And if megan thee stallion can be a lover girl, so can I and the world is better for it. And that doesn’t make us any less baddies. “Because, the sun doesn't care whether the grass appreciates its rays, right? It just keeps on shining.”

“Spiritually Horny” is one way to describe wholesomeness! 🚂

We all about to get our turtles mocked by her next LEWK…

No one tells you when you go looking for Muzak for a bit, that if it’s really catchy, you’ll get it stuck in your head…🥒

I was really shocked and awed by this… but also I’m proud of the animation and sound effects I added of a barrel pooping a pickle.

ME: ALEXA PLAY BRING ME TO LIFE BY EVANESCENCE!

Babes, if you’re a 2018 Chrysler Pacifica catfishing as a 2021 Lexus Rx. No amount of snake oil will stop me from stepping off the lot when I peep the goods ain’t good, ya know? - That was a car joke. I used zero AI write it and did my own research to form it. Clap for me. 🫳🏻🎤💥

Every character’s aura is immaculate in this game…

😈🔥🔥❤️‍🔥

🐇♠️♦️♣️♥️

💣💥🚢⚓️🆘🛟

FUCK 🧊! 💕💕💕 thank you all 😘

🚨 TODAY!!! 🚨 *Alexa play fireball by pitbull* 🚨

*me still awake at unreasonable hour finally starting to get sleepy* Brain: Wait… what the fuck is even flirting anyway? Me for like two hours realizing I don’t know and am terrible at it as illustrated by a series of emojis 😐😑😐😑🤨🤔🙂‍↔️😔😒😟😯😧

🚨 REMINDER !! 🚨 HAPPENING TOMORROW!! 🚨

“Your vagina zips itself up…” 🤐

Terrifying on many levels…

“I BOOKED YOU FOR AN HOUR!”

☠️ 𝕸𝖆𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖊 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦! ☠️ Tonight: KT is our tour guide through the peaceful, tourist town, Silent Hill 2 (remake)! It’s the final James hating session! LIVE at 4:30 PM PT | 6:30 PM CT | 7:30 PM ET! m.twitch.tv/Lovelycrafti... #videogames #gaming #twitch #silenthill2

“Um… I’m — I’m not a cuck…”

That clapping wasn’t the sound of typewriter… 🍑🍑

MR WORLDWIDE !!

We might not be close to the end (we’re like on the last third) but here is hoping we get the doggie ending ☺️

“Oh no, sausage fingers!” 🌭

My enemy in high school was my gym teacher. Years later I saw him again and I think about this exchange from time to time. We stared each other down at opposing ends of my high school hallway. Him: “LaFountain.” Me: “Mr. Henry.” (Pause) “Bald.” And then I skipped off laughing.

Wrote some stuff about whimsy based on a group text question 🎠🎡💖 Read it here on my site! 📝

“Black Forest? Like the ham?” - 🤡

☠️ 𝕸𝖆𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖊 𝕸𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦! ☠️ No stream tonight! 🚫 We’re busy manifesting a sweet treat + the downfall of this current regime 💕 We’ll be back on 03/16! Miss us? Check out YouTube for past streams. Like, Smash or Pass: Pokemon (3 eps) www.youtube.com/playlist?lis... #videogames #gaming #twitch

The episode we all fall in love with the doggie… 🐶 😭💕

“That pee pee WERK.”

I don’t know, man, I don’t think a crab can get me goonin’… *eats crab raggoon* Oh …

Ectoplasm is just ghost spunk if you didn’t know, pass it on! 👻💦

I have zero regrets on this purchase…

Did I spend $100+ on girl scout cookies to support this local troop…yes. But, I cannot claim to be altruistic when I really want to have emergency Girl Scout cookies always available in my freezer…

Hundreds of violence prevention workers this week celebrated their role in helping Chicago achieve a steady dip in homicides, noting how the expansion of their grassroots work has gone a long way toward decreasing gun violence. blockclubchi.co/40w3DlU

I remember when layoffs were incredibly embarrassing to companies. Can we bring this back?

“Don’t be modest. It’s gross.” 🤮

of the thousands of patients tavistock treated only EIGHT ever complained. that sparked 'the cass review' set up by kemi badenoch more children have died as a result of labour implementing cass then complained to begin with @lucympowell.bsky.social and @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social are killing kids

i am the master of dry nose blood and static shocking my cats

Is this what people hear when I’m angry????

“Lookin’ at me, kitten??” 🐱 😂

When Cassie said, “I’d rather sit on my balls repeatedly…” I really felt that in my soul.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk 🙏🏻 also, I’d like to apologize to the mall goth community for my words…

I’m just another rat enjoying the drive to the fruit loop tree

LET’s get bahonked!

I just learned the dna recipe to make hands comes from the same recipe that makes our butts. Hands evolved from butts. Wash yer hands ya filthy animals. Now I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a little bit.

“Did rats eat them???” 🐀

I finished my class and it was a lot of fun! I missed being collectively creative with a group. Even when I didn’t feel creative it was still such a gift to watch them and cackle. I still have a lot to learn but here’s a clip from the show! 🤡