God I’m glad my kid is done with college. He just escaped the enshittification of higher education.

I absolutely love an app called Paprika. It downloads recipes from sites and strips all the junk from the page. It automatically sorts ingredients into aisles/categories. It has a weekly meal planner. It syncs between devices so my son can go shopping on one side of the store and I can hit the other

introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Chris LeDoux Bailey and the Boys The Cure Weird Al Weird Al

Please go buy mine from MY shop if you want this, it’s so obvious how low quality the aliexpress one is too… www.mothsprout.com/product/i-ve...

My son is being such a good help I’m still so under the weather

Hello I have just dozed for 14 hours

Chipotle. Butt. Crabs. Auspicious prophecy

I’ve got chills and the shivers. No fever. Yet.

I just learned about Cakeverse and I’m honestly a bit awed

#Hongjoong in ink

I have to remember not to put my hand in the ink while I paint 🎨

Pretty good so far.

Trying out some cheap paper I found at Ross

My former boss told us that our salaries were going to be frozen and no raises ever again due to “the economy” & if making money was that important to us then we could find other jobs. Then she showed up the next day in a Porsche SUV. So I rage applied to a Craigslist listing and I’m still there

without downloading any new pics, what's it like to date you?

youtube.com/shorts/qYkGB... Yes yes casually do the splits while fixing your mask. Rui WHERE ARE YOUR BONES

Do I have to participate in the stupid secret Santa shit this year?

I ran my hand through my hair and gave myself a splinter

“Medication denial overturned on appeal” PIPE THAT FEELING INTO MY VEINS

I might not be the best parent but I insisted that my kid go to college and the least I can do is help pay his loans

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Jeff Satur has never made a bad record

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The Shrike from The Hyperion Cantos by Dan Simmons.

This Ateez performance is so fuckin good. Goddamn. They really are on their own level. youtu.be/xxVhnBo5qls?...

Guess who just argued with the State and WON? I had to take my reasoning all the way to the Head Pharmacist but my patient is getting their meds. For free. HELL YEAH

It’s weird but I’m just too tired for social media right now

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

XLOV - Biii:-P MV #XLOV #엑스러브 #BiiiP #XLOV_BiiiP #UXLXVE #XLOV_UXLXVE #kpop

This week has been absolutely draining

@ripeteeth.bsky.social may I interest you in some kpop/Frankenstein?

Waterbomb live stream #ateez festtimetable.com/en-US/events...

Wait— do people not say thank you to the bus driver when they disembark? In my town 90% of the riders do! Also if you greet a patient with a big smile, even under a mask, they can hear it and they are 90% less likely to be mean to you.

I am so fucking exhausted from work (your girl needs to hit the gym) and I’m crying about elections in other states

I also get to be a medical assistant today. Why yes, we’re short staffed, why do you ask?

I have to take my husband to the clinic where I work for an appointment and the cats are more compliant going to the vet

I’m a big fan of god/mortal. archiveofourown.org/works/67174639

I’m just a girl dropping off her box of poo at the ups store

Is it okay not to do HRT? I’m really spooked by the stroke risk with my history of migraines.

I read this aloud to my husband and he misheard me so now his villain name is “Mild incontinence”

I’m “The Hair Splinter”. All the hairs are platinum blonde so my victims can’t see where to dig them out underneath their skin.

I wanted to see what I looked like without eyelashes so I grabbed some scissors and cut them all off of one eye. I was maybe 4 and my family is convinced to this day that my eyelashes never recovered

Do vampires poop?

Sul sul! #halloween #sims

#AO3 tag wranglers have canonized some new "No Fandom" additional tags. Check out the latest news post for details: otw-news.org/3p8cnfe8

Coworker has decided to ignore me. Hahahahah I’m into that shit!!!

Oh shit. I’m going to have to explain what 80s technology was like to my fic readers

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