My favourite shirt to piss off the younger researchers

Happy Valentine's Day! Here are some gay robots :3

No one tell @site42.bsky.social. We did it guys, we made the tree scream. I should probably tiktok about it.

First lobcorp fanart,,, wanted to try using the lasso tool,,, no i dont know why he is my current blorbo either,,, #art #fanart #lobotomycorporation #ayin #x

(completely unprompted) i'm becoming evil

there are certainly things happening in the world right now that’s a lot of things!

One of the greatest moments of my life was being in a VC when this information came to light.... he he Ukee-lee-lee

If anyone was wondering, this is what my music taste is like! open.spotify.com/playlist/1Kt...

Halloween and Nightmare on 17th Street scp-wiki.wikidot.com/halloween-on... scp-wiki.wikidot.com/a-nightmare-... #SCPFoundation #scp

Who needs the Department of Disinformation when high schoolers exist?

If anyone tells you I have ever possessed a gerbil they’re lying, 963-RE only works on anthropoids

Someone left a sticky note with this thing on my desk today On a completely separate note, Site-19 might get a mascot soon!

Scout’s honour, they’re lying!

Finally some good education!

Oh god damn it SCP-001, not again.

Why the fuck is there a twink in my office

MOTHER FUCKER I’M ALREADY DEALING WITH THE SHIT DIOGENES PUTS ME THROUGH GODDAMNIT

Wait!!! They don’t love you like I love you!!!

He may or may not have gotten bit by a zombie in a halloween party, and yes he dressed up as 49 #scp #scpfoundation

Get worse so he realises “oh shit maybe not taking care of yourself does bad things”, it definitely works!

A [REDACTED] pressed between her [DATA EXPUNGED] but I’m staring at her █︎█︎ it’s [CENSORED]

MAKE MY LIST AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!!! #scp #scpfoundation #drnamepending

I forgot to tell you guys I was pregnant

The best part of being a site director is when you’re in director meetings you get to play footsies under the table

Hey Site-19 personnel I’d just like to remind you clowns that there are cameras in the janitor closets. I do see you making out in there. Keep it up tigers!

If you’re happy a barely sentient piece of rotten tangerine who should be put in a nursing home is a president, I’m making you a D-Class. Get the fuck out of my face.

Last chance to get your Peanut figurine before they *snap* plushfoundry.com?ref=site42

In regards to the 2024 election

Who the fuck thought putting laxatives in my coffee was a good idea.

I may have an outrageous fashion sense and look like absolute clothing barf but even crocs are too far for me

Well shit, good luck lmao. The Foundation is keeping him in the whitehouse because he’s a reality sink and there’s an anomaly we can’t control under it Lesser evil am I right? But ignoring the Foundation for a moment, you’re all gonna be okay. Trust me. Humans have gone through worse. Keep at it.

@3eyedbastard.bsky.social get the fuck out of the keyboard, I thought ukes were your thing

Seriously, my name is not Bright. Call me whatever the hell you want besides that loser’s name, you can even call me slurs! I don’t care! But me and him are not the same. See unlike him, I’m actually allowed around people under the age of 18—

Oh btw you Americans should probably vote, just saying I would but I’m legally not allowed to be near political buildings after the incident

It totally wasn’t me guys

I WAS SAVING THOSE GODDAMNIT!!!

I’m going to start turning all my paperwork into various origami and then hide them in my coworkers’ lunches

Instructions unclear, spiked the red punch with liquid sin.. 😥

Looks like someone forgot to take their memetics unless they were given antimemetics which then… uh oh

Alexa, launch the warheads

Pro tip: spike the red punch with red wine.

You’d do perfect as a D-Class

( #scp #SCPFoundation ) Two TJs on Halloween

A quick trip to the femur breaker could stop that!

Remember my dear researchers, Don’t Blink.

My SCP-173 Reimagining #art #scp #horror #scp173

> 𝙳𝚁.[𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶] > 𝙰𝙺𝙰:𝚂𝙲𝙿-𝟿𝟼𝟹-𝚁𝙴 > "𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 ██︎︎ 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎." >𝙰𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚖 - 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙲𝙿 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝙲𝙿-𝟿𝟼𝟹 𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛 - 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙲𝙿 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜, 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛, @yourstrulynameless.bsky.social 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 - 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?

I think my computer might actually be an SCP. It has: - Turned on randomly in the middle of the night - Kept turning on and off after I got to my office in the morning, no one had been touching it - It turned off by itself right now and refused to turn back on until I unplugged and replugged it