Yes, I'm one of the many fa*s spending this week absolutely devouring Confessions II. The real question is... why aren't you? #Madonna #ConfessionsII #Gay #Queer 🙃 💅

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Ovah 💅

Cardiff Pride was GOOD! 🏳️‍🌈💅🏳️‍⚧️

Was that little bit of blonde hair his secret weapon?

I was definitely image 6 last night 🍻

Photo highlights from recent human activities: wedding elegance for Helen + Theo, one singular cardio expedition (never again), full beer gremlin couture for Cara’s birthday, and me now melting in bed surrounded by fans like a Victorian woman with the vapours 🙃

RIP Nicholas Brendon 🖤 Hilarious Xander and Giles moment from the Doppelgängland episode 😂

Cillian Murphy celebrating great art is the only nourishment we need 😁

Older than you Looking so cunt Oh, look at you All in my cunt ❤️

Come on Rachel! Get that bitter old bitch! Can't stand Fiona #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK 😂

Choice Films 2025 🎬

| CHOICE TRACKS (**ALT VERSION**) 2025 | Some OTHER Favourites of the Year (because 2025 dropped way too much good music for just one playlist) 🎵 😁

Wearing only a T-shirt and socks can feel more naked than being completely nude. It’s not physics, it’s psychology, darling. 🧦👕

Fun in town 🙂

Spending Friday night at home when I should be

Mornin' 🫡

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Currently embodying my inner Frankenhooker. Glamorous, unhinged, and DEFINITELY not FDA-approved 😁

Kiki Pendavis! From the House of PENDAVIS! 💙

The first two episodes of Plur1bus are bold, weird, and wildly unpredictable, the kind of TV that makes you sit up straight and forget to blink. Wherever this story’s going, Seehorn’s behind the wheel, driving us there slow and merciless, because clearly, we love emotional devastation 😎

The only way I will be saved is through divine intervention 💙

Just over one hour to go. Alan’s got this! 💪

The moment I saw this, my brain screamed, “Taylor Swift, obviously".

Lovely, sunlit Sunday. Somehow managed an early(ish) start after last night’s wine and girl, feeling only slightly delicate. Grateful for honey coffee, fresh air, a lazy walk, a frappuccino treat, a bit of wandering, and now a big dinner with all the cheese.

| CHOICE TRACKS 2025 | Favourites of the year. Handpicked. Updated through November and December. Listen and maybe discover your next obsession. ❤️

A good rummage 😛

Kick back 👾

Spent the whole day mooching around Bristol, hopping between gigs, pubs, and museums, with plenty of wandering in between. 10/10 city stroll, would mooch again 😁

Need a bottom 😛

Not gonna lie, I’m loving the way my salt-and-pepper hair is coming in. I’m actually using a caffeine + biotin infused hair clay now, and I’m finally able to style it a little bit 💇‍♂️

Love our BOO Halloween spread 👻

Sunday cock

2017 was GAY.

Saw Basement Jax live for the 1st time on Sunday night ❤️

Saw Youth Lagoon for the 2nd time on Tuesday night ❤️

Saw Sharon Van Etten live for only the 2nd time last night ❤️

If you're seeing this, drop an old pic of yourself that you still love

This photo of my great-aunt Sparkle deserves to get 100 likes. Share if you agree. My aunt was cruelly diagnosed with Monstro Elisasue Syndrome on New Year’s Eve 2024, and she has since deteriorated rapidly.

Spent the bank holiday weekend making memories… none of which I remember. Good thing the photos do! 😁

Broadcasting premium man-pit content on TEAMS for my loyal subscribers (co-workers). Ms Productivity? She’s dead by lunch on Friday. I should be outside, beefy and mysterious, like a goth cow grazing and headbanging to Bela Lugosi’s Dead. Soooooooooon ☀️🦇

Lazy Sunday morning (exactly what I needed), then out soaking up the sunshine for a while ☀️

If you're not leaving the cinema like this after seeing Weapons, then why bother even seeing it 😁

Filthy mirror on the wall, who’s the gayest gravitational anomaly in this meat dimension?

Bedroom 🪴

MaxXXXXXXXXXXXXxine! 😍

Catching the light just right in bed, shimmering with a glow, I like to call ‘humid seduction’, aka my armpits. Try not to fall in love.

Just saw Together. Bloody brilliant. Society vibes all over, pure body horror madness. Didn’t know the leads were a real couple, which makes the gross chemistry even funnier. Grotesque, weirdly hilarious. Thank you, Scream Unseen 😆