well they made us wait a while for it, but that was a pretty dang good direct sorry there was no smash or whatever lol

Hey. I *really* hate doing this, and I hope you don't think less of me for asking, but I could use some help. I know everything sucks rn, and we're all broke, but I'd be extremely grateful for any financial help I can get 🙏 ko-fi.com/pixeledpepper

Hey. I *really* hate doing this, and I hope you don't think less of me for asking, but I could use some help. I know everything sucks rn, and we're all broke, but I'd be extremely grateful for any financial help I can get 🙏 ko-fi.com/pixeledpepper

yeah, i believe in the holy trinity onion celery bell peppers

it has been teasing me with its impending demise for a while now, but my motherboard is finally cooked.

today i won a pauper edh game by taking 3 consecutive turns with Ultimecia, Time Sorceress // Ultimecia, Omnipotent

specsavers being a sponsor for the abs challenge system is so funny

it is the worst time ever to need a new motherboard lol

My spoiler-free review of 007 First Light is as follows: IOI understood the assignment.

Yankees fans can talk about "tradition" all they want, but they have patches on their sleeves and oh, yeah, the "hallowed ground" that is Yankee Stadium is worse than browsing the internet without an ad blocker

bring back power pros, you cowards

sometimes the soundtrack to my brain is gourmet race...sometimes it is thomas the tank engine and friends...sometimes it is early aughts divorced dad rock you just gotta go with it, man it's all sick tunage in the end

somehow only 3 teams in the american league are over .500

arrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

don't get kidney stones, they suck

i hate hospitals man

today, after much deliberation, my spine has decided that i haven't been in enough excruciating pain lately and as a result it has chosen to rectify that situation

because of recent health issues and scares, i've had to pay more attention to food than i care to, which means more research into food which means that algorithmic overlords keep bombarding me with "health" and food influen-- sorry sorry, i'll call them what they are, grifters it's infuriating

Once again, the Blue Jays "closer" Jeff Hoffman is brought in in the 9th, with a 4-1 lead. Once again, he strikes out one guy, then he loads the bases (including two hbp), then gives up a run scoring single. Then fuckin Louis Varland comes in, gets two outs with ONE PITCH to end the game.

i think it's very safe to say that Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is my favourite baseball player.

i love being charged 45 dollars for being exactly 1 penny overdrawn my bank: "have you considered just having more money???" oh shit, so that's what i've been missing

i really hate that so many pokemon rom hacks have a lot of neat stuff but then hit me with the ol "we changed weak pokemon stats to make them better" fuckin let bad pokemon be bad, i want the quality of life shit, not your opinionated stat adjustments

give me money so i can buy snacks and cute things.

all i did today was make a radio

logic dictates that 3DS stands for "3 dimensionual screen"

bwehhhhh i am risen from slumber and now the world must suffer my consciousness ... *fart* take that, world

turtl

the fact you have to endure a bot match after losing a *single fucking match* in pokemon champions is so annoying. such a waste of time! the bots aren't competitive at all so the win isn't at all satisfactory, so rather than picking me up after a loss, I just get more annoyed

Nintendo gets a lot wrong, and so does the Pokemon Company, and so does whoever decided that Pokemon Home (and Bank, for that matter) should strictly be cloud services, rather than local-to-the-console-with-cloud-backup services. You shouldn't need internet to move Pokemon between games!!

Is it finished?

Team Fluffy Guys is 4-1 in ranked doubles, we're gonna be the champions* *Note: I am incredibly bad at VGC style pokemon and i expect in a few days everyone will have figured out T H E M E T A and will be tryharding, sucking all the fun out of it, and forcing my early retirement

hi

i need a new motherboard u.u

The Blue Jays fanbase has come up with the nickname "Big Oak" for Kazuma Okamoto, and ngl I kinda dig it

I think it's funny that fairweather Blue Jays fans are already dooming and glooming over the season 4 games in because they lost 14-5 to the Rockies. The worst teams will beat the best teams on occasion. There's so much absurdity and variance in baseball! That's why there's 162 games!

KAZUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Genuinely, I'm going to miss Bo Bichette as a Blue Jay. I really hope he does well on the Mets, and I hope he continues his form of basically leading the league in hits every year (including last year where he missed a month and still led the league...)

okay good i didn't ruin everything! Luis Robert with a beauty of a 3-run shot to walk it off

Also somehow the Blue Jays won 8-7 in extras after being down 6-2 at one point after a reliever got hit by two comebackers on consecutive hits, left the game, and the pitcher to come in after him loads the bases and allows a grand slam, so maybe today is just a weird baseball day

i'm so sorry mets fans, I think I jinxed the bottom of the 10th by saying to @thesupersnes.bsky.social "Surely the mets don't NOBLETIGER this, right?" then again it IS the mets, and maybe that wasn't *entirely* my doing?

HERE WE GO

pokemon are shoved into little balls and are fine and they can be stored as (presumably) data in computers computers are just rocks we shove lightning into to make them do math math makes your brain hurt brain hurt causes all kinds of harm, real and imagined ergo, rock should be weak to electric

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1) Blue Jays 2) Tigers 3) Dominican Republic 4) Any team playing the Yankees, Dodgers, or Red Sox (In that order), that isn't the Yankees, Dodgers, or Red Sox 5) Mariners

sometimes slay the spire gets out of hand

it is actually painfully awkward that usa games in the WBC have been stuffed to the brim with military propaganda, they win the game on the worst fucking called strike i've ever seen, and the stadium blares "Fortunate Son" that song is not the patriotic anthem you think it is

fire up the espresso machine friends, our hopes are on italy to win the wbc now

that might be the single worst called third strike to end a game i have ever seen, and i'm so fucking glad ABS is in mlb this year because that shit would be overturned immediately

My goodness, the Venezuela vs. Japan WBC game was frickin incredible, i think it's safe to say that Venezuela winning is a bit of an upset! (Japan were the defending champions) Now to get pumped for tonight's game, the DR is a bloody juggernaut and I do not see the US coming out ahead in this one

it is very funny to me that the manager of the US team in the world baseball classic was so sure the US had already advanced to the quarter finals that they ran out a sort of b-squad, and now they're at very real risk of being eliminated today to tie breakers after getting dumpstered by italy, lmao