My fucking coworker spent "3 hours" (not really - he spent an hour and fucked off for 2) looking at real properties owned by one individual and wasted half that time looking at properties sold by that individual going back to 2005. Nobody fucking cares about a house he sold in 2005. Idiot.

My coworker called in sick today!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My idiot fucking coworker gave out his company amex cc number to "quickbooks" only to realize it's a scam. Now we all have to get new amex cards because he is a fucking moron.

When you elect a rapist, don't be surprised when dominates and fucks you.

You guys. I get it now. The "golden era" of another trump administration is the color of missiles being dropped, that's all.

All the MAGAts screaming, “I voted for this!” are enlisting to be on the front lines of the war with Iran, right? Right?

Another day, another day of embarrassment for the United States. Not sure how we will make in another 3 and 1/2 years of this shit.

I stand with US Senator Alex Padilla.

Apparently, the co-worker is mad at me and won't speak to me because I had to ask him to make sure he flushed the toilet because I kept finding his shit in the toilet. Yep. A toilet bowl of his shit. Grow the fuck up. Get the fuck over yourself. Flush the toilet. Eat some fucking fiber dude.

Apparently if you tell Josh Hawley to eat a dick on twitter, you get your account suspended. He's a PAB.

My coworker didn't know you weren't supposed to refrigerate bananas. He cooked in restaurants as a brunch cook for years and claims to have owned a restaurant (he didn't though - he's lying). He is 53 years old.

Sooooo, the incompetent coworker sent out a Power of Attorney with a different client's SSN on it. I am debating if I should just ignore it, confront the coworker, or tell the boss. I don't want to snitch, but this is beyond egregious and I don't think this should be swept under the rug. Help!

Serious question: Is there enough room in Hell for Trump and all of his sycophant enablers?

Another day, another display of absolute incompetence from my coworker.

My boss has never seen labyrinth so I have to find a new job. I can’t even.

I swear, my coworker spend at least 1 hour each day in the bathroom. Imagine getting paid to take multiple shits per day.

So, which laws will Trump break today?

The wrong asshole has cancer.

I get on a plane tomorrow. But I don’t fly through Newark. But still. Pray for me.

And it was a debtor paying a consumer debt and my co-worker didn't read the mini miranda that we are required to read EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. we speak with a debtor. He has worked here for over 5 1/2 years.

I guess my co-worker arranged for someone to come by the office at 11 so at 10:59, he decided to take his morning shit and was in the bathroom until *just*now, making his appointment just wait around...

White smoke! We have a new Pontif.

Kash Patel must be one of those DEI hires, right? Because there is no fucking way he was hired on merit as he is a fucking moron.

Holy shit. My co-worker doesn't know what a raincheck is.

If you are upset about what is happening in our country, blame cowardly senate republicans who voted to acquit trump in not only his first but his second impeachment trials. Blood is on their hands.

It took the neighbors complaining for my co-worker to understand that no one wants to listen to his dog scream. He has been walking around letting her scream and whine and cry for 6 months despite my repeated objections. Now the business next door has complained. Finally.

SCOTUS needs to get fucked

I don't think my co-worker understands that I can check his work and I can see when he doesn't do what I asked him to do.

The hubs asked me to shut up. That’s not going to end well for him.

Trump’s first 100 days have been 100 days of hell so how are we supposed to go on?

Why do kids get to have 2 dolls instead of 30 while billionaires get to have 30 yachts instead of 2?

My day was meh. I’m so thankful my spouse asked me.

Jared Moskowitz remains undefeated after sharing this! 😆😆😀

Gender affirming care, y'all!

According to MAGA, the Pope wasn't catholic.

From the idiots who brought you SignalGate, they are ready to introduce SignalGate II. The follow-up to SignalGate I is even dumber because to do the same shit twice is just incompetence.

He is risen!

Some of you might find this shocking, but thoughts and prayers don't prevent mass shootings.

I gave my coworker an assignment to draft a letter. He started the letter: Dear Fred, Never in the history of ever is it ever ok to start a formal letter by calling someone by their first name - EVER.

I've got the court rejecting filings saying the case numbers don't match when they do, employers sending checks for wage garnishments that expired 3 years ago, and a co worker who ignores my directions - like, it was not a suggestion dude - you are on the precipice of violating the FDCPA. FML.

Only if you do churches next because they are even worse!

If Trump doesn't need to follow orders of the court, then none of us do.

I love how we are in a actual constitutional crisis and republicans are like "yup! that's my guy!" and "this is what I voted for!" not realizing that they will not be immune from Trump's atrocities.

Who knew that the Diary of Anne Frank not only told the story of what was happening in the moment, but also provided a glimpse of the dystopian future?

Are they still eating the cats and dogs?

It's beyond incomprehensible how fucking dumb trump is and how many people just love to suck his cock and balls.

I just found a letter my coworker wrote to a client and because my coworker is inept, incompetent, and a fucking moron, he spelled his own fucking name wrong on the letter.

Trump saying "BE COOL!" is super duper reassuring. It's almost as comforting as when my husband tells me to "calm down."

I am in a foul mood today. Foul.

If Bernie Madoff and Fyre Festival had a baby, that baby would be the 2nd Trump Administration.