They're counting on it.

Makes you wish live audio recording technology were a little better in 1970. Yusuf is as talented as they come, but even he can't sing like 1970 Cat Stevens. That's just the curse of time. Yusuf Islam / Cat Steven - Wild World #🎧

...and there it is.

Yeah, dicks.

If they were smart, they'd fill it with fiberglass. 😎

Donald Judas Trump tried to access the nuclear codes - General Dan Cain stood up and told him no. Why is this not being talked about everywhere at once, nonstop?

I think I'd give up Israel's friendship, to start. 😎 I mean... Obvious bad friend is obvious.

I think I've found a new song to obsess over for a week. Never heard this one before. Cake - The Guitar Man #🎧

What does this mean for the future of CoD lobby trash talking?

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It amuses me to no end that Lego is now making replicas of Nintendo products - a company who once made knock-off Lego blocks in the 1960's, got sued by Lego for doing so - and actually won in court. 🤣

Funny how their entire world ceases to exist without one specific immigrant - Nikola Tesla. After him, you also need Steve Jobs, son of a Syrian immigrant. There are so many examples. Denying the benefits of immigration in a strong democracy is the height of stupidity.

Some old #avacado #art.

I see he'd already discovered drugs.

Buh-bye, Tim Apple. Thanks for ruining the legacy. Would be cool to see Apple return to its roots, but I'm not holding my breath. I expect more of the same.

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social We're not stoned because it's 4/20. We're stoned because our stupid fucking government is destroying the world and it's all we can do to cling on to the dopamine.

I don't know what to say about this other than their food looks delicious and they seem like a peaceful, happy family. They're self-sustaining, not killing the planet. Politics aside, this family is a good example of living happily within our means. The world could be a better place if we all did. 🤷‍♂️

Who would actually be more offensive to Jesus - John Lennon or Donald Trump? Lennon, Mr. Give Peace A Chance, was crucified by the American mainstream media. Trump, Warmonger-in-Chief, gets a free pass for genocide. Make it all make sense.

I feel like being middle class is akin to being a turd floating deep below the surface of the cesspool. Most people are trying to float to that sunshine on the surface. I'd rather find the drainage control system.

Blessed be the molecules of fibrin and cholesterol that fulfill their destiny to build the wall that finally rids the world of Donald Judas Trump. 🙏

Karoline Leavitt roast incoming. 😎

Gee, I wonder who stands to make or lose the most in rocketry. 🤦‍♂️ The work of a foreign government, or the work of a one-man foreign government?

Oh stop it. 🤣 You don't have to be a forever virgin to love video games. I can't speak for Warhammer though. You guys are built different. 😎

What!? Why can't WE have cheap Nintendo parts dispensers!? If those things have rubber pads with contacts... I swear to god.

They don't call him Man of the Rustbelt. 🦸‍♂️

Steve Bannon, commander of Trump's incontinental army. Absolute specimens of men, they are. Sieg fail, Nazis. 😎

I've never done animation. 🤣 I just might catch the bug. Give it a share if you enjoyed. 😎

I'm on a blues kick this evening. 🎧 Be cool, share your favorite blues. I'll go share for share. 😎 R.L. Burnside - Jumper On the Line

I hope I can still play when I'm eighty-nine. 😎 What a legend. I love the cover of Junior Kimbrough's Stay All Night on his album, Sweet Tea.

A song and a voice from the past. 🎧 Zappa was the textbook example of a brilliant mind transcending the noise. Some people just see and hear more than the others. A gift and a curse.

Do not look directly into the joke. You have been warned. 😎

There's only a few people left holding the entire weight of this daily fresh hell. Start pelting them with proverbial dildos until they see the light.

Yes! America is... Hungary for change. 😎

Oh no! #Kash! What are you doing!? Pray for his recovery from the devil's sauce. #🍔🙏❤️

Fixed it.

Every YouTube ad now.

If I were America, I'd slap Texas in the face with it too.

#Congress, he's literally begging to be tread on. Come on, do it. Stomp that snek. 😎 What are you actually afraid of?

Losers. Surveil this. 🖕😎🖕 These programs shouldn't have been implemented in the first place. They've been an attack on American freedom from inception. Shame on all of you. Keep flailing. You'll be undone just like Orban.

In Ohio, it's a paper plate and Dixie Cups. You have to make your own chopsticks from the corn dog sticks. Must be nice to have potato money. 😎

"You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!" I love projects like these, keeping history alive.

Shhh! It's a secret to everyducky. 🔥🦆🔥

There's been reporting on all of this for years now. I'm really disgusted that it took THIS obnoxious fame hag to get everyone talking about it. All of this, all the way down to the root cause of much needed campaign reform, term limits and the reversal of the Citizens United decision is WELL KNOWN.

This was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen as an American. Our troops, being shipped off to hide one man’s life of debauchery. You have to stop this, Congress. You’re the only ones who can.

Who did this? 😆

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Preach it, other brother Steve. 🔥 Silicon Valley has become a den of evil, blindly following the almost-literal antichrist down the rabbit hole to hell. Woz should be advising the next president.

Me when I see my follower count tick down by one. 😎 The world could have used more Yusuf. "Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much." - Maude

JD Vance is from Middletown. Middletown is not Appalachia. Appalachia lies beyond the terminal moraine — the hills past the glacial boundary. I grew up in Columbiana County, with family from West Virginia and, before that, Scotland and Ireland. I am Appalachian. He doesn’t actually get it.

You let him wash his hands, didn't you? Who fucked up, giving the Oompa Loompas access to hygiene?