage may be considered nostalgic.

One day the dead will find you and you will have to convince them your actions were justified.

I'd like to show a sea turtle the 1988 anime classic Akira, I think it would fracture its inferior reptile brain.

The door to heaven is on the moon and the reason we haven't gone back is cuz the astronauts were scared by what they saw when they went through

When the moon falls, I'd like to hold hands with you to watch it

If i open up my mouth and tv static comes out do you think i could use that as a flashlight and that the other girls will think im cool and sexy

Oh shampoo, doth thee tastest as sweet as thou smellst?

I will drown your reality in dreams of red water made manifest and then you will know what it means to live as a fearful creature.

I miss when the great worms roamed the wilds

Some quintessential aprts of big robot anime are 1 - psychological nonsense 2 -child soldiers

AI ain't shit in the face of my [SUPER ROBOT DICK PUNCH] (peeing on the ChatGPT server power supply units)

Some days that gif of Gible doing his dopey little walk is load-bearing fore mine conscious being, suspended like a spider from a thread in god's fingertips above a sea of roiling fire.

Have you ever wondered what the porcelain swan thinks of you? With its cold, painted eyes? It probably just hopes you're not a sentient hammer.

The wonders of the world occur within and without. Both are red.

I hope no one throws me in the ocean.

On second thought let's throw the Canadians in the ocean as well. That's for a different hypothesis. "Canadians will explode in water because their blood has too much maple syrup". Everyone keeps denying me funding to test the combustability of the Canadian people. Science seeks answers!!

We should throw the democrats into the ocean. This is not a political statement. I just think it gives us a sizable enough population to get good data for the hypothesis of "if you throw people in the ocean, they won't like you, because they are in the ocean and it is your fault". This is science.

My life is a hymn in praise of Sisyphus

Despite your best efforts, the spider of unweildly prportions is ignorant to your presence.