california bread, oven tough (too warm top cool bottom) and no tools here for proofing or engraving the pattern but it looks pretty nice, taste to be determined later

New short story, Dizzy. Follow first person through a very unwell trans lesbian's very bad day. Please do take the content warnings seriously. archiveofourown.org/works/85467246

I’m emotionally disrobed

you better not be having fun there without me *remembers what it’s like* …oh I’m fine

okay. yay. if you liked my short stories but hated tumblr, everything ive posted to tumblr is now available on ao3, with a short blurb of author commentary. new short stories will be coming soon

accidentally ordered tokusatsu instead of tonkatsu at this restaurant and now this guy won't stop doing stunts. The waiter can't even take him back because whenever he tries the guy strikes a pose and a bunch of explosions go off behind him

um sorry i don't think i can hold it back any longer..tummy punch 👊 tummy punch 👊tummy punch 👊 tummy punch 👊 tummy punch 👊 tummy punch 👊 tummy p

eva ushiromiya

“my girlfriend is doing poses at the fish” that’s because I have no shame

hitting the wryyyy pose is unparalleled

dio brando was so hot. dio brando was the blueprint

jesus fucking christ lmao

taking mobility impaired gf prisoner

I think they should bring avacyn back, fucked up preferably but I’m flexible

wore my power fit for discharge day

saw a kestrel looming forlornly in the gloam today

week of mostly bodyweight nonsense but running around these hills has felt pretty great for cardio, makes me want to get into the stairclimber

On that last 10% of the hip adduction rep running my hands over my face and then joining them in prayer like my daughter just told me she’s straight

oh wow I found a good pastry bakery out here

seeing "transwoman" creep back into the non-TERF vernacular is some crazy work

memories of creaming butter by hand. thank god i dont have to live like this anymore

banger

i want to set up a tonberry feeder in my backyard and watch them sharpen their knives and what not.

between the pokemon stuff and these adorable bread creatures I think something strange has been activated in me recently

sf does have some adorable sourdough creatures tho, love that

girl, same.

some of you

if I make my gf laugh it hurts her, this is a princess injury

my closest friends and allies are diagnosing me with “fanny pack woman”

giving the dilator oni your location

every once in a while I experience the call of void (redoing my entire wardrobe to dress like Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback)

I love my cunty girlfriend

being on the west coast means that most people go to bed way earlier now, weirdly early end to the social bits of the night, even sports games that I don’t really follow

miss my hobbies but watching my gf learn to walk again is pretty good for the dysmorphia, our legs really are not similar at all in size

Critical hit! The orc’s blade fucks you asunder. 77 damage!

Your bench press will only improve if you do it braless

I hate to tell you this kid, but we're all heavily fictionalized and mythological concepts

MALENIA, GODDESS OF ROT

proper squat form

Maybe I can demand worship and praise from those around me to fuel a hedonism induced ego spiral, as a treat

Rya, commission

I need to be the strongest woman in this waiting room

let me into the preop ward but they delivered me to the wrong girl, took a lot of self control not to adopt this random unpartnered lady

t4t partners of women being vagina’d indefinite hangout

5:42 hospital is the 2nd most immersive sim experience I’ve had in my life

hanging out in evil city (opposed to evil suburbs)

prius online is coming back, a game you may remember from such conversations as "like the car?" and "isn't that the game that killed the kid?"

big trees

it's really funny that college araragi looking so feminine is being attributed to his "vampire-factor" as if senjougahara wasnt feeding him blue pills daily like candy.