Only have one call today 🙌

The only time a trad wife sounds appealing is when I’m ironing shirts.

Just dug this fuckass old piece of metal out of our yard. AMA

Happy Pride y’all.

My greatest accomplishment today was not getting any of my dinner on a brand new white shirt.

Feel bad that I scared this little bro from its hiding spot.

Subban’s outfit is baller.

Nobody lives up there. Bring the hockey back.

Guess I’m not flying the drone much this summer. 😬 Those are all no fly zones from June 1-July 21.

Crying my eyes out for you 🙄 www.kcur.org/housing-deve...

Feeling this quote as a fairly new manager. “Management is nearly unique as a discipline in that most people doing it were trained to do something else, promoted because of that other skillset, and given little to no guidance on how to do their current job”

The guys with the bats are supposed to hit ball, correct?

Tesla painted like a Shelby Mustang?

Lots of new music to listen to today: Boards of Canada, Feeble Little Horse, Kurt Vile.

Just drove to Omaha and back 😬 AMA.

Same reason anyone buys 76 hams🤷‍♂️ www.kansascity.com/news/politic...

Fucking Arsenal fans are everywhere.

Sonny Rollins? 😢

Every year, robins make a nest over this light.

Barista calling their boss to ask how to make an espresso tonic. 😬

Make so many Paper Planes they call me MIA.

Fuck the Kalshi.

You can’t hit people in the dick with your stick.

I don’t want to hear one Better Than Ezra song much less three.

You think Arsenal fans are insufferable now, just think if they win the Champions League and Spurs get relegated.

Breaking the fourth wall right off the bat.

“That’s my good tooth brushing stick”

They skinned the Grimace to make these chairs.

Car Play quit working on the rental I’m driving. I’ve got three hours ahead of me with just the radio and my thoughts. May just drive into the Mississippi.

Now I see why this place is called Amateur Coffee.

About ready to mute “Arsenal”, but I really liked this article. One of the things that I love about soccer is seeing teams made up of players from around the world.

At a dead stop on 29. Cool. 🤦‍♂️

Your haircut makes me irrationally angry.

Lose to SKC, and you lose your job. Cool to see Davy Arnaud get the interim job though.

Making a stop at Nebraska Furniture 🛋️ www.kansascity.com/news/local/a...

Why does Bo look like he’s had a stroke? 😬

Depending on which corner someone stands on, they could be in one of three districts. 😡 Read more at: www.kansascity.com/news/politic... www.kansascity.com/news/politic...

First good coffee I’ve had in a couple of days 🙌

Don’t name your airport after someone who died in a plane crash.

SKC decides to score goals when I’m not shooting?

Watching QMJHL playoff game. Player getting interviewed after the game drops f-bombs twice 😂

They put a pin on the midway point of Route 66

Should never have moved to a slave state.

Thought I saw JB for a second at the airport 😢

Love how the valentines baskets become Mothers Day baskets a couple months later at the roadside stands that set up on holidays.

Robert Moore playing three songs from Wire on @registertowin.bsky.social 🤌

What’s a little trichinosis between friends? 🐖

It’s Dirtbag Spritz season.

Not sure why there’s a bag of dried shrimp in the back yard, but I’m not sure of a lot of things anymore.

“Hold on now, we didn’t mean brown people could stand their ground.” 🙄 www.kansascity.com/news/politic...