Some Underberg will set things straight.

Forgot about the KC Zoo Polar Bear Cam. It’s always fun on a snowy day. www.youtube.com/live/BSUnBPv...

Neighborhood FB group: Park on the north side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. The city isn’t going to plow our street 🙄

The Iron Sheik isn’t here to say it, so I will: Fuck the Cyber Monday

Cat is camped out in front of the vent.

Really disappointed when I clicked on an ad for leather harnesses, and they were for holding cameras.

I’m going to need something barrel strength.

Sorry gray sweatpants aficionados, but it’s cold outside.

We better get a halftime show better than this for the Christmas game 😬

The family that bets together … 🙄

Watching the parade on over the air TV like the Pilgrims intended.

Suntory time.

I bet Mrs. Meyers had it going on back in the day.

"ty segall?" you mean this mf??

I bet the Swedish have a name for the sadness you feel when your coffee thermos is finished.

Actually leaving for work on time because there are no kids to wait on 🙌

Getting turnt after working on Sunday is a longtime tradition.

Thornton warning up by catching tennis balls.

I wish I had half the energy of a kid yelling at a player for an autograph.

Bird in the press box

Stars of the Lid’s “Music for Nitrous Oxide” was a good vibe for the foggy drive to the stadium.

Wet bedsheets, she bled from the pressure Plastic catholic priest watch from the dresser Wet the flour and whisk it together

Robert Moore playing so many Pretenders songs that I had to make sure Chrissie Hynde wasn’t dead 😬

Picked up my new sunglasses last and haven’t had a chance to wear them this week.

Logging onto the socials this morning

I made the bed over the cat, and she seems fine with it 🤷‍♂️

Just a little carbonated.

“internet culture has now reached a point where chronically online kids are longing for the memes of just a few years ago” www.wired.com/story/the-gr...

Is there a Dave here? 😢

Pay artists. Its not that hard. www.complex.com/music/a/alex...

Fuck the Draft Kings

Let’s fucking go.

Bro in the next cube loves him some smooth jazz.

Why do they make 5000K lightbulbs? Do you enjoy a morgue vibe?

First good night sleep this week. 🙌

They were one of the OGs whiskyadvocate.com/Rogue-Brewer...

Went out hoping for a nice sunset. It didn’t happen. Sent the drone up anyway 🤷‍♂️

Seeing all these videos from the Wednesday tour, and they don’t come here until March 😟

Just saw a friend post on LinkedIn that he was looking for freelance editors fluent in “Nano Banana”

All the caffeine today. Line em up.

Never understand putting a d-lineman in coverage on a WR. TE maybe 🤷‍♂️

All the leaf blower bros are hard as a rock right now.

Great story about urban bee keepers. 🐝 www.kansascity.com/news/local/a...

I’m “ Couldn’t even stay awake until Weekend Update” years old.

Playing the other kind of football at CMP today.

Let’s bring back having a pile of magazines in your bathroom instead of scrolling on your phone while you’re taking a shit.

When did the Patriots start wearing that ugly grayish-blue? 😬

I’d like 200K for getting shitcanned 💰 www.kcur.org/2025-11-12/k...

Got so busy this morning that I didn’t finish the coffee in my thermos🤦‍♂️

Had five meetings this morning and @scribblymoth.bsky.social is living her best life on her day off. 😟